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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!
wots this threads opinion on chance the rapper

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
trump has never, ever, used a fishing rod

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
i'm the vast man/pole joke potential

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

alnilam posted:

my fav thing about the teach a man to fish thing is how many bible thumping conservatives mistakenly think it's from the bible

Whereas one of the most famous miracles of Jesus is literally giving people fish.

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

alnilam posted:

my fav thing about the teach a man to fish thing is how many bible thumping conservatives mistakenly think it's from the bible

the single footprints are where jesus carried you


its in the bible, look it up

also jonathan livingston seagull

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

alnilam posted:

my fav thing about the teach a man to fish thing is how many bible thumping conservatives mistakenly think it's from the bible

but that's what jesus said when he turned 2 fish into more fish at the Feeding of the 5,000

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



Okay. Let's do this. I want video of Trump actually teaching someone to fish.

Hell, Trump teaching someone to do anything.

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

Obviously there’s no water so they’re not trying to catch fish... what are you teaching that poor socialist to fish for Mr President?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/989277648546422785

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

tenderjerk posted:

wots this threads opinion on chance the rapper

i was driving home one day in canada and the drive-time radio show played his new "mixtape" and the song was a christian worship song where he divests himself of responsibility and gives all credit to god lmao

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So Trump admitted on live TV that he doesn't even care enough about his wife to have some aide go out and buy her some jewelry or something?

Instead, he has them get some dumb card (because it's not like Donny is stopping at Walgreens on his way to the White House from McDs) and then probably yelled at someone that they need to get Melania flowers after his interview.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I hope Pruitt has a meltdown today

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Nodelphi posted:

Obviously there’s no water so they’re not trying to catch fish... what are you teaching that poor socialist to fish for Mr President?
they're by a fkin pond mate hence the water lillies and general accumulation of rushes

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

peepeepants posted:

wouldn't it make sense to put them on a dock or someplace they can actually fish?

plz dont criticize gods artist

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

David Blaine obeyed the gods

https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/989476395045851136?s=21

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

alnilam posted:

my fav thing about the teach a man to fish thing is how many bible thumping conservatives mistakenly think it's from the bible

didn't Jesus literally give people fish?

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

The best people.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/TVietor08/status/989491409349558272

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lookoutbelow posted:

with a big rear end surfcaster. in a suit.

TRUMP indeed.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

alnilam posted:

my fav thing about the teach a man to fish thing is how many bible thumping conservatives mistakenly think it's from the bible

god only helps those who learn to help themselves

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
people clearly not recognising a pond in a painting itt

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
:doggo:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:downsrim:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/989458374054965249?s=21

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
what the gently caress lmao

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

jBrereton posted:

people clearly not recognising a pond in a painting itt

It's really bad to put key scene information off camera in a painting.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Wake up and flip on the tv to see clips of the disembodied voice of Donald Trump screaming at the visibly shaken Fox and Friends panel


bring me the gently caress up to speed

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



jBrereton posted:

people clearly not recognising a pond in a painting itt

you must be in the pond for it to exist

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

don jrs body seems like its made from a collection of spheres that have been glued together

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the candyman.........cannot

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
"I MADE EM A FORTUNE WITH THE APPRENTICE AND I MADE THEM A FORTUNE, AND THEY TREAT ME HORRIBLY AND FALSELY, AND I DON'T WATCH THEM"

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

TMMadman posted:

So Trump admitted on live TV that he doesn't even care enough about his wife to have some aide go out and buy her some jewelry or something?

Instead, he has them get some dumb card (because it's not like Donny is stopping at Walgreens on his way to the White House from McDs) and then probably yelled at someone that they need to get Melania flowers after his interview.

"Here's to My Best Gal!" inside is a pic of ivanka

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Joementum posted:

FAKE NEWS! he got her a nice card

I thought he said maybe he did

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!

my sound doesn't work but it looks like someone is confessing a litany of crimes to fox & friends

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

Baller Ina posted:

Cards aren’t presents

Besides who gets a card for someone they live with, that’s weird

MY WAIFE. She likes giving and receiving a written expression of feelings now and then I assume since neither of us are really super mushy about our relationship. You don't just get a card though. At least throw in $10+ on some fancy chocolate or something.

a card that is just the card is dumb but I guess it shows like 10% more "thought that counts" if the gift is a dud.

Serf
May 5, 2011


tenderjerk posted:

wots this threads opinion on chance the rapper

he's good

great even

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
lmao that he describes Definitely Not Watching NBC as a great way to retain his sanity, which he has.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Robert Plant posted:

Wake up and flip on the tv to see clips of the disembodied voice of Donald Trump screaming at the visibly shaken Fox and Friends panel


bring me the gently caress up to speed

He admitted he had Cohen handle stormy daniels

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Joementum posted:

trump has never, ever, used a fishing rod

chances are he doesn’t even know what a foshing rod is.

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