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Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Whoa, Big!

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

glam rock hamhock posted:

How did you think of Wario but not Mario?

Mario is cute chubby

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:



dont they literally explode from eating too much shortly thereafter

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Someone said there should be more homely looking female protagonists and a bunch of people rush in to post fat male characters lol

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Ciaphas posted:

dont they literally explode from eating too much shortly thereafter

Only if you get hit

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

Someone said there should be more homely looking female protagonists and a bunch of people rush in to post fat male characters lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

oddium posted:

hello onion games, for whom the chulip/little king's story guy works, and also who are the devs of the smash mobile hit Million Onion Hotel and the also good game Dandy Dungeon, are making a game for the Switch and pc called Black Bird. thank you for your time

Oh hell yeah.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Convex posted:

Are there any games where you play a fat person (not counting games with character creators)

I can only think of Borderlands and Wario. I guess Doomguy has a fat face

Street Fighter 4

haveblue fucked around with this message at 01:37 on May 3, 2018

MMF Freeway
Sep 15, 2010

Later!

Love this absolute unit

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




haveblue posted:

Street Fighter 4

5 too with Birdie

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



With fighting games because you have so many characters you can have a few "ugmos" but they aren't going to be front-cover characters

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Chun Li got legs for years

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


MMF Freeway posted:

Love this absolute unit

alright i've hit my annoyed old man limit

what is an absolute unit, why is it called that and where did this one come from

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Ciaphas posted:

alright i've hit my annoyed old man limit

what is an absolute unit, why is it called that and where did this one come from

Not gonna google your fat jokes for you

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

With fighting games because you have so many characters you can have a few "ugmos" but they aren't going to be front-cover characters

Eh, early SF US covers sometimes made some odd choices across all the versions.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

ideal male body

Ciaphas posted:

dont they literally explode from eating too much shortly thereafter

Pretty sure if you die when you have that powerup you pop like a balloon.

I don't even remember what the benefit of that power was supposed to be.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

corn in the bible posted:

Chun Li got legs for years

Chun Li is also a mom now.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Motto posted:

Eh, early SF US covers sometimes made some odd choices across all the versions.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Blanka

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Real hurthling! posted:

Not gonna google your fat jokes for you

learning that it's just another way to single out fat people just makes me more cross

bleh

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Internet Kraken posted:

I don't even remember what the benefit of that power was supposed to be.

Your bullets come out loving huge. Granted, you walk around enough and you go back to your default state so it has it's benefits.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/mrreptoid/status/941086402787397632?s=19

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
spider-man 2 bugged out and this cutscene just turned into peter parker eternally walking into an elevator door

https://files.catbox.moe/koeluh.mp4

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
like a unit of measure, how super saiyan 2 is logarithmically more powerful than super saiyan. absolute unit = 1 tonne/69st/420lb etc etc.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

The Colonel posted:

spider-man 2 bugged out and this cutscene just turned into peter parker eternally walking into an elevator door

https://files.catbox.moe/koeluh.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DELvF8KTfFg

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
An AU (Absolute Unit) is the distance from the Earth to the Son

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

Convex posted:

Are there any games where you play a fat person (not counting games with character creators)

I can only think of Borderlands and Wario. I guess Doomguy has a fat face



bob is awesome

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

You don't play as him, but he's a party member so close enough.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



sharrrk posted:



bob is awesome

Ryuji let himself go after Persona 5.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Oh man, I was going to do the second optional realm in GoW before beating it but gently caress THAT. This area had post game written all over it in a way few areas in games do.

Also I got spoiked on what seems to be a pretty late have spoiler which is annoying but hopefully won't take away too much.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

chumbler posted:

You don't play as him, but he's a party member so close enough.



can you marry him

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

al-azad posted:

Ryuji let himself go after Persona 5.

Bob Richards is in peak physical condition

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

So we’ve proven that male characters are allowed to be chubby and still be sympathetic, what about female characters?

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Jay Rust posted:

So we’ve proven that male characters are allowed to be chubby and still be sympathetic, what about female characters?

Gamers freak out about girls that don't have super model proportions in games so I think an ugly, overweight woman would break their brains.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The daughter in Wolfenstein New Colossus
Mei?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Jay Rust posted:

So we’ve proven that male characters are allowed to be chubby and still be sympathetic, what about female characters?

Wolfenstein 2 has a likeable fat fmr nazi lady

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Mei has a perfect, symmetrical face free of blemishes so she isn't ugly in any sense. She's stocky but not to a degree that is realistic in anyway (because blizzard just recycled a Pandaren model for her apparently).

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Internet Kraken posted:

(because blizzard just recycled a Pandaren model for her apparently).

This is amazing

Edit: I mean, A-mei-zing

CharlieFoxtrot fucked around with this message at 03:57 on May 3, 2018

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Jay Rust posted:

So we’ve proven that male characters are allowed to be chubby and still be sympathetic, what about female characters?

there are plenty of aunty-type characters. look at all of miyazaki's films

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