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Squizzle posted:i will hunt you, ape-x u wot m8
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can u give a custom name to alexa if so i will get one and call it TRUMP
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:it is now lol the demarcation of pre and post Escalator isn't real. america especially, but really human society as a whole, has always been this broken, and the worst among us will see no consequences.  but also please vote for progressives in democratic primaries because either though I believe that, you should still go down fighting
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Shageletic posted:I SAY I SAY HE IS GOING TO FIRE THEM ALL THAT SUMBITCH PRESIDENT IS GONNA PRESS THE TRIGGER TO JUST WATCH THE WORLD BURN and then there was one less mustache
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Quotey posted:can u give a custom name to alexa it has an option to respond to "Computer" so you can pretend ur captain picard
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Mariana Horchata posted:watch up high for hawks, ive been seeing em everywhere and they all look hungry af one time i was walking down the street in front of the brookings institution building and all of a sudden a hawk swooped down of a tree and tore the loving throat out of a pigeon and took it back up into the tree to eat, leaving an amazing profusion of pigeon feathers on the sidewalk
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:donald trump is the reality show president and as such this will end with him screaming and crying on a very special live broadcast. imagine the ratings of a bud dwyer finale! bigly world record setting ratings
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Squizzle posted:her doughy bosom parts fumbled around her woman-colored sleepwear, like a couple of pudgy claire danes.....es. she separated her girl mouth from my neck or ear and whispered my gre results into the lusty air between us
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Flight’s delayed, might as well TRUMP
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Solarin posted:imagine the ratings of a bud dwyer finale! bigly world record setting ratings Please, please leave the room if this will...if this will affect you. *inserts the complete 10th season of the big bang theory dvd into the player*
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Addamere posted:what lovely excuses for humans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cV4FCwtTEo
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for those questioning my straightness ask any woman i have ever consumnated aphroditic union with and they will all say the same: i have the stamina of helios' steeds. i am able to fornicate from the rising of ra's sun disk until luna serenades the stars. i am insatiable lover and i have never sufficiently quenched my gratifying and eros healing asclepius to the point where i have shot my baby goo all over. no womans nethers can sufficiently satisfy my mighty ween
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cumshitter posted:for those questioning my straightness ask any woman i have ever consumnated aphroditic union with and they will all say the same: i have the stamina of helios' steeds. i am able to fornicate from the rising of ra's sun disk until luna serenades the stars. i am insatiable lover and i have never sufficiently quenched my gratifying and eros healing asclepius to the point where i have shot my baby goo all over. no womans nethers can sufficiently satisfy my mighty ween this guy fucks
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tacodaemon posted:one time i was walking down the street in front of the brookings institution building and all of a sudden a hawk swooped down of a tree and tore the loving throat out of a pigeon and took it back up into the tree to eat, leaving an amazing profusion of pigeon feathers on the sidewalk we got lots of harriers and osprey too which are awesome 2 watch them do their tricks
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Nichael posted:this guy fucks i dont believe cumshitter has ever had sex
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lmao fuckin whiney lil capitalist pigdog bitch 
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her fleshy protuberances swaddled my intellect like a cloud of nerve gas, their sharpened aureolae scouting for any weak point in the armor of my cerebral cortex like a school of rainbow remoras fighting to attach themselves to a larger, unwilling host
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dennis miller, post the joke
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can’t decide what to get for dinner also missed all news today so need to catch up while eatin i guess the only certainty is trump i suppose
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cumshitter posted:for those questioning my straightness ask any woman i have ever consumnated aphroditic union with and they will all say the same: i have the stamina of helios' steeds. i am able to fornicate from the rising of ra's sun disk until luna serenades the stars. i am insatiable lover and i have never sufficiently quenched my gratifying and eros healing asclepius to the point where i have shot my baby goo all over. no womans nethers can sufficiently satisfy my mighty ween Hey buddy since you make enough to pay taxes I would like to thank you personally for your contribution to the new glasses I am picking up tomorrow. 
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look we told you last week you can't come back to this pachinko parlor
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codenameFANGIO posted:dennis miller, post the joke lmbo I forgot the deadline is up
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the g...g....garbage ape?
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let bezos leave earth and don’t let him come back
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2DCAT posted:lmbo I forgot the deadline is up https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/991151503032250369
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cumshitter posted:for those questioning my straightness ask any woman i have ever consumnated aphroditic union with and they will all say the same: i have the stamina of helios' steeds. i am able to fornicate from the rising of ra's sun disk until luna serenades the stars. i am insatiable lover and i have never sufficiently quenched my gratifying and eros healing asclepius to the point where i have shot my baby goo all over. no womans nethers can sufficiently satisfy my mighty ween 
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Al! posted:i dont believe cumshitter has ever had sex how can you doubt the infamous shitter of cums?
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Nichael do u kno if u can get out of a twitter prob w/o admitting guilt?
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When I lived in Tianjin in the early 2000s, there was a knockoff chili's downtown that was trying really hard to be authentic and it was awesome My family and I went there to see if it was a lovely, chain restaurant taste-of-home. The whole night was hilarious, food copies were abysmal but it didn't matter. We tipped our waiter huge because he tried out his Texan accent on us and he was a cool guy I'm sure it's gone now, chili's probably found out once the internet picked up full steam ahead 4/5 star review from my 10 year old self
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I just found out about this and it's really weird. It's a character development program for schools to use but it's about worshiping medal of honor recipients and thus everything is kind of presented through the prism of war which I'm not sure is a good frame of reference for children??? The Congressional Medal of Honor Association seems to exist to honor the honor recipients but this curriculum thing seems like a grift somehow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUWlWqSMjY
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Addamere posted:Hey buddy since you make enough to pay taxes I would like to thank you personally for your contribution to the new glasses I am picking up tomorrow. im glad of it : D Al! posted:i dont believe cumshitter has ever had sex i banged ross donuthat
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fuckin love crabs holdin poo poo that crab with a knife gif makes me laugh every time there was a crab thread in gbs, guy owned a couple, made videos, asked other people to post crabs people kept posting crab butchering machines in the thread cos goons, really good
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