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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Runway Model is my favorite

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lol yep office work rules that way.

I have excel open I must be working

i do my best impression of a mentat

𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝑰 𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏. 𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒆𝒅, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈. 𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝑰 𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
thank u for linking to this, the greatest intellectual exchange



ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.



Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



Mariana Horchata posted:

kiss my rear end

hmm should I fly my black flag or my red flag

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Apraxin posted:

thank u for linking to this, the greatest intellectual exchange





sometimes the internet is great

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at9hxU864Fg

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jakebackpack/status/991030047682285569

lol

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Same.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Apraxin posted:

thank u for linking to this, the greatest intellectual exchange





lmao thats exactly the level of discourse peterson fans deserve

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


jarofpiss posted:

they should make a new snake plisskin movie

But I heard he was dead?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Reality Loser posted:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the UnitedStates of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2018, as Loyalty Day. I call on all Americans to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies in our schools and other public places, including recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America. I also call upon all Government officials to display the flag of the United States on all Government buildings and grounds on that day.



https://twitter.com/WHPublicPool/status/991149684885479426?s=19

lol what the gently caress

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Reality Loser posted:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the UnitedStates of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2018, as Loyalty Day. I call on all Americans to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies in our schools and other public places, including recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America. I also call upon all Government officials to display the flag of the United States on all Government buildings and grounds on that day.



https://twitter.com/WHPublicPool/status/991149684885479426?s=19

uhhhhh

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Serfer posted:

hmm should I fly my black flag or my red flag

burn the flag

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

cumshitter posted:

yeah i got like no sleep last night i just sat at my desk and did nothing today because people will confuse that for working

:hai:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Reality Loser posted:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the UnitedStates of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2018, as Loyalty Day. I call on all Americans to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies in our schools and other public places, including recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America. I also call upon all Government officials to display the flag of the United States on all Government buildings and grounds on that day.



https://twitter.com/WHPublicPool/status/991149684885479426?s=19

gonna piss on the flag for this

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




happy loyalty day!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i haven't checked tmrup since 2 PM and now i'm 70 pages behind, jesus christ

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
I just read the transcript of Michelle Wolf and it should be required reading. Didn't really care about it until I read Haberman melting down over it so I looked it up it's just excellent. Didn't know why Haberman was so bad but now I get it.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845210&pagenumber=2120&perpage=40#post480505000

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume I -- Dawn of the Escalator

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume II -- The End of All Things

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume III -- A Guide for Post-Apocalyptic Living

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume IV -- The Edge of the Abyss this thread never happened

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume V -- Wet Hot American Summer (of Piss)

TRMUP: Pardoning Dog Murderers to Counter Program Hurricanes

TRMUP: "Greatest Mass Shooting in American History! Record breaking!"

TRMUP: October 2017: LFG for Mana Fort Raid

TRMUP: November 2017: A Healthy Debate on Child loving

TRMUP: December 2017: I didn't want that safety net anyway.

TRMUP: January 2018: A Very Stable Genius Shuts Down America


TRMUP: February 2018 Part 1: A Brief Respite of Murder the ghost of aatrek haunts this thread

TRMUP: February 2018 Part 2: A Hopeless Situation

TRMUP: March 2018: Mustache Questions for War Criminals

TRMUP: April 2018: It's a Little Tough to Watch

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Reality Loser posted:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the UnitedStates of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2018, as Loyalty Day. I call on all Americans to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies in our schools and other public places, including recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America. I also call upon all Government officials to display the flag of the United States on all Government buildings and grounds on that day.



https://twitter.com/WHPublicPool/status/991149684885479426?s=19

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Habber Habberman

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Apraxin posted:

thank u for linking to this, the greatest intellectual exchange





lol

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

It's kinda odd to think how soon McCain would have died once out of office or if the stress would have triggered this early, or what the doctors would have seen now.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
i'm amazed this poo poo still has the power to shock me, but god loving damnit
https://twitter.com/SamTLevin/status/991136610338009088

god loving damnit

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i don't even know what happened today, i just know trmup

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVybQ2hU0PQ

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Reality Loser posted:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the UnitedStates of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2018, as Loyalty Day. I call on all Americans to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies in our schools and other public places, including recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America. I also call upon all Government officials to display the flag of the United States on all Government buildings and grounds on that day.



https://twitter.com/WHPublicPool/status/991149684885479426?s=19

LOL at this pussy announcing this the night before May 1st so people can't plan a big protest in time

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



god drat

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lol yep office work rules that way.

I have excel open I must be working

the best part about working in an office is getting gifted enough liquor to be blitzed for the entire month of december every year

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


cumshitter posted:

yeah i got like no sleep last night i just sat at my desk and did nothing today because people will confuse that for working

lmao

This is why I'm the rising star of the office I work in. I'm too lazy to go out for lunch even, so anybody can reach me, any time.

Also, for whatever reason, I enjoy playing around in Excel. My attaboys have increased 50% since I learned to make pivot tables. :science:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


cumshitter posted:

sulk probed zyla? hes gone mad. i knew things were going south at IK force when they kicked me off, mostly for giving too many probe gifs but also because i would get drunk and probe entire pages of people just because lol, but i thought thered still be some good apples there. now its all corrupt internet kops

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

loyalty day is just another obstruction charge to throw on the pile imo

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHSmuBxqlG4

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cumshitter posted:

yeah i got like no sleep last night i just sat at my desk and did nothing today because people will confuse that for working

literally my 2k17

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

NofrikinfuN posted:

lmao

This is why I'm the rising star of the office I work in. I'm too lazy to go out for lunch even, so anybody can reach me, any time.

Also, for whatever reason, I enjoy playing around in Excel. My attaboys have increased 50% since I learned to make pivot tables. :science:

try leaving your office and take a 2 hour lunch nap in your car with the windows down. the weather is nice right now

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
loyalty day is a normal (stupid) thing that American presidents do

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