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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Prior planning prevents piss poor performance

Proper prior planning for that 7th p

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Thought it was proper previous planning prevents piss poor performance

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Soulex posted:

gently caress you, got mine

The motto of the logistics corps.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:barf:

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I'd like my name in goth metal font on my lower bank thank you

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Why, do guys forget your name all the time too?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It’s not for you, it’s the dude loving you

all apologies
May 13, 2008

woah
Its page 214 of this thread.

like dd 214

get it

get it?


*temp banned*

all apologies
May 13, 2008

woah



No man im done for today

No man who let this even happen

I am at a loving loss as to what to say this is too much

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

all apologies posted:

No man im done for today

No man who let this even happen

I am at a loving loss as to what to say this is too much
/

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

all apologies posted:

No man im done for today

No man who let this even happen

I am at a loving loss as to what to say this is too much

If all was right in the world, that's the reason why the divorce rate amongst service members is so high.

all apologies
May 13, 2008

woah
That is worse than the dependapotamus "im your upgrade.jpg" IMHO

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Lol imagine reading that every time you gently caress her doggystyle

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
100% missionary only on your birthday, or she's pregnant all the time and never wants to have sex so you are falling asleep staring at that every night, or both.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
The army sucks

Thanks bye

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

A Bad Poster posted:

or she's pregnant all the time and never wants to have sex

:thunk:

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Wi


With you.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
A is for army


Army army army army

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

all apologies posted:

Its page 214 of this thread.
oh shiiiiit

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Well that sure is something.

How old you reckon she is? 26? What's she going to do when she's divorced at 30?

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


spacetoaster posted:

Well that sure is something.

How old you reckon she is? 26? What's she going to do when she's divorced at 30?

First read that as "16?" not 26 and thought "divorced at 30 is a bit optimistic. Murdered after a deployment for cheating is more likely."

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Steezo posted:

Murdered after a deployment for cheating is more likely."

Here's a thought: What if she already got caught cheating and got this tattoo as part of the "making it up to you" part? lol

I've been married to my wife since we were teens (over 20 years now) and even the most honest, devoted woman I've ever known would never even countenance getting a tattoo like this.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



spacetoaster posted:

Here's a thought: What if she already got caught cheating and got this tattoo as part of the "making it up to you" part? lol

I've been married to my wife since we were teens (over 20 years now) and even the most honest, devoted woman I've ever known would never even countenance getting a tattoo like this.

meth is a hell of a drug.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011


I got an email with the title "FACEBOOK" and this as the body. It's CC'd to about 200 people. Has all the standard "V/R" stuff at the bottom. I have not responded to this email, but I do not see any chain either so this doesn't seem like a "reply all" situation.


Yep gonna get back in the army buddy :thumbsup:

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
The author of that email should be busted down to an e1 with spelling like that. :whitewater:

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


mods change my name posted:

The author of that email should be busted down to an e1 with spelling like that. :whitewater:

poo poo, at least Marines have the spelling MCI. No idea what the army has to correct lovely spelling besides cell phone autocorrect and assholes who think orientate is a word.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

mods change my name posted:

The author of that email should be busted down to an e1 with spelling like that. :whitewater:

Or promoted to E8, based upon the spelling skills of almost every SNCO that I met.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

probate ahead of piers

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



I kind of wonder what the average IQ is as you climb the senior NCO ranks. Does it go down? Do smarter people generally leave the military or commission?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
For your essay

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Bottom lien of front

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Take me off this distro

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
The best, absolute best part of it: I never gave them that email address. I never give ANYONE that email address. It is a very simple one (firstnamelastname@gmail), but I keep it precious for that very reason. It's the top of my "recovery email pyramid," and has a very long complex password. All emails that it receives (usually like...five a year) get forwarded to my main email address, which is a professional-ish nickname.lastname@gmail. I don't even give it to job interviews, and it gets maybe ten spam messages a year.

So, the recruiter just assumed and put in my name@gmail to get it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

please stop hitting reply all

reply all send

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Please remove me from this list.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

please stop hitting reply all

reply all send

I recall a story about a company's web server getting crashed because someone accidentally sent an e-mail and cc'd everyone in the company. Then people would reply and tell people to stop replying and so on and so on.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, that totally happened. Somebody did that to the entire Army in, what, 2013? 2014?

CHAOS REIGNS

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
It happened in Guantanamo in 2015 and filled the entire email server, which was only 550GB but still

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