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Professor Science
Mar 8, 2006
diplodocus + mortarboard = party
this is kind of my problem with PRS guitars as well. guitars look amazing, but Christ I hate the finishes.

now if I see a flat black custom 24 sometime, that's going to be hard to resist

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kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
I like that ALL the classy looking guitars on the Mayones page are in the "discontinued models" section.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Their Flying V shape looks like it ate too many doughnuts.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Their Flying V shape looks like it ate too many doughnuts.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ7MvSEZFeM

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
STUPID BUT AWESOME MUSIC poo poo

https://www.revolvermag.com/music/hear-sleeps-crushing-first-new-album-20-years-sciences

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
apparently prince owned an ibanez universe

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I wish Prince would’ve dropped a full on dicks out gently caress you virtuoso album. I know he had it in him.

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



Kilometers Davis posted:

I wish Prince would’ve dropped a full on dicks out gently caress you virtuoso album. I know he had it in him.

I read he had like a insane amount of music recorded at home but never released. I'd pay good money for a "Prince Shreds best of" compilation

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Is that an Ovation Breadwinner? Nice.

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=hYrN7EIeXmY

More like Jared Spineless.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
The hell is with that tuning? It's re-entrant like three times.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014


God that's gross. Why bother with a "guitar" like that if you're going to spend 90% of the song on the bottom 10 strings?

e: a tapped note on guitar is the wimpiest, least metal sound there is.

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino
Its all a bit of a saga re:him and his 18 string behemoth, he got scammed by some dude claiming to be a luthier who was actually just ordering bits from China, then Orsmby stepped in actually made that for him. I think each string represents a layer of irony?

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
It's disappointing to hear something so gosh darn boring coming out of something that looks like a Harp and a Bass Guitar had a long, coke-fueled hate-gently caress-fest. I bet that, for all the fun we have mocking Colin Marston and his Warr guitars, I bet he could do some cheesy but rad tunes with something like this.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Pondex posted:

e: a tapped note on guitar is the wimpiest, least metal sound there is.

Tapping done right is bad-loving-rear end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEAsNxcIGKM

Professor Science
Mar 8, 2006
diplodocus + mortarboard = party

KozmoNaut posted:

Tapping done right is bad-loving-rear end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEAsNxcIGKM
Terminal Redux is simultaneously the stupidest thing (it's almost a musical?) and my favorite album of the past several years.

Thorpe
Feb 14, 2007

RELEASE THE KITTIES
If we're on the subject of tapping on really stupid instruments I think some of my stuff will fit here. It's around 90% of my bass playing and I don't intend on changing anytime soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5sW7E2nRHA

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Did y'all really expect Jared Dines to make an awesome song on a YouTube gimmick instrument? Do you get upset at those Otamatone covers for being off key sometimes?

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Jared who

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Thorpe posted:

I think some of my stuff will fit here.

:agreed:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I like tapping. :shrug:

More like kaki king tapping though.

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino
https://www.guitarworld.com/gear/tronical-sues-gibson-for-50-million

Man, they'll have to sell nearly a dozen guitars to cover that.

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.

NonzeroCircle posted:

https://www.guitarworld.com/gear/tronical-sues-gibson-for-50-million

Man, they'll have to sell nearly a dozen guitars to cover that.

There's a lot of hate for these robo tuners but I love the one I picked up heavily discounted for my B stock epi SG. They should never have been on a high end instrument though and the models fitted to Gibson guitars are notoriously unfit for purpose due to cost cutting on vital components.

Fun fact, if you try tuning a muted guitar with one of these it takes fractionally longer and is less accurate than if you tune with a clean amp on. Distortion and loud background noise can cause issues though if the headstock picks up a sympathetic vibration that's not the string's fundamental. It's an inherent design flaw that could only be fixed by switching to a headless system and a tuner that uses the signal instead of vibrations in the wood like a clip on tuner.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Verizian posted:

There's a lot of hate for these robo tuners but I love the one I picked up heavily discounted for my B stock epi SG. They should never have been on a high end instrument though and the models fitted to Gibson guitars are notoriously unfit for purpose due to cost cutting on vital components.

I love these drat tuners. The tuner could be finicky but most of the time it tunes fine and faster than I can myself. I really wish they had one that worked on my Steinberger but how the gently caress that'd work I have no clue.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


I thought most of the problem with the robo tuners was the combination of Gibson cheaping out on their licensed version and also Gibson's primary market wanting poo poo exactly like it was in 1960whatever when jimmy page first touched a les paul

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
Should be fun going to an official Tom Petty Karaoke night.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
when did al roker join the heartbreakers?

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.
facebook buy/sell groups have been good this week



:effort:

widefault
Mar 16, 2009
500+ acoustic guitars going to be destroyed in the UK because they have East Indian Rosewood.

http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/more-than-500-cordoba-guitars-condemned-after-arriving-at-port-of-felixstowe-1-5490136

From what little info is out there, it sounds like the importer/distributor had the right permit, but I'm guessing Cordoba didn't have the right paperwork on their side.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
What a great use of endangered materials.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.
Speaking of: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2127725344/help-build-the-guitar-of-tomorrow-alquier-guitars/description

I feel like this is slightly disingenuous with the "Stop using endangered wood with our Bamboo guitar!" because

1) There are lots of non-endangered/sustainable woods being used for guitars already
2) Guitars have a habit of lasting for a long time, so more standard maple or ash or whatnot seems reasonable given the lifespan of a guitar versus the tree harvested
3) The bamboo seems to mostly be for veneer and fretboard and they're likely using conventional guitar woods for the rest.

I have nothing against the part of not using threatened wood - that part is great. But I feel like this is solving a problem that's already been solved, it's just that tonewood people still want their rosewood and mahogany.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

stillvisions posted:

But I feel like this is solving a problem that's already been solved

i.e. every non-share zone card game kickstarter project

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

widefault posted:

500+ acoustic guitars going to be destroyed in the UK because they have East Indian Rosewood.

http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/more-than-500-cordoba-guitars-condemned-after-arriving-at-port-of-felixstowe-1-5490136

From what little info is out there, it sounds like the importer/distributor had the right permit, but I'm guessing Cordoba didn't have the right paperwork on their side.

If anything they're not destroying enough guitars

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

widefault posted:

500+ acoustic guitars going to be destroyed in the UK because they have East Indian Rosewood.

http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/more-than-500-cordoba-guitars-condemned-after-arriving-at-port-of-felixstowe-1-5490136

From what little info is out there, it sounds like the importer/distributor had the right permit, but I'm guessing Cordoba didn't have the right paperwork on their side.

Good lord this is stupid in so many ways it hurts my brain parts

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

Kilometers Davis posted:

Good lord this is stupid in so many ways it hurts my brain parts

whats stupid about it? the only way to get people to comply with regulations is to remove any incentive for noncompliance

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

In the spirit of the half stupid, half awesome nature of this thread, I give you.. THE ULTIMATE POINTY! I hope this inspires someone to actually buy it, because I'm really curious, but don't really have room for another guitar right now.



I looked up the Mystic and the Mantis mentioned in the ad too, and they're something else.



Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

awesmoe posted:

whats stupid about it? the only way to get people to comply with regulations is to remove any incentive for noncompliance

Destroying useable items with no benefit is stupid.

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Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Kilometers Davis posted:

Destroying useable items with no benefit is stupid.

Yes. That is the point. Making destroying rare trees have no benefit.

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