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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Gravy Jones posted:

Watching this with the sound of and I find myself wondering, what if it's just one giant mutant brain spider that's taken control of the White House and just moves from host to host when it feels like it will do the most damage? It's the only thing that feels like it makes sense at this point.

Stop spoiling season 3 of Stranger Things.

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



punchymcpunch posted:

trump didnt have 130k and probably still doesnt

:hai:

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Gravy Jones posted:

Watching this with the sound of and I find myself wondering, what if it's just one giant mutant brain spider that's taken control of the White House and just moves from host to host when it feels like it will do the most damage? It's the only thing that feels like it makes sense at this point.

Spiders lay eggs.

There is no way one spider is doing this much damage

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
holy poo poo rudy

cohen "thought 130k was cheap, they come cheap, let me get the thing singed up and signed off"

rudy represented clients who paid substantially more than that

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



euphronius posted:

def a word that is used to describe above bird legal transactions

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
funnelled apricots

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

ghouliani

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


rear end cobra posted:

holy poo poo rudy

cohen "thought 130k was cheap, they come cheap, let me get the thing singed up and signed off"

rudy represented clients who paid substantially more than that

That is the definition of not helping

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

130k is pretty cheap.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

rudy such a smooth operator on fox and frens

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

jarofpiss posted:

fox and frenulums

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



euphronius posted:

130k is pretty cheap.

let me get this singed immediately

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i like that theres a cable morning show where our president goes on and sends all his people to go on and admit their crimes

VladimirLeninpest
Jun 23, 2005

gn gorilla
Fallen Rib
I guess it's cool that we know about this now, but is there any action anyone can take? Richard Nixon is very adamant on Twitter that you can't indict the president.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
i hosed donald j trump in thhe rear end on 9/11, wheres my $130000?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

euphronius posted:

130k is pretty cheap.

"You could get $130,000. You could get it in cash. I know where it could be gotten. It is not easy, but it could be done. But the question is, who the hell would handle it? Any ideas on that?"

Nixon speedrun going for time, 13% completion based on what I'm seeing.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

VladimirLeninpest posted:

I guess it's cool that we know about this now, but is there any action anyone can take? Richard Nixon is very adamant on Twitter that you can't indict the president.

it’s just funny op

nothing will happen

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Pancakes posted:

Pretty sure "The Purifier" would have to be someone more Jesusy. Cruz?

E: Pence!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Gravy Jones posted:

G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies of Wealth)



WOW i didn't know mar-a-largo had a reptile cage

VladimirLeninpest
Jun 23, 2005

gn gorilla
Fallen Rib

euphronius posted:

it’s just funny op

nothing will happen

it just feels like nothing matters!!!!!

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Welp

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013


lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


completely incoherent

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


euphronius posted:

completely incoherent

That's really the only play left

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
any way we can get kris kobach on team trump? feel like there's a lot of potential there

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he also just defamed Daniels lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Donald J. Trump, noted billionaire and businessman, (knowingly and unknowingly) had his lawyer pay a porn actress $130k through a structured payment plan so that she wouldn't talk about an affair that didn't happen

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

We all began as something else.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



euphronius posted:

he also just defamed Daniels lmao

yep, again

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

euphronius posted:

he also just defamed Daniels lmao

can stormy countersue for even more money

especially if their basic case is voiding the NDA

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Bearjew posted:

Donald J. Trump, noted billionaire and businessman, (knowingly and unknowingly) had his lawyer pay a porn actress $130k through a structured payment plan so that she wouldn't talk about an affair that didn't happen

and it had nothing to do with the campaign, it was to save his marriage and reputation

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/992015378762096640

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

judges are allowing defamation suits to continue against trump so

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Bearjew posted:

Donald J. Trump, noted billionaire and businessman, (knowingly and unknowingly) had his lawyer pay a porn actress $130k through a structured payment plan so that she wouldn't talk about an affair that didn't happen

wait, THE Donald Trump? The reality star??

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM AN APP INTO THE PHONE. ITS TWITTER DOT COM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START REPLYING TO TWEETS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, REALDONALDTRUMP. I REPLY TO EVERY TWEET AND I REPLY TO EVERY TWEET HARD. MAKIN HOWDAREYOUSIR SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME MAGA BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP DECORUM. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY LIVED THROUGH THE COUNTRY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENCY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN AN OFFICE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TWEETS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I CHECK EMAIL

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



oh boy trump is a mess

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

the president has money
he can do whatever he wants with his money
he is innocent dammit

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

how is he so stupid to say she is lying about the affair

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