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john kelly has a statement out saying that he and the president have a candid and strong relationship lmbo
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cargo cult posted:i feel like fuckin poo poo *wootles softly 4 u* ----------------
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Kanye's gonna host and be the GOP comedian the dem comedian will be *throws lawn dart at wall of names* the Russian-American who voices Gene on Bob's Burgers
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is this you john wayne? is this me?
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juche avocado posted:*wootles softly 4 u*
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Turdfuzz posted:yea i got real mad at all the rich ppl iirc 
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Apr 30, 2018 22:10
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*checks watch* we are due for another charlottesville times nine 11 over the summer
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Epic High Five posted:Counterpoint: Hogg #HoggWatch
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Who said that? WHO THE gently caress said that?! Who's the slimy communist poo poo twinkle toed cocksucker just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody huh? The fairy loving godmother said it! Out loving standing! I will PT you all until you loving DIE! I will PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
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Apr 30, 2018 22:11
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jus gonna head on down to the rich ppl fundraiser full of rich out of touch dbags while running for prez vote me
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one thing i will give the NYT respect for is they decided 10 years ago to stop going to the WHCD bc it was just becoming some hosed up celebrity event of course maggie habes was there anyway bc they arranged to give her an award this year
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well Im' proud to be an american, were I ain't messin with no broke broke
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http://grantland.com/features/richard-swanson-died-trying-walk-seattle-brazil-2014-world-cup-how-far-did-want-break-away/quote:As I looked south toward the coffee shops and taverns of Belltown and beyond to the skyscrapers of central Seattle, I did the math in my head. That’s 407 days. To make it to the Cup opener, Swanson needed to walk a marathon a day, every day, with almost no days off. He would need to pass through the Sonoran Desert in Mexico, and then through three of the most murderous countries in the world in Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador. If he survived that gauntlet, the Costa Rican rainforest awaited, as did the Panamanian jungle and a climb to the nosebleed elevations of Bolivia. Complicating matters further, Swanson could speak neither Spanish nor Portuguese. and i'll dribble a soccer ball the whole time! (the soccer ball survived getting hit by the truck of course)
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also several likely pedophiles
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no wonder they are so easily negged by trump
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welcome to church
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Apr 30, 2018 22:14
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lol remember when turdfuzz got permabanned
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anyone remember the decorum poisoning from Colbert's WHCD because whoever booked him was too dumb to realize he was faking it?
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the next whcd should have a nuclear bomb as the main entertainment
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pathetic little tramp posted:In other "ill-fated long hike plans after getting laid off for some reason", remember this guy?: lmao i tried to ride a bicycle from austin to brazil for the world cup. i nearly died like a dozen times, had surgery in mexico, but i still made it like five thousand miles
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pathetic little tramp posted:In other "ill-fated long hike plans after getting laid off for some reason", remember this guy?: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Bacca
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Heavy is The Trump Cross That Kelly Carries
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I'm the raccoon
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zegermans posted:anyone remember the decorum poisoning from Colbert's WHCD because whoever booked him was too dumb to realize he was faking it? i watched it again yesterday and its tame af
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quote:His final video, taken in Lincoln City, is the most upbeat of all. “I finally made it to the ocean here!” he shouted, beaming. “I am in Lincoln City near the beach. I’m walking now to the waves. My feet are feeling amazing, having my shoes off and just walking through the water and kicking the ball.” His smile grew even wider as he panned to Pacific waters lapping onto packed sand. “Very exciting moment today! I’m going to be on the ocean for thousands of miles, so this is my first taste of it, and I’m very excited about this. Finally!” He giggled — that’s the right word — as cold surf lapped his ankles. “All right. I just wanted to say good morning. And I am very happy to be here. And hopefully today will be a wonderful day as I walk down the beach and [U.S. Route] 101 and enjoy everything that the ocean has to offer! All right, I will talk to you all later. Cheers, everyone!” Not 20 minutes later, Swanson would be dead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxEwfcJIYGk
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Epic High Five posted:Oh god please have Kanye host it thinking about this reminded me of Kanye's aborted improv sitcom: http://splitsider.com/2013/07/kanye-west/ also I heard on a podcast once that he tried to do a standup set around this time and had nothing written and basically just rambled on stage for an hour
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Chris James 2 posted:lol remember when turdfuzz got permabanned That qas a false flag and also fakr news
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zegermans posted:anyone remember the decorum poisoning from Colbert's WHCD because whoever booked him was too dumb to realize he was faking it? The year after Colbert, they dug up Rich Little for the WHCD. Next year is going to be a 45 phonograph of the Smothers Brothers.
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BREAKING: kelly thinks kelly is a big, strong man
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pathetic little tramp posted:http://grantland.com/features/richard-swanson-died-trying-walk-seattle-brazil-2014-world-cup-how-far-did-want-break-away/ quote:Even in his agitated and unemployed state, Swanson knew he’d seem crazy. But then a friend told him about One World Futbol, a charity that distributes “virtually indestructible” soccer balls to poor children around the world. If Swanson dribbled one of their balls along the way, the friend pointed out, he could raise awareness for a cause bigger than himself. Way to kill your friend
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this fuckin guy
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Why are we calling it Love War 1? Kanye: You'll see
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next WHCD gonna be Dennis Miller vs. Trevor Noah in the most insufferable display of comedy in history
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PostNouveau posted:Way to kill your friend grantland lasted five years and managed to kill two people (the other one being the trans woman who killed herself because grantland decided to out her)
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