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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Well I mean, unless she got dressed as a clown super quick while they were loving and put on all the makeup and everything he was already willingly having sex with a barefoot clown

Edit: this is the worst page snipe in history

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aesop Poprock posted:

Well I mean, unless she got dressed as a clown super quick while they were loving and put on all the makeup and everything he was already willingly having sex with a barefoot clown

Edit: this is the worst page snipe in history

Just do a GIS for 'barefoot clown sex' and get the pain over with.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Just do a GIS for 'barefoot clown sex' and get the pain over with.

Much less content than I was expecting tbh

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Just do a GIS for 'barefoot clown sex' and get the pain over with.

I'm the guy who finished watching foam adventure and I will not do this

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Is it really necessary to mention that she's a mother at 19, it's the UK so that's kind of assumed

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Bareback Island.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aesop Poprock posted:

Well I mean, unless she got dressed as a clown super quick while they were loving and put on all the makeup and everything he was already willingly having sex with a barefoot clown

Edit: this is the worst page snipe in history

thinking about that clussy

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
You'd think goons would be knowledgeable about clown porn.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Aesop Poprock posted:

Well I mean, unless she got dressed as a clown super quick while they were loving and put on all the makeup and everything he was already willingly having sex with a barefoot clown

Edit: this is the worst page snipe in history

Yea what's up with that?

Who bangs a barefoot 19 year old clown mom?

imo he's the creepy one here

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Krankenstyle posted:



Who bangs a barefoot 19 year old clown mom?



don't kinkshame

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Randaconda posted:

don't kinkshame



Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

Sex and the City got really weird, huh.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Talk about... Insane clown pussy :smug:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sereri posted:

Talk about... Insane clown pussy :smug:

Sorry, a gentleman doesn't cluss and tell

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: This will now only increase my fear of clowns

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Splicer posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: This will now only increase my fear of clowns

I mean, now he has a pretty good reason.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Splicer posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: This will now only increase my fear of clowns

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/thetakeout/status/992108559050592256

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Randaconda posted:

thinking about that clussy

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Epic thissery

I think he'd even like that he was being referenced here

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
For cave and nudist buffs, Howe Caverns has an event for you

'It's low-key, classy event; privacy will be strictly enforced'


quote:

For years, Howe Caverns, a venue known for its appeal to nature lovers, has been approached by nudist enthusiasts about hosting an event that patrons could attend "au naturel."

Last week, Howe Caverns announced that the wait was over, telling followers of the venue's Facebook page that it is set to host an event dubbed "Naked in a Cave," a pun off the nude-themed survivalist TV show "Naked and Afraid" on the Discovery Channel. The after-hours event, scheduled for July 14 at 7:30 p.m., will feature a "leisurely naked stroll through the cave by lantern light" for $65 per person.

:raise:

quote:

"Naked in a Cave," a pun off the nude-themed survivalist TV show "Naked and Afraid" on the Discovery Channel.
:sad:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

It's Daniel Day-Lewis' favorite show. He should attend it.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

That would suck, caves are loving cold and damp

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Tardcore posted:

That would suck, caves are loving cold and damp

Yeah, I have actually been to Howe Caverns (fully clothed), and they are the wrong kind of dank for a nude outing.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
"We call this formation the 'Fried Egg'---whoops, sorry, Mr. Johnson!"

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
"So, I am a member of a nudist club and we arrange these special events and outings and today they organised a day trip to Howe Caverns but the floors there are quite damp and I lost my footing and slipped over backwards and that's why I have a stalagmite up my bottom, Doctor"

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

spog posted:

"So, I am a member of a nudist club and we arrange these special events and outings and today they organised a day trip to Howe Caverns but the floors there are quite damp and I lost my footing and slipped over backwards and that's why I have a stalagmite up my bottom, Doctor"

Frankly, I think this would be actually impressive if they did it with a stalactite.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Vince McMahon’s WWE Is Pushing Anti-Iran Propaganda for Saudi Arabia

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


gently caress this nongay earth.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

I watched this live and it was as ridiculous and disgusting as you might expect. Less reported is the fact that they initially named a women's battle royale at this year's Wrestlemania after a known pimp and exploiter of female wrestlers.

WWE's always been a scummy company, but they've really been kicking their hypocrisy into high gear these days.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Also the one actual Arabian wrestler WWE have is excluded from the promos in Saudi Arabia because he helped raised funds for victims of the Syrian civil war.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

That is poo poo they've done for decades. They always have a foreigner come out and slag on the hometown heroes, and then have someone come and run them off for a big pop. Now they're getting paid for it.

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer
Mystery Pooper at N.J. High School Turned Out To Be Superintendent, Cops Say

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Jean-Paul Sartre’s bad mescaline trip led to the philosopher being followed by imaginary crabs for years

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Pooperintendent more like

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/cabel/status/992598511840473088

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pidan
Nov 6, 2012



Don't they have insurance for that kind of thing?

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011



Should've used a camera.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



pidan posted:

Don't they have insurance for that kind of thing?

Well sure, but the insurance company is going to take whoever did it to court to recoup the payout.

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