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Screaming Idiot posted:After a few hits, Alex Jones swells up and turns bright red like a video game boss. However, you can get some free hits in during his dramatic speech about burning false flags with the fires of human pride. Beware of man-beast but Visceral attack is effective
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Screaming Idiot posted:After a few hits, Alex Jones swells up and turns bright red like a video game boss. However, you can get some free hits in during his dramatic speech about burning false flags with the fires of human pride. Alex Jones is swollen up and bright red literally 100% of the time.
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Pirate Radar posted:Alex Jones is swollen up and bright red literally 100% of the time. But then he starts flashing and he gets more i-frames, see
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It makes me really sad to see Lowtax that way. I've been coming here since I was 15, and I'm 31 now, and I'm grateful for Lowtax for providing a nice little community in a forgotten corner of the internet. The very first thing I remember seeing here was a swing set covered in bees, and then a progression of pictures where the bees meet a weedburner and are all incinerated in an inferno. I knew I wanted to be peers with bee-burners, and was glad to pony up to be a part of it all. Thanks Lowtax.
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Olaf The Stout posted:The very first thing I remember seeing here was a swing set covered in bees, and then a progression of pictures where the bees meet a weedburner and are all incinerated in an inferno. I knew I wanted to be peers with bee-burners, and was glad to pony up to be a part of it all. Sadly the pics have all died in the original thread but luckily they all got saved for a front page article!   
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KoRMaK posted:we have our strategic cracker surplus still right? FMguru posted:let me check
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C-Euro posted:Just popping in to share the absolute unit of a potato that we got in our farm box today-
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client posted:on of my chud high school classmates posted this and ive been dying at this poor dog's expression. he knows what happens in the huckabee house Zil posted:Wait is that a support dog? Or did she steal one from someone else to sacrifice to her dark gods when she gets home? XMNN posted:its a lazy eye dog
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From the incels.me thread:Barudak posted:Sex is like mining; you can look only for top layer deposits to get more fast, do research to identify the best places to drill, be born with incredible physique for the job, or just have shitloads of money for equipment but no matter how much there is out there for everyone to try and get a piece of you wont get anything if youre not at least trying. Rakosi posted:and you can get black people to do it for you while you watch
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Lysistrata posted:From the incels.me thread: 
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Lysistrata posted:From the incels.me thread: 
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your friend a dog posted:fdr leads the last of the 82nd airborn onto the beaches of normandy as a diversion so charlie chaplin and his man servant can cast the disney painting containing hitler's soul into the hottest cremation oven in germany
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How did Lowtax break his goddamn spine?!
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Field Mousepad posted:How did Lowtax break his goddamn spine?! stairs (but srsly i think it might have been boneitis, where his c4-2 were having a party in his neck and no one was invited)
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Field Mousepad posted:How did Lowtax break his goddamn spine?! it committed suicide
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Field Mousepad posted:How did Lowtax break his goddamn spine?! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3852758&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Field Mousepad posted:How did Lowtax break his goddamn spine?! Fell into a terlet
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Rad-daddio posted:I think Harry Potter messed up just as many kids as Sonic the Hedgehog did. Zil posted:Gotta go cast.
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Quoting myself in the r/relationships thread as the setup:Bertrand Hustle posted:E: how does a dude fall for a fake orgasm in the first place lmao Rubellavator posted:ask your girl I'm still laughing. I've been on these dead gay comedy forums for eleven years and I didn't see that coming much like my girl 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:dog: my slow son who is nice and means well
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the gently caress are you talking about? i'm genuinely asking I think he was attempting to point out that the same joke was made by Jedit upthread.
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On the topic of the unfinished German aircraft carrier Graf Zeppelin:fishmech posted:It was a realistic threat. After all, the Nazis had already firebombed a Naval Air Station in New Jersey in 1937.
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I'm a sucker for snipes that need context, but quote nothing.Aesop Poprock posted:Well I mean, unless she got dressed as a clown super quick while they were loving and put on all the makeup and everything he was already willingly having sex with a barefoot clown
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mango sentinel posted:Powerfist with integrated bong, so you can rip while you tear.
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DryGoods posted:*most of us back in 1889*
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reminds me of this music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3w1_E1V46M
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reminds me that some nerd made a tshirt to solve that problem
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Is the point of the shirt that it's annoying to read or is that a feature? No, I got it. The point of the shirt is that time travel is impossible.
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Syd Midnight posted:reminds me that some nerd made a tshirt to solve that problem lol
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It's good. It's smart. Hubris never killed anyone in the past.
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All I see is the guy who wrote this actually believing that he'd walk into a university building, write E=MC˛ on the nearest blackboard and everybody would stand up and clap.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sadly the pics have all died in the original thread but luckily they all got saved for a front page article! Thank you for this, I appreciated it.
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Palpek posted:"Remember Einstein: energy is mass times speed of light squared. TAKE THE CREDIT." You: Uh, ever hear of a guy called Einstein? Them: No.
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Me: *bangs hunks of uranium together*
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I dunno why you're seriously analyzing a tongue in cheek t-shirt like it's a serious plan for time travel
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My time travel shirt just says I'M WITH STUPID ----->
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