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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Katt posted:

A few more I've always wondered about.

2
A hero guy where in a scene they were throwing a football as a weapon for some reason but I think if it hit someone it knocked them out. It was space age stuff and I think the bad guy in the scene was dressed like some Chinese emperor and he may have had blue blood. Later in the scene the hero gets hit by the football and might have ended up knocked out. 80s or earlier

3
An action movie set in some post apocalyptic style world where there's like a maze people are put into and they have to fight for their lives to get through the maze. It has like spikes shooting out from the walls and a pool of acid and there's also a huge machine chasing people in it. I think the hero eventually destroyers the machine by shooting it with a grenade launcher. It had a very "barter town" feeling to it with the environment. It was not "The Running Man" Most certainly 80s

2 is Flash Gordon, as described.

3 is Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, one of the terrible movies from the 1980s 3D revival. It's best remembered today for starring Molly Ringwald before Sixteen Candles and Ernie Hudson before Ghostbusters.

Jedit fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Apr 23, 2018

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
i’m dumb

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Jedit posted:

2 is Flash Gordon, as described.

3 is Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, one of the terrible movies from the 1980s 3D revival. It's best remembered today for starring Molly Ringwald before Sixteen Candles and Ernie Hudson before Ghostbusters.

Awesome.


Edit: why are the special effects always so much better in my head then when I go back and watch these things?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Katt posted:

Awesome.


Edit: why are the special effects always so much better in my head then when I go back and watch these things?

Well, in my case it's because I was nine.

Allyn
Sep 4, 2007

I love Charlie from Busted!
My friend was telling me about a horror film, but she couldn't remember the title. The main character was a guy whose mother forbid him from looking at porn mags, saying they had evil eyes or something? And then he turned out to be a kinda classic slasher villain (by the sounds of it) and would rip people's eyes out. Any ideas?

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Allyn posted:

My friend was telling me about a horror film, but she couldn't remember the title. The main character was a guy whose mother forbid him from looking at porn mags, saying they had evil eyes or something? And then he turned out to be a kinda classic slasher villain (by the sounds of it) and would rip people's eyes out. Any ideas?

See No Evil?

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Katt posted:

Awesome.


Edit: why are the special effects always so much better in my head then when I go back and watch these things?

Because our memories are fallible and not always trustworthy.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



"The memory cheats."

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

I think it's because the quality of the tapes degrade over time and so the quality is not as good these days.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Allyn posted:

My friend was telling me about a horror film, but she couldn't remember the title. The main character was a guy whose mother forbid him from looking at porn mags, saying they had evil eyes or something? And then he turned out to be a kinda classic slasher villain (by the sounds of it) and would rip people's eyes out. Any ideas?

Oh, this is most definitely Bigas Luna's Anguish (1987). I love that movie. :)

Here's a representative trailer (the music is somewhat inappropriate): https://vimeo.com/49718054

And More fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Apr 23, 2018

sbagliom
Mar 27, 2010

SOCIALISM IS DEAD

cardedagain posted:

Some movie from probably the mid 2000s about some young kids living alone in some run down deserted area. There's a scene with a homemade flamethrower being demonstrated, and I think it's only used in that scene in the entire movie.

In case you still care, this is Bellflower.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



I've tried this a few times to no success but I'll try again. Looked like a late 80s or early 90s Cannon type film. A guy is feuding with a gang in his town, and he "dies" in a way I can't recall. The gang arrives at his outdoor funeral on their motorcycles and begin to cause havoc but then its revealed the dude wasn't dead, and he pops out of his coffin and begins mowing them down with a belt fed machine gun. This felt very much like a near the end of the movie type deal. I can't recall when I saw it.

It is not the third Terminator movie (where a T-100 holds a coffin full of weapons) nor is it Eye of the Tiger (with Gary Busey's wife's funeral being interrupted by a motorcycle gang). It's possible I'm conflating a lot of different things - including those two - together, but I 100% recall the visual of someone popping out of their own coffin with a gun, mowing down people.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

TTBF posted:

I've tried this a few times to no success but I'll try again. Looked like a late 80s or early 90s Cannon type film. A guy is feuding with a gang in his town, and he "dies" in a way I can't recall. The gang arrives at his outdoor funeral on their motorcycles and begin to cause havoc but then its revealed the dude wasn't dead, and he pops out of his coffin and begins mowing them down with a belt fed machine gun. This felt very much like a near the end of the movie type deal. I can't recall when I saw it.

It is not the third Terminator movie (where a T-100 holds a coffin full of weapons) nor is it Eye of the Tiger (with Gary Busey's wife's funeral being interrupted by a motorcycle gang). It's possible I'm conflating a lot of different things - including those two - together, but I 100% recall the visual of someone popping out of their own coffin with a gun, mowing down people.

Could it have been Rainier Wolfcastle in “Dead Man’s Revenge”, the 4th in the McBain series?

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



I had to google that because it rang a bell but I couldn't recall anything about it, and you may be right! I'm looking through clips on YouTube now in the hopes i might see that.

e: Yep! I must have combined the funeral scene from Eye of the Tiger with the boardroom scene discussing McBain's death in McBain into one movie. Amazing. I wonder how that happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjfrdcN1Z8&t=205s

TTBF fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Apr 24, 2018

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


therattle posted:

The Handmaiden?

Wow, this was really good! Thanks for the recommendation.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

TTBF posted:

I had to google that because it rang a bell but I couldn't recall anything about it, and you may be right! I'm looking through clips on YouTube now in the hopes i might see that.

e: Yep! I must have combined the funeral scene from Eye of the Tiger with the boardroom scene discussing McBain's death in McBain into one movie. Amazing. I wonder how that happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjfrdcN1Z8&t=205s

I’m glad to help but I must confess that I made it up; it sounded exactly like the kind of thing that would be in a McBain movie!

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Yeah, I knew how ludicrous it was so I had looked at action movie parodies but hadn't seen anything. When you suggested McBain (and I recalled what that was) it clicked.

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



Chop Sunni posted:

... Wow, that was a neat trailer too, but not it.

The one I'm thinking of didn't have an English release / promo I could see at the time. As far as I remember the trailer was hard man cops running about and smacking perps around for leads.

This is a common theme in South Korea. I liked Memories of Murder and The Chaser, but if it was last year, it probably isn't either. Was it, maybe, VIP?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I recently heard of a movie that is about a drug that alters the user's perception of time, to I believe a staggering degree. I can't remember the name of it but I really want to see it, because I love that time poo poo. White Christmas is my favourite episode of Black Mirror, and The Jaunt is my favourite Stephen King work.

It's not Limitless, before anyone suggests that.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I recently heard of a movie that is about a drug that alters the user's perception of time, to I believe a staggering degree. I can't remember the name of it but I really want to see it, because I love that time poo poo. White Christmas is my favourite episode of Black Mirror, and The Jaunt is my favourite Stephen King work.

It's not Limitless, before anyone suggests that.

There is Dredd 3D which has a drug that does this and features fairly heavily in the plot, though mostly for cool 3D shenanigans

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Grassy Knowles posted:

There is Dredd 3D which has a drug that does this and features fairly heavily in the plot, though mostly for cool 3D shenanigans

Sorry, not Dredd, though I did enjoy that. This was recently on Netflix (still is?), at least in Canada. I think it might start with C? Or O?

Maybe Netflix will recommend it... Hmmm.. I'll check.

Edit: Found it, it's Otherlife

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Apr 25, 2018

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I watched a movie at a sleepover in either 1989 or 1990.

The protagonists were a boy and a girl, both white, teenagers or early 20s. He may have been greedy, after something. The only bit I can remember in any detail is that near the end of the movie, she points out the error of his ways. Somewhere around this scene, he sees an illusion of brightly colored brick walls. Multicolor, I think. The walls went on seemingly forever (thus sealing it as an illusion) and possibly faded into reality when he realized he had been duped.

I was thinking the name of it was Night Train, but IMDB doesn't have anything that fits. It was probably out of the '80s. The train may have been part of the illusion.

Don't know if it was a late night TV movie or rented. We also saw Savannah Smiles that evening, which was definitely rented.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
I think this movie was from the late 70s or early 80s, and I think it was a biopic, and I think it starred a famous black singer, and it opened with her in a mental hospital. What on earth movie is this?

edit nvm it's lady sings the blues

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I watched a movie at a sleepover in either 1989 or 1990.

The protagonists were a boy and a girl, both white, teenagers or early 20s. He may have been greedy, after something. The only bit I can remember in any detail is that near the end of the movie, she points out the error of his ways. Somewhere around this scene, he sees an illusion of brightly colored brick walls. Multicolor, I think. The walls went on seemingly forever (thus sealing it as an illusion) and possibly faded into reality when he realized he had been duped.

I was thinking the name of it was Night Train, but IMDB doesn't have anything that fits. It was probably out of the '80s. The train may have been part of the illusion.

Don't know if it was a late night TV movie or rented. We also saw Savannah Smiles that evening, which was definitely rented.

Looks like it might be Night Train to Kathmandu, a TV movie from 1988. Someone's uploaded it to Youtube and while I can't find the scene I thought I remembered, a few other things seem to click. A quest for the Invisible City, there's at least one small illusion and Milla Jovovich looks like the mental image I had of the girl.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Anyone remember an 80's teen thriller where a girl and guy are running some bank card scam, forging the magnetic strips? I think they uncover some conspiracy and get chased by goons.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Apr 25, 2018

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Anyone remember an 80's teen thriller where a girl and guy are running some bank card scam, forging the magnetic strips? I think they uncover some conspiracy and get chased by goons.
Probably not what you're thinking of, but there's a Japanese film called Swallowtail Butterfly where the main characters find a modified 10000-yen bill that allows them to cheat change machines. They get rich and then the goons who had originally planned to use the bill start chasing them.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Great film incidentally.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

This thing was American.

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Okay, so this one has been plaguing me for most of my living memory, and I must admit right away that my memory of this in particular is based on what I saw some 25 years ago so details are vague, sketchy and practically non-existent but I'll try anyway:

It was some lovely horror movie where some guy was trapped in a room screaming while a head wrapped in what looked like brown paper slowly shuffled towards him (on the floor) by slightly twisting left and right. Said noggin was upright, too. Sorry, that's all I remember, but if anyone could tell me just what the gently caress this film was/is then I can die without this dumb loving lifelong question inevitably being my last words.

(If it helps (and it probably won't), for months after seeing it my friend and I would refer to this scene as "the apocalypse", but this is most likely a red herring because we called things by all sorts of irrelevant and abstract names. We were 6 for gently caress's sake!)

ZogrimAteMyHamster fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Apr 27, 2018

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Okay, so this one has been plaguing me for most of my living memory, and I must admit right away that my memory of this in particular is based on what I saw some 25 years ago so details are vague, sketchy and practically non-existent but I'll try anyway:

It was some lovely horror movie where some guy was trapped in a room screaming while a head wrapped in what looked like brown paper slowly shuffled towards him (on the floor) by slightly twisting left and right. Said noggin was upright, too. Sorry, that's all I remember, but if anyone could tell me just what the gently caress this film was/is then I can die without this dumb loving lifelong question inevitably being my last words.

(If it helps (and it probably won't), for months after seeing it my friend and I would refer to this scene as "the apocalypse", but this is most likely a red herring because we called things by all sorts of irrelevant and abstract names. We were 6 for gently caress's sake!)

Possibly the segment Frozen Fear from the Amicus anthology Asylum (1972). It’s not lovely though. It’s on Amazon I think

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

DeimosRising posted:

Possibly the segment Frozen Fear from the Amicus anthology Asylum (1972). It’s not lovely though. It’s on Amazon I think

You absolutely magnificent, brilliant bastard! That's it!

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

You absolutely magnificent, brilliant bastard! That's it!

drat I recognised this one from when I was a kid as well. I couldn't get past that first story, it was too much for eight year old me.

While I'm posting, there's a film I saw when I was a kid but again, the details are sparse. It was some kind of horror comedy about these weird people that lived in a suburban neighbourhood. The "father" might have been some kind of mad scientist who was kidnapping people and performing experiments on them. Another member of the family was a trilby wearing rodent-faced Steve Buscemi lookalike. Some kids stumbled on the conspiracy and that's all I remember, except for the bad guys all getting arrested at the end.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It sounds sort of like The Goonies, actually.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

Wheat Loaf posted:

It sounds sort of like The Goonies, actually.

It's a similar kind of film but not that. I think it's possible that there's a Dracula type living with the family as well, although maybe I'm confusing that with old episodes of Masked Rider.

Edit: Big Battle Beetleborgs, not Masked Rider

Kosmo Gallion fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Apr 27, 2018

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

It's a similar kind of film but not that. I think it's possible that there's a Dracula type living with the family as well, although maybe I'm confusing that with old episodes of Masked Rider.

Edit: Big Battle Beetleborgs, not Masked Rider

Doesn’t really match your description but The ‘Burbs?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The 'Burbs was going to be my next suggestion too.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

DRINK ME posted:

Doesn’t really match your description but The ‘Burbs?

Holy poo poo that's it.

Wow my description was way off but I'm glad you guys found it. I've wondered about this film for the past twenty years.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

You absolutely magnificent, brilliant bastard! That's it!

I was so pleased to get to answer one for once :)

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Holy poo poo that's it.

Wow my description was way off but I'm glad you guys found it. I've wondered about this film for the past twenty years.

The Burbs kicks rear end give it a rewatch for sure

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.
Early to mid-80s American movie. Doctors at a hospital take bets about which patients will live or die, and one of the nastier doctors decides to speed things along by murdering some of the patients in question. Only scene I clearly remember is the murderer injecting poison into a steak that someone eats, and when the lady gets admitted to the ER he sabotages her ventilator. It's definitely not Coma.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Macaroni posted:

Early to mid-80s American movie. Doctors at a hospital take bets about which patients will live or die, and one of the nastier doctors decides to speed things along by murdering some of the patients in question. Only scene I clearly remember is the murderer injecting poison into a steak that someone eats, and when the lady gets admitted to the ER he sabotages her ventilator. It's definitely not Coma.

This made me think of that hospital-based thriller movie from the 90s, starring Michael Keaton and Hugh Grant.

Turns out, I'm thinking of two separate but similar films, both about hospitals/doctors, both thrillers, whatever that means.

Desperate Measures from 98, starring Michael Keaton and Andy Garcia.

Extreme Measures, from 96, starring Hugh Grant and Gene Hackman.

:psyduck:

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