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Less than six figgy income.
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veiled boner fuel posted:Less than six figgy income. says retarded poo poo like this
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May 1, 2018 01:23
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Is very vocal about breastfeeding...me
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May 1, 2018 01:24
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Mnoba posted:thinks pitbulls are acceptable family pets says retarded poo poo like this
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May 1, 2018 01:24
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Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:says retarded poo poo like this You son of a bitch
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May 1, 2018 01:25
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Likes yaoi but not yuri
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May 1, 2018 01:26
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Brings a curse upon my home
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May 1, 2018 01:27
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Poops and farts.
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May 1, 2018 01:28
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doesnt think Homestar Runner is funny
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May 1, 2018 01:28
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:says retarded poo poo like this doesn't spell it retarted to make it inoffensive
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May 1, 2018 01:29
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is inoffensive and empathetic in nature
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May 1, 2018 01:30
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If she has shorter hair than me
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May 1, 2018 01:31
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Doesn't have acidic blood and ability to scale walls
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May 1, 2018 01:32
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Tells me that they do not love me despite investing the best years of my life
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May 1, 2018 01:32
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Only ever wants to gently caress, never sweetly and gently, yet passionately, make love
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May 1, 2018 01:34
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thinks flea is a better bassist than les
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May 1, 2018 01:34
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paid for a vampire bite in elder scrolls online like lmao what the gently caress, just move back and forth and somebody will eventually accidentally bite you instead of the person paying for it
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May 1, 2018 01:36
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Isn't willing to impregnate my willing belly with her murderous alien spawn
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May 1, 2018 01:37
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doesn't appreciate subtitles
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May 1, 2018 01:38
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has a rich father
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May 1, 2018 01:40
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Flat booty No sense of humor
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May 1, 2018 01:45
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For real if you store money in your gross, sweaty underboob I will not associate with you in any way
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May 1, 2018 01:55
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I dated a girl who was cool as all hell. She wanted to become a hip hop artist, and go on tour and she wanted me to quit my job and come along. I was like you're fuckin nuts, what are you doing. We're living in a 2 room apartment. So we broke up. Lo and behold, 3 years later she became a moderately successful artist (not celebrity level) and went on a couple tours across the country and made a ton of money.
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May 1, 2018 02:04
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Spinster posted:Wont do oral Hell, same
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May 1, 2018 02:06
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actually liking me. get away you freak
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May 1, 2018 02:07
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If she can't suck her own nipples then her boobs are too small 
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May 1, 2018 02:09
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lizardman posted:I'm gay so as you can imagine this means I have never had a long-term boyfriend, which I'm fine with if it means I don't have to spend time with all the Three Olives clones I've met. gently caress, well I guess I will have to stay with my long term partner instead of having a short term relationship with lizardman from Something Awful. 
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May 1, 2018 02:10
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Super Waffle posted:If she can't suck her own nipples then her boobs are too small
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May 1, 2018 02:14
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three dimensional
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May 1, 2018 02:16
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types in com[plete sentences on line
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May 1, 2018 02:17
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discarded box posted:pineapple on pizza Does not like pineapple on pizza!!!!!!
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May 1, 2018 02:17
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doesnt. fukken. post. nowhere
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May 1, 2018 02:17
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Super Waffle posted:If she can't suck her own nipples then her boobs are too small Same but her clit
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May 1, 2018 02:18
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:has been tainted or "marked" with another man's seed Has absorbed via osmosis another women's viscosity
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May 1, 2018 02:19
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veiled boner fuel posted:Same but her clit And a man's balls
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May 1, 2018 02:19
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doesnt understanbd hands free ASMR femdom hypnosis orgasm training
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May 1, 2018 02:22
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please League insteadf of DOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 1, 2018 02:22
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No sense of humour or booty.
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May 1, 2018 02:27
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Smythe posted:please League insteadf of DOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you saying: "Please, league in stead of DOTA", as in I can haz cheezburgersesque begging that he or she DO play league, and not play DOTA? Or are you saying: "Plays League instead of DOTA", as in, you would disqualify him or her from romantic consideration if they were to NOT play DOTA, and instead, played League?
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May 1, 2018 02:28
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Gives poor jerk off instructions
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