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doesnt get any of my dune references
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:00 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 17:40 |
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Has a pulse
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:01 |
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pineapple on pizza trump supporter
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:01 |
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Anyone who is cautious or reserved about talking about their feelings with someone to whom they would classify as "close" (i.e good friends, family)
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:01 |
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rents her modem from the isp
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:01 |
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Eats vegan. Eats vegans.
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:01 |
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got something against arby's
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:03 |
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uses the word "dank"
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:03 |
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thinks Big Bang theory is funny
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:04 |
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Has to be down for hardcore BDSM even though I'm not.
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:05 |
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doesn't post in fyad
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:05 |
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throws away pizza crust
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:06 |
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has been tainted or "marked" with another man's seed
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:06 |
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Really really into harry potter
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:06 |
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self esteem
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:07 |
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Does not offer low introductory financing
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:08 |
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Has to let me use their boobs as a pillow while taking a nap on a lazy Sunday afternoon as a cool breeze wafts through the open window, bringing with it the sweet scents of spring
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:08 |
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a clean probation history
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:08 |
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Doesn't know when to hold 'em/fold 'em
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:08 |
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Speaks in tongues or shows other signs of demonic possession
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:09 |
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toaster
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:09 |
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unsupportive at the magic the gathering tournament
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:10 |
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goes in my man cave when I'm not around
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:11 |
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has pathetic farts
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:11 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:has pathetic farts
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:11 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:has pathetic farts
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:12 |
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will not let me watch twitch girls while we make whoopie
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:12 |
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frowns when I fart
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:14 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:has pathetic farts
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:14 |
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Continuously tries to sneak a Body Snatcher Pod under my bed when I'm asleep without my consent Hates bogs and/or bogmen
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:14 |
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takes music and fitness seriously
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:14 |
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has tiny tattoos
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:15 |
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is genuinely happy
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:15 |
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owns any north face clothing but has never been outdoors longer than it takes to hop in the car to go to 5 guys
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:16 |
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Doesn't have a spiky, chitinous exoskeleton.
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:16 |
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says any of these things out loud: wtf af chillax
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:18 |
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says hashtag outloud
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:19 |
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Overpowers me physically *to the point of tears!
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:20 |
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enjoys social media
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:21 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 17:40 |
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thinks pitbulls are acceptable family pets
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# ? May 1, 2018 01:22 |