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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

that song is about sbarro's stuffed pizza abominations it's not about sex it's literally about floppin one pizza on top of another

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


crazy cloud posted:

Maybe that means president retard pissmouth is gonna play some extra golf and slim doen to 239 for real this month to impress whoever his new doctor is lmao

I still thing someone needs to trick him into standing on a scale to watch him deny his obesity until the term obesity itself is redefined to make his arguments correct.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
"i didnt hear a thing" - Cheryl, sbd survivor

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Xaris posted:

wait is ronny jackleson no longer his doc??

Yes trump ruined his life and cost him his job by nominating him va secretary via tweet

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

crazy cloud posted:

They dug up the tree that piss nazi potus and jupes planted at the white house lawn lmsl

all that's left is a pestilence ravaged hole

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Holy poo poo the president is a retard!!!!!!!!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Solarin posted:

all that's left is a pestilence ravaged hole

turn on my m o n i t o r lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



a catastrophe for the municipality


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/991159828444778496

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

crazy cloud posted:

Yes trump ruined his life and cost him his job by nominating him va secretary via tweet

not fair, Tester!

then he threatened to have info that would end the senators career but hasn't got poo poo

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

that sucks for the hitler museum

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I'm gonna celebrate loyalty day by deleting as much FAKE NEWS AS POSSIBLE from the web

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



crazy cloud posted:

that song is about sbarro's stuffed pizza abominations it's not about sex it's literally about floppin one pizza on top of another

wait, what other way do you have sex

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Definitely not an accidentally visible tip of a local corruption scandal iceberg

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Catastrophe For the Municipality is an underrated system of a down album tbh

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


crazy cloud posted:

Yes trump ruined his life and cost him his job by nominating him va secretary via tweet

good, this is the inevitable fate of everyone who works with Pissbrain

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Good soup! posted:

I'm gonna celebrate loyalty day by deleting as much FAKE NEWS AS POSSIBLE from the web

you can delete your own posts?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

tacodaemon posted:

wait, what other way do you have sex

extremely al pacino devil's advocate voice]: every other way

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/991166610751868928

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!
trump

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



Step 1: Shave your pubes
Step 2-6: Itchitchitchitch

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



jarofpiss posted:

is there a statute about cannibalism?

corpses have more bodily autonomy than living women op

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Reality Loser posted:

The us would collapse without fat orange piss hog telling us it's national silent but deadly fart awareness week

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


that dog has the energy of 10 jebs

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
so bibi gave his best Colin Powell impersonation today but misspelled Iraq as Iran

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
Donald Trump.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Rodatose posted:

Donald Trump.
Sometimes I think America might get so weird and dumb that it would elect some washed-up TV huckster from the 90s like him president.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
thought i lost my wallet, but i went to the last place i had it, a 7-11, and someone had turned it into thr lost and found!!
naturally, i bought beer to celebrate my good luck. cheers, nitecrew :beerpal:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Finicums Wake posted:

thought i lost my wallet, but i went to the last place i had it, a 7-11, and someone had turned it into thr lost and found!!
naturally, i bought beer to celebrate my good luck. cheers, nitecrew :beerpal:

:) i hate losing stuff and it's always a relief to find something like that

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
so I heard something about melania making a press conference tomorrow that Sam stein may have broke too early of something

what's up with that

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

so I heard something about melania making a press conference tomorrow that Sam stein may have broke too early of something

what's up with that

Maybe it's another totally-not-aaset-sheltering divorce

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

so I heard something about melania making a press conference tomorrow that Sam stein may have broke too early of something

what's up with that

seems like she's just, maybe, talking about her anti-bullying stuff (lol)

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
GDT = Gross Domestic Terrorist

aka TRUMP

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



GSD posted:

GDT = Gross Domestic Terrorist

aka TRUMP

Gall Durnit, Tarnation!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Finicums Wake posted:

thought i lost my wallet, but i went to the last place i had it, a 7-11, and someone had turned it into thr lost and found!!
naturally, i bought beer to celebrate my good luck. cheers, nitecrew :beerpal:

the other night someone left a kid’s 4T Patagonia down jacket at the bar I was at.

my kid got a new jacket. it’s really nice.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
im loyal to the piss

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
hell yeah

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
trump

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