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not sure if that becomes more funny or less funny after finding out that the "device" is just a USB condom
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 20:55 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 01:37 |
lol russia has apparently begun to block all major social networks?
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 22:43 |
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Consequence of Telegram escalation, or is this something else they think the modern world gives 17 nanoshits about?
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 22:49 |
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https://twitter.com/passantino/status/989616554152083456
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 23:27 |
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cyberpunk future in full effect
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:01 |
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Ancestry.com made this guy history
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:24 |
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No real detail, but that sounds like they uploaded the guy's DNA as if an end-consumer and just hoped for a close match to show up, rather than forcing ancestry.com to disclose anything ... I think 23andme has some big government guarantee to the effect of "no disclosure demands", but that's a funny workaround. Just how many unknown criminals' DNA has been uploaded this way to actually catch one?
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:55 |
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James Baud posted:No real detail, but that sounds like they uploaded the guy's DNA as if an end-consumer and just hoped for a close match to show up, rather than forcing ancestry.com to disclose anything ... I think 23andme has some big government guarantee to the effect of "no disclosure demands", but that's a funny workaround. Just how many unknown criminals' DNA has been uploaded this way to actually catch one? Idgi did they somehow have saliva samples from 20 years ago or whatever, or did they just send a vial of frozen cum and the lab was like "uhh ok whatever people really don't read directions"... ???? Also I have this image of Detroit or whatever just mailing 20,000 backlogged rape kits to 23andme now.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:01 |
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they gotta have some level of cooperation with the company, because you can’t get a vial or spit or a cheek swab from a crime scene
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:04 |
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ymgve posted:they gotta have some level of cooperation with the company, because you can’t get a vial or spit or a cheek swab from a crime scene if you can't get at least an entire vial of various fluids from your crime scene you're not doing crimes right
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:10 |
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23 counts of homicide and me
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:01 |
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James Baud posted:No real detail, but that sounds like they uploaded the guy's DNA as if an end-consumer and just hoped for a close match to show up, rather than forcing ancestry.com to disclose anything ... I think 23andme has some big government guarantee to the effect of "no disclosure demands", but that's a funny workaround. Just how many unknown criminals' DNA has been uploaded this way to actually catch one?
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:57 |
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Raere posted:23 counts of homicide and me
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:03 |
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You can upload a data file to most of these sites in lieu of their spit kits. E: now that I think of it this will probably be the big secfuck of 2019 when it's discovered that police officers have been uploading data in bulk to these sites pretending to be the criminals.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:21 |
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El Mero Mero posted:You can upload a data file to most of these sites in lieu of their spit kits. That sounds like an interesting fuzzer to write. Not just for the actual data flow, but can you target sub-populations with fuzzed data and say identify people with rare conditions by uploading a bunch of fake DNA with the same condition
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:26 |
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anthonypants posted:yeah someone at vice was posting about how they contacted a few of the bigger services like 23andme or ancestry.com and none of them said they worked with the cops, so either they're lying or the cops made a profile themselves, and it's impossible to know which it's probably both. compulsory cooperation in many cases plus some get uploaded without the company knowing.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:49 |
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anthonypants posted:yeah someone at vice was posting about how they contacted a few of the bigger services like 23andme or ancestry.com and none of them said they worked with the cops, so either they're lying or the cops made a profile themselves, and it's impossible to know which did none of them say they work with the cops, or did they all say they don't work with the cops. cuz if they all just didn't say they work with the cops, it's not a lie
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:21 |
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Raere posted:23 counts of homicide and me
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:31 |
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Good.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:37 |
Potato Salad posted:Consequence of Telegram escalation, or is this something else they think the modern world gives 17 nanoshits about? looks like a weird telegram escalation
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 06:52 |
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From the UK registry of companies. https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/10542519
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 08:13 |
Carbon dioxide posted:From the UK registry of companies. hahahaha
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 10:26 |
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Carbon dioxide posted:From the UK registry of companies. owns
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 10:34 |
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Carbon dioxide posted:From the UK registry of companies. seeing it not work is almost as funny as seeing it work.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 13:57 |
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Midjack posted:seeing it not work is almost as funny as seeing it work.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 14:07 |
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yeah its bound to work at at least one spammy fly-by-night operation when i set up my company, within a week id got like 4-5 lovely letters about signing up for bullshit addressed to company name. all from different sources (well i suppose they could buy from the same source, but since the registry is free they probably all scrape).
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 17:53 |
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not sure if this is a tavis or not but sophos sent me this email https://community.sophos.com/kb/en-us/131934
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 18:36 |
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Trabisnikof posted:That sounds like an interesting fuzzer to write. Not just for the actual data flow, but can you target sub-populations with fuzzed data and say identify people with rare conditions by uploading a bunch of fake DNA with the same condition imagine insurance companies doing that, and denying coverage to young adults applying for insurance for the first time
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 18:44 |
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fishmech posted:did none of them say they work with the cops, or did they all say they don't work with the cops.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 19:27 |
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Perplx posted:imagine insurance companies doing that, and denying coverage to young adults applying for insurance for the first time we won't sell our data to insurance companies we will allow insurance companies to trade some of their data for as much of ours as they can connect to it fun game
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 19:31 |
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I'm the @gmail.com
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 19:59 |
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im the U+FFFD REPLACEMENT CHARACTER mojibake
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 20:03 |
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Methanar posted:I'm the @gmail.com theyre weirdly low budget but i know genealogists who swear by them. itll be interesting to see what they say
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 20:49 |
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I'm the organization that collects genetic material and has an official privacy policy of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 20:54 |
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MAIL US YOUR CUM WE WONT DO ANYTHING WEIRD WITH IT
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 21:06 |
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Methanar posted:I'm the organization that collects genetic material and has an official privacy policy of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gonna need you to be more specific here
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 21:09 |
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skull mask mcgee posted:gonna need you to be more specific here
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 21:21 |
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anthonypants posted:turn your monitor on I think he is asking if you are referring to the dna company or google free gmail since they apparently use that as email
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 21:24 |
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lol if you disclose a type of personal information that’s completely irrevocable, and has limitless potential to gain added meaning with every scientific finding about any allele in the human genome.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 21:44 |
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My PIN is 4826 posted:lol if you disclose a type of personal information that’s completely irrevocable, and has limitless potential to gain added meaning with every scientific finding about any allele in the human genome. that's why I never leave my house
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