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qirex posted:my four stomachs allow me to fully process vegetable fiber four stomachs and an rear end in a top hat
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lancemantis posted:speaking of palo alto I discovered they have some weird as hell city limits this weekend yeah it's p weird how they gobble up black mountain while menlo park just takes a big bite outta them menlo park is weird too and has this odd little unincorporated area punched out honestly the way most of the peninsula and south bay are bound is dumb since for the most part it's just undifferentiated urbanization that's needlessly atomized into all of those municipalities los angeles county is the same way, i assume state law or the state constitution plays into it
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Roosevelt posted:beeps are a kind of woo
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Roosevelt posted:beeps are a kind of woo #notallbeeps
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:
a lot of the time it happens so an area can keep its tax dollars local or keep its rates low rather 5han get revenue siphoned to other neighborhoods. the city of industry in la is a prominent example.
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Roosevelt posted:beeps are a kind of woo Cheese Is A Kind Of Meat
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the coolest beep guy is "leans on the horn in gridlock" since he's at least trying to address the problem even though he's at the tail end of a clearly visible half mile of unmoving cars
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i think the coolest beep person is the one who mashes the horn to get the rear end in a top hat sitting at the green light to move.
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i hate honking my horn but when you invoke the fury i lay on that bitch biggest hot zone is roundabouts. jesus christ, yield already
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and i literally carry a canvas bag with every tool needed to pull dents out of my car, so uh, your game of chicken, son
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Jonny 290 posted:i hate honking my horn but when you invoke the fury i lay on that bitch the thing i usually see is idiots yielding too much at entry points, sometimes to cars that aren’t even there!  e: i also like the idea of you staring another motorist down from your car, one hand on the wheel and the other menacingly brandishing a partially used tube adhesive from your dent kit.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:yeah it's p weird how they gobble up black mountain while menlo park just takes a big bite outta them It's because Palo Alto is literally the evil rich people zip code from Veronica Mars.
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quote:A CNN investigation has found that at least 103 Uber drivers in the US have been accused of sexually assaulting or abusing their passengers in the past four years.
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Jonny 290 posted:i hate honking my horn but when you invoke the fury i lay on that bitch I mean you aren't supposed to yield if your in a roundabout tho??? That said, don't be a dick and zoom super fast bursting your hemorrhoids--let people in and don't be angry if someone takes advantage of some car spaces infront
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President Beep posted:e: i also like the idea of you staring another motorist down from your car, one hand on the wheel and the other menacingly brandishing a partially used tube adhesive from your dent kit. oh even better, we literally use a hot glue gun
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the last cab driver I had in SF a couple of months ago complained about the total lack of background checks on uber drivers, and then proceeded to tell me about how he recently spent a few weeks in jail for "beating up a bum that had smashed his cab's window" before the cops arrested him, and how much of a shame it is that americans can no longer protect their own property. The strong eastern european accent made it kind of better. E: he also complained about the presence of video cameras in his lovely apartment complex (as he described it) where his girlfriend apparently got assaulted on multiple occasions by people breaking and entering. The cameras made him feel like they no longer had freedoms anymore, and it was big-brother like and felt like a prison. anyway that's my uber vs. cab drivers story for the day. (I had a cabbie who picked me up at the SFO airport once, and asked if I could pay him in drugs. Not the best place for someone to just be carrying drugs but welp) MononcQc fucked around with this message at 05:06 on May 1, 2018 |
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Was the cabbie constantly getting calls from his cousin about bowling?
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MononcQc posted:(I had a cabbie who picked me up at the SFO airport once, and asked if I could pay him in drugs. Not the best place for someone to just be carrying drugs but welp) should’ve offered him a handy instead. embrace the gig/skillshare economy.
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President Beep posted:should’ve offered him a handy instead. embrace the gig/skillshare economy.
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President Beep posted:musky trombone gonna add this to my list of vignettes for my upcoming cyberpunk novel
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Assteroid Minors & the Red Planet: Virgin Space
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lancemantis posted:speaking of palo alto I discovered they have some weird as hell city limits this weekend Did the sheriff drive you outside of town and make threats before throwing you bodily over them? 
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Schadenboner posted:Did the sheriff drive you outside of town and make threats before throwing you bodily over them? 
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Uptime Sinclair posted:Dominic you rat! You weren't freeing me from the drudgery of labor! You were gigging my economy up to give me the Ol' Musky Technocrat!
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Schadenboner posted:Did the sheriff drive you outside of town and make threats before throwing you bodily over them?
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FMguru posted:mr zuckerberg draws a lot of water in this town. you dont draw poo poo lancemantis. now we got a nice quiet little tech industry suburb here and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. so let me make something plain. i dont like you sucking around bothering our citizens lancemantis. i dont like your jerkoff name. i don't like your jerkoff face. i dont like your jerkoff behavior and I don't like you, jerkoff. do I make myself clear? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yggQ3HbO0Wg that and the next scene in the cab are probably my fave lebowski scenes
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i honk the gently caress out of my horn. sit at a green light reading your phone? honk. start impinging on my lane because you don't loving know how to drive? brake and honk.
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Endless Mike posted:start impinging on my lane because you don't loving know how to drive? brake and honk. this is literally what the horn is for so idk what your point is
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President Beep posted:four stomachs and an rear end in a top hat don't sign
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yggQ3HbO0Wg
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Endless Mike posted:i honk the gently caress out of my horn. sit at a green light reading your phone? honk. start impinging on my lane because you don't loving know how to drive? brake and honk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YXegpWOc_I
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Captain Foo posted:this is literally what the horn is for so idk what your point is sometimes i honk when i'm going through an intersection and someone's trying to turn right and didn't stop at the red to see if someone's coming, cuz i'm a rebel maaan 
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