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yeah I eat rear end posted:What do you think air is? We're breathing in dead ghosts all the time.
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Splicer posted:Ghosts are just shape-shifting land-jellyfish. They were hunted to extinction by the Illuminati to make their stealth suits. Checks out.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:What do you think air is? We're breathing in dead ghosts all the time. I read this post an hour ago and i got up and went outside and now i can't stop thinking about it and it is extremely freaking me out so, uh, thanks for the weird birthday thoughts
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# ? May 1, 2018 15:24 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Unicorns are actually called rhinos. Rhinos have more than one horn, checkmate Unicorns are real, but rather than horses they're aquatic mammals native to the northern Atlantic and Arctic oceans quote:Hello, holy poo poo that is a loving gigantic zit if it's a zit It's gotta be painful. Don't phrase it as a fetish thing, phrase it as concern for her comfort because you should be extremely concerned and holy poo poo please don't bite it gross quote:I want to get this off my chest and I don't really want to bring it up with my friends for a bunch of reasons, so I guess you guys are getting it instead. This is kind of a confession via proxy, so bare with me. I don't really have a lot on this one. It's good that you dated her (this story is further evidence of that), and from what you've been saying it's also good that you broke up. I know it's rough, but this poo poo happens. Go have some drinks with some buds and try to focus on the future.
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# ? May 1, 2018 15:27 |
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Bust Rodd posted:I read this post an hour ago and i got up and went outside and now i can't stop thinking about it and it is extremely freaking me out so, uh, thanks for the weird birthday thoughts Happy birthday, maybe ease up on the weed for a few hours tho page 420 or no
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# ? May 1, 2018 15:28 |
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Time heals all wounds buddy. No matter how messed up the relationship was, you'll get over her. Be glad that your presence saved someones life.
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# ? May 1, 2018 15:40 |
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quote:quote: God these fake feshes are getting bizarrely outlandish recently...
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# ? May 1, 2018 15:44 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:You’re thinking of slenderman aren’t you? I wasn't thinking of anything in particular but given the horrible irl events that occurred from slenderman I think that's a pretty good example, thanks.
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# ? May 1, 2018 16:58 |
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quote:Hello, Get her to a doctor. Don't try to pop/lance/bite it yourself.
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# ? May 1, 2018 17:30 |
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If your first thought is "maybe I should bite it" when you see some rear end tumor, I think you might need help just as badly as she does.
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# ? May 1, 2018 17:49 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If your first thought is "maybe I should bite it" when you see some rear end tumor, I think you might need help just as badly as she does. If forum's poster "yeah I eat rear end" says not to bite something on an rear end, then you'd best listen.
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# ? May 1, 2018 17:55 |
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fish school dropout posted:Get her to a doctor. Don't try to pop/lance/bite it yourself. Does MILF extraordinare Dr. pimple popper handle grundle boils on an x-rated tube site?
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# ? May 1, 2018 18:06 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If your first thought is "maybe I should bite it" when you see some rear end tumor, I think you might need help just as badly as she does. I'll second Solice Kirsk's remark that yeah going by your username one would be a fool not to heed your warning.
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# ? May 1, 2018 18:08 |
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My confession is that I don't smoke weed so unfortunately I can't celebrate this thread getting it's 420th page, oh well
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# ? May 1, 2018 18:43 |
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Ghosts would probably have better things to do than waste their time on us, but what do I know ? I guess there's the whole part of most ghost stories where they're trying to accomplish something in death that they couldn't do in life (waiting for a lost lover, pushing cars off train tracks etc). Also anon's gf needs medical attention if it's truly the size of a marble.
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# ? May 1, 2018 18:58 |
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bite it
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:03 |
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auuuughhghghg i just poo poo in my pants i poo poo my paaaants
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:11 |
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Nooner posted:auuuughhghghg i just poo poo in my pants i poo poo my paaaants That’s our nooner!
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:38 |
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Yea thats probably a cyst or it could potentially be cancer. Go the dermatologist please!!!!
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:44 |
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actually just bite it
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:44 |
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If its a pilonidal cyst I have heard what is inside it is the stinkiest thing a human body can produce Edit: bite it
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:46 |
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Even if it's the thing he apparently thinks it is, biting it would get him a face and mouth full of pus I can think of no scenario where biting it is a good idea for anyone involved so in closing chomp chomp motherfucker
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:47 |
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number one pta fan posted:come to europe for we are haunted by the spectre of communism and have much more atmospheric buildings that more people have died in I TOLD you, mom, it wasn't me, my browser is haunted by a gay ghost! Fintilgin fucked around with this message at 20:03 on May 1, 2018 |
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Proof of the supernatural seems like an impossible ask, but not just because OP is looking for bullshit that isn't real. Once we discover something, we figure out how it works, and then it's no longer a spooky mystery. So if we found a unicorn, we'd go "oh cool, a new species of horse has been discovered." If you mean something that we can't explain yet, you could always try to research poo poo we know little about like specific DNA functions and how the brain works.
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# ? May 1, 2018 20:32 |
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don't light it it's for the look just bite it
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# ? May 1, 2018 20:35 |
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fuckin gross
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Does MILF extraordinare Dr. pimple popper handle grundle boils on an x-rated tube site? this sentence reminds me that one of the greatest things about language is the infinite number of unique phrases that can be formed. never imagined I'd read this combo of words
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ALFbrot posted:don't light it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GTDorxftys MODNOTE: don't watch this Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:35 on May 2, 2018 |
# ? May 1, 2018 23:12 |
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thanks I hate it
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# ? May 2, 2018 03:32 |
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PULL UP THREAD DEAR GOD THE CAT BLOOD BUCKET WAS BETTER THAN THIS
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# ? May 2, 2018 03:39 |
I will not click play
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# ? May 2, 2018 03:48 |
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Oh the butt cleavage zit isn’t that bad you bunch of drat babies
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Oh the butt cleavage zit isn’t that bad you bunch of drat babies Pilonidal cysts aren't that bad. A week on antibiotics and keeping it clean and dressed and it's gone. Definitely do not break the skin on anything like that round your rear end though, jfc that's just asking for it to get infected.
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# ? May 2, 2018 08:43 |
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Anonymous confession: I love cyst draining, ear-cleaning, blackhead popping etc clips. More please!
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# ? May 2, 2018 10:01 |
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Pilonidal cyst: Pain, fever and antibiotics for a week and then it broke in my sleep which required a late night emergency room visit, surgery and four days in hospital. Followed up with daily washing and wound dressing by a nurse for four weeks (two weeks at my house and then the rest at a local GP). To redress the wound they stuff gauze inside the raw wound to ensure it doesn’t seal the edges and create a new pocket to get infected and puss filled again. This hurts like someone shoving gauze into a raw wound should. On the plus side they give out a ripper lot of endone which didn’t help one bit with the wound dressing pain but did make me super happy for hours at a time. Being an Australian this whole thing cost me two taxi rides to travel to and from the hospital. Do not bite it!
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# ? May 2, 2018 10:08 |
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Loquacious posted:Taint boil Just fuckin get out the shopvac dude.
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# ? May 2, 2018 12:28 |
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Ghost goon better hope his grandpappy doesn’t come haunt his rear end because he’s spending his inheritance on dumb poo poo
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Think I'll skip the Bavarian cream donut today.
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