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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Not Pal Penis

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Helllooooooo officers *sax wail*

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It means they've had so much sex that their labias get stretched out and look like flaps of roast beef. They seriously don't understand how labias work.

the last time somebody mentioned roasties in this thread (so a couple days ago?) i had to urban dictionary it and the description of a vagina as looking like an arby's sandwich was by far the least gross thing about the most upvoted definition

i'm gonna assume its ok to repost though since we've already shared posts about the government seizing overly promiscuous women for redistribution to the bed rooms of "suitable" men and all kinds of hosed up nazi stuff

quote:

Roastie
The degenerated condition of the average sexually-liberated western female's vagina, as a result of riding the cock carousel through her teens and 20's before hitting the wall and trying to get one of the beta bux -- who she denied while it was still tight and she still looked good -- to put a ring on her finger and lick her recycled Arby's; which he will, because the world is full of thirsty beta enablers stupid enough to marry women who have had their capacity to love atomized into obliteration over a decade of getting shaken like she's in a paint shaker and then painted by cocks whose names she doesn't even remember.
Beta Bux Bill: I'm so happy to be marrying her. I had such a crush on her in high school, but she wouldn't even look at me. But now she's a bit less tight, a bit more blown out, her face lost a few points with the sun damage and semen damage, and, well, actually she's a full-blown roastie, actually it looks like roadkill between her legs, but that's okay, she's my soulmate, and I'm taking the high road by inviting all of the guys she hosed to the wedding; we needed to rent a megachurch.

Stacy the Fiance: "Who's that guy you invited to the wedding?"
Beta Bux Bill: "That's Chad, you said to invite him?"
Stacy the Fiance: "Oh, yeah! I'm gonna go say hi to him before we start the ceremony"
** 10 minutes they've both been gone **
** moans coming from the toilet **

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/CANADALAND/status/990350461269094400

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Pornographic Memory posted:

the last time somebody mentioned roasties in this thread (so a couple days ago?) i had to urban dictionary it and the description of a vagina as looking like an arby's sandwich was by far the least gross thing about the most upvoted definition

i'm gonna assume its ok to repost though since we've already shared posts about the government seizing overly promiscuous women for redistribution to the bed rooms of "suitable" men and all kinds of hosed up nazi stuff

all the uh "unique" terminology invented by the alt-right is described like this in urban dictionary btw

check out the definition for the word bugman

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Pornographic Memory posted:

the last time somebody mentioned roasties in this thread (so a couple days ago?) i had to urban dictionary it and the description of a vagina as looking like an arby's sandwich was by far the least gross thing about the most upvoted definition

i'm gonna assume its ok to repost though since we've already shared posts about the government seizing overly promiscuous women for redistribution to the bed rooms of "suitable" men and all kinds of hosed up nazi stuff

one of my favorite things about incels is how much their worldview has been hosed up by constant access to pornography

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

@Jack posted:

Hi Incelerationist. I want to apologize for our labeling you “far right.” Team completed a full review of how this was published and why we corrected far too late (12 hrs after). There was a clear break in our curation process and understanding, and we’re fixing. Thanks for calling out.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

That doom guy shooting into the party account claims that its "a satire account and lol people dont get it"

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

pillsburysoldier posted:

That doom guy shooting into the party account claims that its "a satire account and lol people dont get it"

It's a joke because Elliot Rodger couldn't get past the front door in real life.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

he's super libertarian now and is mostly into smoking weed and cryptocurrency

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
How long has it been since it became apparent that twitter jack was a nazi

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Libertarians,not even once

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Crowsbeak posted:

1. :stare:
2. What the gently caress does roastie mean.
3. Could this person be put under surveillance?
4. I suddenly cannot post in gbs.

roastie = roast beef = labia

also not being able to post in gbs is a good thing

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



roast imo beef is a cool cat

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Imagine somehow posting so badly the admins hard code you out of gbs lol

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
I’m honestly in awe

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Kurtofan posted:

How long has it been since it became apparent that twitter jack was a nazi

When shitheads like Weird Mike started showing up in his follows the writing was on the loving wall.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

fool_of_sound posted:

Imagine somehow posting so badly the admins hard code you out of gbs lol

he got mad i didn't give him a requested week probation in DnD. a forum i'm not a mod of and have no power in

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Jose posted:

he got mad i didn't give him a requested week probation in DnD. a forum i'm not a mod of and have no power in

If you had the power though, would you?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

the roastie thing gets dumber too because it’s not that labias get stretched out with bigger dicks, but number of different dicks because they have shape memory or some bullshit and penises don’t work this way because reasons

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Monitoring those incel message boards because actually yeah a bunch of angry virgins with nothing to lose do make a several violent perpetrators so far at least

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
[guy trying extremely hard to get laid]: labias...are bad, to me

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
i was gonna try and write another attempt at a joke but these guys are literally murderous psychopaths...like atomwaffen-tier dangerous...

edit: i'd actually assume that 'incels" are sort of a broad tent ideological group and havent just quite yet had a split into the extremely dangerous and just regularly dangerous/scary subsets yet. there's probably a prester jane term for the process they'll undergo as one or two more guys do murders, forming the aforementioned split

Finicums Wake has issued a correction as of 09:38 on Apr 29, 2018

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

raging so hard at women that it diminishes my sexual attraction to women for which i'm raging about in the first place...

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

Waffle House posted:

Monitoring those incel message boards because actually yeah a bunch of angry virgins with nothing to lose do make a several violent perpetrators so far at least

These are the guys ISIS would turn into suicide truck bombers.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/TheRoot/status/990221622253707264
the headline is a little misleading but the article comes the closest to actually pointing out how the loyal white knights (LWK) operate. it's a husband-and-wife team and a few dozen members nationally (at most) who bombard small towns with flyers across the country as a way of generating local media attention, which turns into calls to the group's 1-800 hotline.

from there, the callers turn into members, and pay membership dues. (the wife also makes and sells klan gear.) and that's how the leader, chris barker, and his wife amanda make their living: http://www.nate-thayer.com/profiles-in-hate-kkk-secret-files-portray-a-confederacy-of-armed-dunces/

actually amanda is the real leader. not officially but she's the one who really calls the shots.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Incel ideas of how sex organs work seem to have regressed to the point of playground gossip.

Is Taylor Swift still apparently a white supremacist darling or was that just another hurricane in a teacup? Hard to tell these days.

I think she got hate for making a bad cover of September. Which is a thinly veiled excuse to post the only worthwhile cover of September: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDuQx-AXObo

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
they'll also specifically target black neighborhoods and such, purely because they know they're more likely to get in the news that way. and it is quite terrifying to people who live in those communities because it seems like there's a ku klux klan army preparing to march on the town, but the LWK is more dangerous to its own members -- when members pull knives on each other at boozy cookouts -- than anyone else. local communities and small-town newspaper reporters don't have the context to understand what this group is and how they actually function.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/990385018408243202?s=21

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
That roastie thing was a new one on me. I cannot loving believe (j/k, I can), that these dudes have to reinvent the idea of female promiscuity “ruining” women. They want virgins, they can’t stand the idea of a sexually independent woman, and they don’t believe in God so they have to come up with some loving nonsense about how women having the same number of sexual partners as men makes them permanently damaged.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
weev has been feuding with cantwell again. cantwell released private chats talking to anglin where anglin mentioned weev's jewish background. although apparently the level of weev's affiliation with the tribe is up for debate.

anyways that's pretty boring but he has some fun posts about his exile life:





PMR = transnistria

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
honestly if it wasn't for the 'these people have tangible and negative effects on society and reality' the sheer incompetence of the major alt-right figureheads would be amazing comedy

at least i can still laugh at sovcits

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

begun the incel war has

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I wouldn't live in Transnistria if I didn't have some major indictment waiting to send me to helljail if I set foot anyplace west of Bucharest. But maybe he just likes that easy Transnistrian livin'?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


It's only at risk if it has automatic doors.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
me: a woman who's vagina looks like a slab of roast beef, heh, that's pretty funny to imagine

incel: also we need to murder those women

me: :stare:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

Kitfox88 posted:

honestly if it wasn't for the 'these people have tangible and negative effects on society and reality' the sheer incompetence of the major alt-right figureheads would be amazing comedy

at least i can still laugh at sovcits

The alt right is still a tiny blip within an ocean of background conservative radiation. Donald Trump would still be president, and we'd still have incel spree killers.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
how do i get a cute roastie gf

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The alt right is still a tiny blip within an ocean of background conservative radiation. Donald Trump would still be president, and we'd still have incel spree killers.

yeah but i wouldn't have to keep finding out artists or other folk i follow online have been sucked into the vat of pig poo poo and thus make me unfollow them :qq:

for real though it's terrifying in a personal way because i could easily have seen myself becoming one of these hateful fucks if one or two things in my life had gone differently.

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