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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010




I'm glad that banner changed into the hulk so he could carry connors like 5 feet to a boat and then drag him through a swamp instead of putting him on board

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
HULK SPLASSH

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

:golfclap:

Now I'm just sad MCU Spidey never got to meet his space furry son.

They're saving that for the sequel so we can have the first ever 2 billion dollar opening weekend.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Wait. MJ took the boat with the dudes. Then she came back with a boat. Where's the boat they came here with?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Synthbuttrange posted:

Wait. MJ took the boat with the dudes. Then she came back with a boat. Where's the boat they came here with?

mj's boat is the one she and peter went to visit connors with. the attempted murderers had their own boat that they dumped jjj off of

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


HULK SPLA-


:mad:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Manatee Cannon posted:

mj's boat is the one she and peter went to visit connors with. the attempted murderers had their own boat that they dumped jjj off of
No NSM stopped the murders in their boat for no good reason and then MJ took them in their boat and NSM and Bruce took the original boat to save JJJ.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



in that case some gators stole it and are going on a joy ride

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
"I could also get in the b-"

"NO! HULK CARRY!"

I feel like this is going to be my joke for a lot of comics to come.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Hulk just wants to be useful. :saddowns:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Johnny Walker posted:

No NSM stopped the murders in their boat for no good reason and then MJ took them in their boat and NSM and Bruce took the original boat to save JJJ.



How many rental vehicles has Spidey abandoned left and right by now? Should we also count the truck MJ bought?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Tunicate posted:

I'm sad that infinity war made it canon that MCU spiderman does NOT have a reserve pocket of air in his mask

I wasn't even aware it was opening recently, been too busy. God damnit.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cat Mattress posted:

How many rental vehicles has Spidey abandoned left and right by now? Should we also count the truck MJ bought?

Man, he must have terrible credit by now. I wonder if rental places in the Marvel Universe have "Acts of Superhero Neglect" insurance.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I keep feeling like The Hulk will get on the boat and use Connors as a paddle.


So JJJ will give him a blood transfusion.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Hulk and Conners are blood brothers now.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

So, MJ just drove up and waved to Hulk and Connors, then drove off without them making them swim?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

SilverSupernova posted:

So, MJ just drove up and waved to Hulk and Connors, then drove off without them making them swim?

MJ saw the chance to have two shirtless guys get wet and she took it.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

SilverSupernova posted:

So, MJ just drove up and waved to Hulk and Connors, then drove off without them making them swim?

To be fair, this is a much better idea than having Hulk get in the boat.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Im on my phone, but the next tagline is:

But: for how long?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

But: for how long?



Jonah might have some journalistic integrity after all! :neckbeard:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Pete forgot his shooters were broken again.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Synthbuttrange posted:

Pete forgot his shooters were broken again.

Fixed them off panel while carrying Jonah.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Do waves happen in the swamps of Florida? I've never been to America's wang.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats because the Hulk jumped in the water yesterday.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Hulk win cannonball contest.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



God drat I love that Hulk still has Dr Conners tucked under his arm.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Everyone is so stupid.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Connors is so loving done with this day. :allears:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Haifisch posted:

Connors is so loving done with this day. :allears:

Hulk is poking the back of his head.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What exactly is the Hulk doing back there? Waving his arms in the air?

I also just realized Connors has no idea so he'll start screaming that they have to go back for Peter.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Panel 2 JJJ is seeing straight through MJ's lies.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they all now think that peter sent his wife out into the deadly swamp alone, when really he only left her alone with two attempted murderers.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"NICE SAVE MJ, THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOU!" whispers Spider-Man theatrically from .5 feet away from JJJ.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Is Hulk riding the boat motor?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




jyrque posted:

Is Hulk riding the boat motor?

He's riding Connors.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Connors is looking at Jonah. "I used to have two arms like you once."

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Connors is looking at Jonah. "I used to have two arms like you once."

He's already planning his next Lizard serum freakout, this time using highly charged mustache particles harvested from JJJ as a catalyst.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
connors has realized that if he had a sweet stache his missing arm would be less noticeable, not only to others but also himself, because he now has a sweet stache to take his mind off it

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I hope Hulk gets an infusion of JJJ blood and demands pictures of Spider-Man to smash

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