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I find it hilarious that Donny wastes tax payer money golfing and flying to flyover garbage magalands to hold rallies for himself, and nobody in the media calls him out on it. Instead they are mad at the lady who told them to do their loving jobs, and the chuds think he is draining the swamp lmao Seriously, I have never heard of a sitting president who isn't even up for election having so many rallies dedicated purely to them Donny has such a tiny and fragile ego
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"It’s shirts and skins, and this time don’t be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta!’”
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NotWearingPants posted:Watch the whole thing. It's funny.
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Lo! and the sky was torn asunder by two Wolves, with fangs of gold and silver. The first wolf howled and the Emperor’s New Clothes unraveled. The people saw through his glamour and we howled along. The second wolf descended from the heavens, beautiful and deadly. With her jaws she eviscerated the Emperor’s men and women, held their feet to the fire, and they crowed and begged for mercy. Finally a great Hog rose from the deep southern swamps. A mightier boar could not be found, this Hogg had already survived a slaughter, and he no longer feared death. This Hog buried his tusks in the Earth and tore down the roots of their rotten oaks, rending their hands cold and dead, from which he stripped their Wands of Thunder & Lightning -The Ende Times -Book of Gottfried, Verse 3 The Times of Wolf & Hogg Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Apr 29, 2018 |
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I like how Donald Trump being president made this particular WHCD possible. Like, admittedly she was pretty drat ruthless but at the same time has any presidency been so visibly vile and hateful to prompt such a bit? It's not like her material just appeared out of thin air or something, her jokes were based on this horrifying reality. I mean really, was any part of her bit not completely accurate? Sure her voice is annoying and a few jokes weren't solid gold, but she said things that are indisputably true and resonate with most sensible people who realize Trump is a scumbag. Even her closing joke which was something like "well like an immigrant child who did nothing wrong being forced away from their family, I gotta get the gently caress out of here!" was brilliant. She attacked Huckabee sure, but only on the fact that she peddles lie after lie to cover for the president's rear end. No jokes about her grotesque appearance, but people sure thought those jokes were made for some mysterious reason. It was just perfect. I'd say at least 90% of that material was just to get a reaction and cause meltdowns on the right, and it obviously worked very well. I just hope she realizes how much support she's getting from people other than Trump's broke-brained supporters and doesn't regret it.
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Bust Rodd posted:Lo! and the sky was torn asunder by two Wolves, with fangs of gold and silver. 
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Bust Rodd posted:Lo! and the sky was torn asunder by two Wolves, with fangs of gold and silver. 
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/990444052305805312?s=20 ahahahaha this is going to mutate endlessly so is this
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Apr 29, 2018 17:26
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XMNN posted:tbf I'm also calling her an uggo I didn't realise presidenting was a competitive sport. Does he get a medal?
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Apr 29, 2018 17:31
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LOL even Rasmussen only has him tied with Obama in their daily tracking poll.
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Stoatbringer posted:I didn't realise presidenting was a competitive sport. Does he get a medal? I'm sure David Clarke could spare one, sure
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TulliusCicero posted:https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/990595442474934272 but but i thought mocking a woman's physical appearance was despicable?
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Grimdude posted:I like how Donald Trump being president made this particular WHCD possible. Like, admittedly she was pretty drat ruthless but at the same time has any presidency been so visibly vile and hateful to prompt such a bit? Colbert was pretty rough on W, but he has more  while doing it
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he had more penis while doing it, you mean
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Apr 29, 2018 18:14
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XMNN posted:more correspondents dinner meltdowns Wah wah, the 1st amendment only protects the juvenile insults of the right wing towards the left!
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Kazoo Reverb posted:Colbert was pretty rough on W, but he has more The difference there is W also had more . He might have been a lovely president but he and his staff weren't constantly verbally abusive towards the press and a significant portion of the country. Republicans got back exactly what they've been slinging and they don't like how it smells.
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Apr 29, 2018 18:19
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There should be a new search engine that allows you to put in urls to tweets and it shows you a tweet that contradicts or invalidates it from the same person. Just a quick search and bam, you can show within seconds that the person is full of poo poo.
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5er posted:Wah wah, the 1st amendment only protects the juvenile insults of the right wing towards the left! I'm the wife and mother who tried to bully a kid about his college rejections and got blown the gently caress out by said kid with a boycott, ranting about bullying
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Mr.Tophat posted:There should be a new search engine that allows you to put in urls to tweets and it shows you a tweet that contradicts or invalidates it from the same person. Just a quick search and bam, you can show within seconds that the person is full of poo poo. I should redirect my Soros bucks for a project like this.
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new kanye west trump support track http://www.kanyewest.com/ <-------- my reaction
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pacerhimself posted:I should redirect my Soros bucks for a project like this. "Can we have a policy check?" "....complete." "I'm sorry Milkshake Duck, we won't have you as our mascot." Would save a lot of trouble.
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fatal oopsie-daisy posted:new kanye west trump support track Going from Aesop Rock to this is like listening to that ICP song with a genuine rapper who just shows 'em up, was called Honk or something retarded
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The most confusing poo poo from the past few years was the non-stop barage of Twitter is dead, dying and user growth has completely stagnated and user engagement is piss poor and Twitter is going to die it's a failed experiment and it's poo poo Except Twitter is a literal kingmaker and it seems like everyone uses it and inseminates us all with news, facts, conspiracy theories and anxiety. What the hell, man.
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Kazoo Reverb posted:Colbert was pretty rough on W, but he has more Right? I remember watching that and fearing Colbert would disappear mysteriously. I just don't think Michelle was especially harsh. Nothing she said was any more mean spirited than the poo poo trump says daily, she was just clever about it. And also a woman.
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Also who the gently caress thought that would go literally any other way?
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Apr 29, 2018 18:48
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So Manfred von Richthofenoven is an American hero now? 
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Apr 29, 2018 18:49
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Conye, cemented as the world's second most retarded person behind pisspants himself.
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