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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

exquisite tea posted:

Omigod never read Steam comments. Re: Lara Croft's model in the new Tomb Raider game.

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

The reddit redesigns of Faith from Mirror's Edge.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/cfm_miku_en/status/991727084841197568?s=20

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

chumbler posted:

The reddit redesigns of Faith from Mirror's Edge.

At the risk of wanting to die: what?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Tomb Raider should have perfectly triangular boobs made of exactly four polygons this is censorship and I won't stand for it

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

corn in the bible posted:

Tomb Raider should have perfectly triangular boobs made of exactly four polygons this is censorship and I won't stand for it

her boobs should be a flat texture that is always facing the camera just like doom monsters

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Dr Cheeto posted:

At the risk of wanting to die: what?

IIRC they didn't like Faith's face and so they altered her eyes to be, um... "less Asian"

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Hell yeah

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/991749195076964352

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

corn in the bible posted:

Tomb Raider should have perfectly triangular boobs made of exactly four polygons this is censorship and I won't stand for it

Calm down my dude it’ll almost certainly have triangle titty Lara as a bonus outfit.

The last one did and it’s great. :allears:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

IIRC they didn't like Faith's face and so they altered her eyes to be, um... "less Asian"

That redesign was created by a Korean fan, a similar thing happened with the sequel. https://kotaku.com/once-again-some-japanese-gamers-dislike-the-look-of-mi-512420010

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

IIRC they didn't like Faith's face and so they altered her eyes to be, um... "less Asian"

Opposite lol, not Asian enough for Japanese nerds

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Now that I am actually level 7 in GoW, the Valkeries do seem much easier or at least the one I just beat on my first try did not give me much terrible

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
While I dont need any hot salad now, who's to say I wont in the future

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Reality Loser posted:

While I dont need any hot salad now, who's to say I wont in the future

Will just add it to the backlog.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



everyone knows that when steam inevitably goes bankrupt you'll lose your digital salad, that's why i only buy hardcopies of salad

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Knowing steam they stole the lettuce from somewhere & it's full of worms

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Eh, there's a lot of bugs at the moment. I would wait for the Winter Sale on 50LbsoHS because it will both be cheaper and either the devs or the modders will have fixed it by then.



Also if you wait you'll get to see what's in the season pass instead of buying it upfront like a loving rube.

MMF Freeway
Sep 15, 2010

Later!

Cowcaster posted:

everyone knows that when steam inevitably goes bankrupt you'll lose your digital salad, that's why i only buy hardcopies of salad

Its such a pain to have to get up and switch out the bowls every time I wanna eat a new salad tho

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The idea of that big pile of hot salad made me gag a little

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The idea of that big pile of hot salad made me gag a little



No, it's hot as in 'sexually attractive salad'.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWH4ttdO4w

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

italian dressing is good

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



Badthrow of the Tom Braider

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Mordja posted:

That redesign was created by a Korean fan, a similar thing happened with the sequel. https://kotaku.com/once-again-some-japanese-gamers-dislike-the-look-of-mi-512420010

These fools know nothing about character design!



There. I fixed it.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Saint Freak posted:

No, it's hot as in 'sexually attractive salad'.

wanna toss that

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
IMO there need to be more ugly women as game protagonists. Men too for that matter, and I don't mean grizzled dads with a rough charm.

GUI
Nov 5, 2005

chumbler posted:

The reddit redesigns of Faith from Mirror's Edge.

Back in 2011 or whenever the Mortal Kombat reboot came out there were, of all things, deviantart redesigns of Sonya Blade floating around too making her more ~~feminine~~.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Internet Kraken posted:

IMO there need to be more ugly women as game protagonists. Men too for that matter, and I don't mean grizzled dads with a rough charm.

turn your monitor, off :twisted:

e: i'm sorry i didn't mean it. i'm sorry

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Internet Kraken posted:

IMO there need to be more ugly women as game protagonists. Men too for that matter, and I don't mean grizzled dads with a rough charm.

That's what the two ends of the character creation sliders are for.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That new Lara Croft looks great she can raid my tomb any day wait what the gently caress

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

univbee posted:

That's what the two ends of the character creation sliders are for.

Not to ruin your goof, but it's probably not great to compare monster factory and not-video-game-attractive people.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Turns out that this Battletech game is Extremely My poo poo

Stomping on fools with giant robot feet

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
It's salad...on the go


It's salad two point ohhhhhhh

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Internet Kraken posted:

IMO there need to be more ugly women as game protagonists. Men too for that matter, and I don't mean grizzled dads with a rough charm.
You could probably do it and not raise gamer ire if the style is very cartoony/cute

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jay Rust posted:

Turns out that this Battletech game is Extremely My poo poo

Stomping on fools with giant robot feet

Death From Above is fantastic and should be in every mech game

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Attractive people in media is one of those weird things where what people want (to look at pretty people) and what benefits society (realistic depictions of people so expectations don't get hosed up) are at odds

cheetah7071 fucked around with this message at 22:00 on May 2, 2018

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

It mostly just harms women though so it's ok

GUI
Nov 5, 2005

I recall Frank West being a pretty plain looking guy in the first Dead Rising and the reimagining of 2. He was later turned into a Hot Dad in 4 though.

suuma
Apr 2, 2009
Evil Jak from Jak 2 is my personal ideal

e: i guess his name is Dark Jak

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

You all were right about DDS2 going buck wild

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