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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Synthbuttrange posted:

The thing about herbal soups is they're only for their traditional chinese medicine effects of balancing your uh... I forget the term. Your inner humours? Flavour comes in a distant distant second so frequently these dont taste like anything except strong weird herbs. I'd drink them so my mom would stop hassling me to drink the souuuup.

Pretty much. I tried the Taiwanese snake soup for dong and it tasted like the juice out of canned green beans with over-boiled tuna and chicken backs in it.

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putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

why tho

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
My grandma used to have crushed Pilot crackers in hot milk. With a pat of butter on top.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Mymla posted:

And lobster used to be trash food for poors. Because it's a gross spider that lives in the sea.

Scarodactyl posted:

As far as I can tell this is a tall tale that started being repeated unironically.

Lobster used to be a garbage food for poors because it spoils if you look at it funny, and they didn't have refrigeration back then. You hear stories about prisoners rioting because they were fed too much of it, but let me tell you, the lobster they were being served weren't exactly fresh cooked and swimming in butter

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

drrockso20 posted:

Everything I know about Seahorses indicates they would be awful to eat

I saw an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern was at a Chinese market eating all sorts of weird things like bugs and spiders. He took one bite of a seahorse and said it was absolutely disgusting so when a guy like that says it's inedible I'll take his word for it.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Ziv Zulander posted:

You hear stories about prisoners rioting because they were fed too much of it
Yes you do, but my point is that these are all fake stories that didn't happen. It is all just tall tales from a later period, with absolutely no contemporary sources, which are repeated endlessly with further embellishments.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Scarodactyl posted:

Yes you do, but my point is that these are all fake stories that didn't happen. It is all just tall tales from a later period, with absolutely no contemporary sources, which are repeated endlessly with further embellishments.

But enough about the Bible

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

The Bloop posted:

But enough about the Bible

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
So apparently Carl's Jr now has a Jolly Rancher milkshake...

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
oh poo poo

https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a56424/carls-jr-jolly-rancher-milkshake/

i too like shards of candy glass getting stuck in my teeth or murdering my internals

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
There is something so satisfying about swallowing whole jolly ranchers. I'd try it if they don't blend it up too much

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


Potato, chorrizo, onion and serranos.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

sneakyfrog posted:

oh poo poo

https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a56424/carls-jr-jolly-rancher-milkshake/

i too like shards of candy glass getting stuck in my teeth or murdering my internals

Same.
But I still want one.
Trip report declared. I'll check my local tomorrow.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

MariusLecter posted:



Potato, chorrizo, onion and serranos.

Throw on some eggs, a nice crema, now we're talking.

Would!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


cyberia posted:

I saw an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern was at a Chinese market eating all sorts of weird things like bugs and spiders. He took one bite of a seahorse and said it was absolutely disgusting so when a guy like that says it's inedible I'll take his word for it.

Seahorse is crunchy but didn't taste like much other than the cumin it was dusted with when I had it.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

MariusLecter posted:



Potato, chorrizo, onion and serranos.

That looks okay. Not picturesque, but perfectly appetizing.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MariusLecter posted:



Potato, chorrizo, onion and serranos.

Would, if it is not crappy chorizo.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

sneakyfrog posted:

oh poo poo

https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a56424/carls-jr-jolly-rancher-milkshake/

i too like shards of candy glass getting stuck in my teeth or murdering my internals

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Samizdata posted:

Would, if it is not crappy chorizo.

no one wants to know how the chorizo gets made.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

uber_stoat posted:

no one wants to know how the chorizo gets made.



Those first two things don't seem like the kind of thing that should ever be in food...

Vilas Kraut
Jul 15, 2000

oh man, i've been eating inauthentic cordyceps infected caterpillars all this time

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




(cheeks)

Vilas Kraut
Jul 15, 2000

Vilas Kraut posted:

oh man, i've been eating inauthentic cordyceps infected caterpillars all this time

Chester Cheeto, you have some explaining to do

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Vilas Kraut posted:

Chester Cheeto, you have some explaining to do

brb overcome by the sudden horrifying realization that cheeto dust is infectious parasitic fungus spores.

The Last of Us where all the zombies have bright red stained fingers.

Vilas Kraut
Jul 15, 2000

uber_stoat posted:

brb overcome by the sudden horrifying realization that cheeto dust is infectious parasitic fungus spores.

The Last of Us where all the zombies have bright red stained fingers.

lust the dust

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Take a whiff

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Vilas Kraut posted:

oh man, i've been eating inauthentic cordyceps infected caterpillars all this time

The stuff costs about as much as electrum by weight in the most rare variety

It's also mainland China

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I;m thinking about thos cordyceps

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/WaphvnK.mp4

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


...is that solid or cakey at any point? Or just blorp all the way down?

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Blurgh, tastes like cheap hospital pudding cups and diabetes

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Enfys posted:

Blurgh, tastes like cheap hospital pudding cups and diabetes

so that's a would?

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

The strawberries make it healthy!

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Those strawberries are just begging for someone to release them from their torment.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I don't like strawberries, so they probably belong there

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Brawnfire posted:

blorp all the way down

Hello thing that's going to be stuck unbidden in my head for today

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't like strawberries, so they probably belong there

Nothing deserves that fate

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't like strawberries

I don't understand this post.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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