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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

are you implying our lord and savior doesn't have a nice rack?

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

:tutbutt:

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmao obama destroyed 7 of 9's marriage

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
789. a recipe for disaster

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i dont think ive ever seen someone w/o nipples

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

like they got their nips cut off n it scarred over or something
would be a sight

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

hm. i never noticed the eyeballs bfore

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
a land
of
contrasts

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Turdfuzz posted:

like they got their nips cut off n it scarred over or something
would be a sight

women who lost their cans to masectomies somtimes have no nips. their hooters have been erased like a stalin photo.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

googled "no nipples" n theres just a bunch of ppl w/ the nips photoshopped away

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

it looks weird

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

guess u dont know what u got til its gone

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
you are both bad

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
just gonna read up on this london shooting then stare at charlottes breasts, just another Monday Morning
- garflield

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
theyre like a crag without a scotsman

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I think I'm going to have to come to grips with the fact that I will never like death metal. I have asked lots of metalheads for gateway drugs, but it's just not happening for me. Genuinely sad, because I think they're pretty great people, but I just don't loving get it.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Fix posted:

Tryn to get caught up. Is Dr Sexcake president now?

im so confused too cauz i havent followed tRUMPo for like 5 days

apparently some comedians roasted some of them at the dinner and gop is very mad and projecting their hatred of women onto the jokes in attempt to be performative woke to own da libs

trump is torpedoing megacorp buyout between AT&T and time warner because he hates CNN that much just to spite them lol

sexcakes got raided by trUMP

ronny is head of VA now despite being a sexpest or something?

trump visitted the state department for the first time just lmao

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Al! posted:

you are both bad

u have a lot of growing up to do alfred

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

jigokuman posted:

i ring a bell to gain the attention of spirits

what a weird way to order drinks

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fix posted:

I think I'm going to have to come to grips with the fact that I will never like death metal. I have asked lots of metalheads for gateway drugs, but it's just not happening for me. Genuinely sad, because I think they're pretty great people, but I just don't loving get it.

it sucks poo poo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Orkin Mang posted:

u have a lot of growing up to do alfred

only one person calls me that

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Orkin Mang posted:

hm. i never noticed the eyeballs bfore

did you think they were tiny mouths?!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

he didnt mean nothin by it alfred

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

punchymcpunch posted:

did you think they were tiny mouths?!

What? Gross.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Dr. Sexcake is real

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i love tits wtf. can i not love tits anymore. can a man *approaches jefferson monument* Can a Man not enjoy a Hooting Rack

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Al! posted:

only one person calls me that

ALFRED

ALFRED GET MY BAT JAMMIES READY

IM SLEEPY ALFRED DO IT NOW

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A Handed Missus posted:

Dr. Sexcake is real

i made a chocolate cake in a cereal bowl in the microwave last night. v good

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



MY JIM JAM JAMMIES, ALFRED

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Orkin Mang posted:

i love tits wtf. can i not love tits anymore. can a man *approaches jefferson monument* Can a Man not enjoy a Hooting Rack

That some Harry Potter poo poo?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



lorn Wayne posted:

just gonna read up on this london shooting then stare at charlottes breasts, just another Monday Morning
- garflield

they made a charlottes web porno?!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fix posted:

That some Harry Potter poo poo?

i cant hear u, im on jeffersons balls

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

i cant hear u, im on jeffersons balls

yep
thats a crime

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Orkin Mang posted:

i cant hear u, im on jeffersons balls

thats a loving good book

and a crime

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im fine

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I'm not. I'm still trying to find good metal.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fix posted:

I'm not. I'm still trying to find good metal.

blue oyster cult: imaginos

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARzj2AblBWQ

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mabe thats rock idk wahtevefr

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