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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I thought it'd be worse, tbh

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Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
noice

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What about socks and sandals, OP?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Is that you op? If so :wink:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
i like it, start a trend OP

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Peep this

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill

Kazak posted:

Peep this


:drat:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Absolutely not.

:mad:

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
my brain never entertained or thought about this before so congratulations

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i am currently wearing socks and sandals in the office, ama

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

i am currently wearing socks and sandals in the office, ama

yeah what time does your mom pick you up?

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

The hot new workaround for all the ladies who can't afford Yeezy Heels

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

yeah what time does your mom pick you up?

whenever i call her crying

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
2 great fetishes taste better together :jackbud: :jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::cumpolice:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
lets get these girls pushing on some GAS PEDALS and STUCK IN THE MUD and then we're TALKING WOW

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

lets get these girls pushing on some GAS PEDALS and STUCK IN THE MUD and then we're TALKING WOW

I'm holding out for the big knees my self.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Smythe posted:

2 great fetishes taste better together :jackbud: :jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::cumpolice:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
socks on jocks' cocks in heels

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
the wikifeet community must be having some pretty heated arguments

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Heels were literally invented so you can gently caress a girl standing up. Classy.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Heels were literally invented so you can gently caress a girl standing up. Classy.

#feminism

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Sorry, but if you're going to be stepping on my testicles with your heels, I would prefer the no sock option.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Smythe posted:

2 great fetishes taste better together :jackbud: :jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::cumpolice:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I'm going to go home and mess around with closet and sock drawer

See what happens





Edit: hideous

Jfc

spinderella fucked around with this message at 00:00 on May 2, 2018

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Heels were literally invented so you can gently caress a girl standing up. Classy.

I thought they were riding shoes at first. Like horses, not old timey dudes

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Heels were literally invented so you can gently caress a girl standing up. Classy.

Lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-heeled_shoe#Vein_swelling
women wearing high-heels leads to vein swelling :dong:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Haven’t porn stars and strippers done this for ages?

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?


$630 USD lol

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Heels were literally invented so you can gently caress a girl standing up. Classy.

wait... whats stopping that from happening without heelz???

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

hemale in pain posted:

wait... whats stopping that from happening without heelz???

Can't get it up unless I'm wearing heels

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

hemale in pain posted:

wait... whats stopping that from happening without heelz???

I selected my wifes height for optimum non heel standing awkward gently caress positions.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Colonel Cancer posted:

Can't get it up unless I'm wearing heels

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
womens feet get pretty disgusting from walking around the city in their retarded sandal/heel/footgear they spend a fortune on

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

womens feet get pretty disgusting from walking around the city in their retarded sandal/heel/footgear they spend a fortune on

problem?

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
does anyone else have a fetish where the nails are pulled from the womens feet in slow mo 120fps 4k?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

BloodRed posted:

does anyone else have a fetish where the nails are pulled from the womens feet in slow mo 120fps 4k?

no. thats hosed up.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
vulgar :monocle:

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
ok that's good carry on then

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Haven’t porn stars and strippers done this for ages?

I for one take exception to this description of those women who were in the ZZ Top videos. Slanderous!

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