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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Show me more weird depressing porn subreddits please GBS

Apart from gonewild where woman inexplicably get publicly naked in a very permanent way

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Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Heath posted:

What about the women who were given the wrong baby at the hospital and only found out years later?

from the op of that profound thought

quote:

Obviously there's the "switched at birth" scenarios, but those are incredibly rare in comparison to instances of dudes being cucked into raising someone else's kid...and pretty sure that kinda crap has been happening a lot longer over the course of history

fuckin cuckin! I'm glad that word exists because you can instantly tell the kind of piece of poo poo they are when they use it.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Show me more weird depressing porn subreddits please GBS

Apart from gonewild where woman inexplicably get publicly naked in a very permanent way

/r/holdthemoan

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Nothing will ever top the level and quantity of cringe from /r/gonewild. It's unending.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


someone posts something about slightly odd behavior in legaladvice or relationships


everyone comes running to post "get a carbon monoxide detector!!1"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


/r/showerbeer

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

/r/battlestations

this one sometimes has sad anime porn in the background

Inept fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Apr 26, 2018

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The best hidden gems are in /r/hotwife

"well my wife seems really into it so we can try it I guess. Looking for tips on screening her bull. "

There are also a few women friendly porn subs were you'll see the "I'm trying to get my wife into porn. Help" type of posts.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Show me more weird depressing porn subreddits please GBS

Apart from gonewild where woman inexplicably get publicly naked in a very permanent way

r/animecumtributes

dudes post pictures of waifus and then other dudes print the picture out, jo on it, and post a pic

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Bonzo posted:

/r/holdthemoan

I'm not clicking so gotta take a wild guess... Porn where everyone keeps their mouth closed the whole time?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

I'm not clicking so gotta take a wild guess... Porn where everyone keeps their mouth closed the whole time?

less specific. porn where girls masturbate or have sex where there's a risk of getting caught. pretty standard exhibitionism stuff

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
There's another called Happily Embarrassed (at work so I'm not searching) or something of women quickly pulling up their shirt or giving another girl a kiss.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I’d blanked out the “abusive parents, usually my mom” reddit trope until just this moment.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

r/animecumtributes

dudes post pictures of waifus and then other dudes print the picture out, jo on it, and post a pic

Now we’re fuckin talkin

Post choice comments itt

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

/r/showerbeer

in fairness, shower beers are pretty great

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

congrats on your alcoholism

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I'm reddit

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

pap smear posted:

I'm reddit

hi reddit im dad

+5687

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


heres a picture of bill murray with a fan! hes making a wacky face! :worship:

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

How do you have time to drink a beer in the shower? Shouldn't you be lathering with your hands?? I'm confused.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





this thread is like racists sharing their favourite interracial porn

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Norton posted:

How do you have time to drink a beer in the shower? Shouldn't you be lathering with your hands?? I'm confused.

You just kinda stand there drinking, its very plesant. Maybe lean on something if you can.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Show me more weird depressing porn subreddits please GBS

Apart from gonewild where woman inexplicably get publicly naked in a very permanent way

Bored and Ignored

It's porn where the woman is making a bored, uninterested face. 80% of it is a woman playing video games during sex.

It's bad and dumb.

Edit: Shower beers have been around since way before reddit ever existed. They're great.

NB: reddit shower beers gone wild is a thing.

ProperCauldron fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Apr 26, 2018

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You just kinda stand there drinking, its very plesant. Maybe lean on something if you can.

Oh ok, its like the standing desk of hot tubs.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Most content from any mental health subreddit is full of self diagnosed mental illnesses by people who won't see a professional.

Oldschoolcool used to be full of "check out my sexy mom before she had saggy tits. Let's wank to her together, Reddit" posts but they started cracking down on hot old family member posts

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Reddit killed Something Awful right?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

AWarmBody posted:

Most content from any mental health subreddit is full of self diagnosed mental illnesses by people who won't see a professional.



Let me tell you about GBS and Autism in 2007.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


ProperCoochie posted:

Bored and Ignored

It's porn where the woman is making a bored, uninterested face.

At least they're fetishizing something they might achieve.

Shower weed is inferior to bath weed though.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Apr 27, 2018

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Bonzo posted:

Let me tell you about GBS and Autism in 2007.

You can read classic Helldump threads for a good taste of that vintage.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


shower beers own, but it's weird that it's just a subreddit for naked people drinking beer

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

ProperCoochie posted:

There are many people in the 18-24 range posting about getting their tubes tied. Teenagers aged 15-17 asking for vasectomy advice for when they're old enough. It's bizarre.

This should be encouraged :colbert:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
This cool rock
This cool teapot
This flowerbed

+4238


Reddit loving sucks.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


tactlessbastard posted:

This should be encouraged :colbert:

I'm all for it. Reddit gold for all of them.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

punk rebel ecks posted:

Reddit killed Something Awful right?

by cutting the dead weight of toxic zero-content posters, SA has gotten lean and sinewy, like one of those dudes in their 50s at the gym that you don't want to mess with.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
I started reading this thread and got to page 3 then skipped to 17 good to see its still goons being like "UGH I HATE ANAL FISTING I BET REDDIT IS SO GROSS THEY HAVE A SUBREDDIT SOMEBODY LINK IT PLEASE SO I CAN LOOK AT HOW MUCH I HATE IT"

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

I started reading this thread and got to page 3 then skipped to 17 good to see its still goons being like "UGH I HATE ANAL FISTING I BET REDDIT IS SO GROSS THEY HAVE A SUBREDDIT SOMEBODY LINK IT PLEASE SO I CAN LOOK AT HOW MUCH I HATE IT"

so you going to link it or what?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Now we’re fuckin talkin

Post choice comments itt

quote:

RULES

Post anime & hentai cumtributes only!
You're allowed to post other tributes as long you credit them
OC is preffered
Upload your pictures on reddit, imgur, puush or tinypic
Post your vids on erome, xhamster, or any other video host that is not spammy
from "A simple way to improve your cumtributes"

quote:

IMO, the best cum tribute is one where the cum is visible and white. It's quite easy to accomplish this, but I don't really see anybody doing it.

If you're interested in better looking cum in your tributes, you'll need to:

- Not use a phone/tablet/anythign with a backlight. This will make the cum look dark or even black

- Print out your pictures

- Use a sheet protector. You can get a pack of 20 at Walmart for under a dollar, and you can re-use them.

quote:

Places to buy white studio-ish lights? Love this post always trying to improve so thank you!

quote:

What's the point of cumming on a printed picture of a waifu if the seed isn't soaking into the paper...


oh, bonus reddit: /r/cummingonfigurines

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

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[–]BassAddictJ
734 points 3 hours ago
Damnit, right in the feels.



[–]futuremylar
243 points 3 hours ago
I'm not crying, you're crying!


[–]Twat_The_Douche
90 points 2 hours ago
It's just raining, on my face.



[–]McBrodoSwagins
[score hidden] an hour ago
It's a terrible day for rain..


[–]AtheistKiwi
[score hidden] an hour ago
I'm not crying, In just sweating through my eyes.



[–]_My_Angry_Account_
[score hidden] an hour ago
But, it's not raining...



this comment tree is just missing "who's cutting onions."

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
did you know there is a subreddit just about pictures of bread stapled to trees? because there is

https://www.reddit.com/r/BreadStapledToTrees/

lol so zany!!!!!

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

from "A simple way to improve your cumtributes"





oh, bonus reddit: /r/cummingonfigurines

When I'm old and delirious I'll be mumbling that last one as I wander the streets in a haze

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