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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


11:00 am || Attends National Day of Prayer; Rose Garden
12:00 pm || Receives his intelligence briefing

big day

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Iron Crowned posted:

I like how actual good lawyers won't go near Trump, so all his lawyers are dumber than poo poo

r u d y g i u l i a n i for christs sake

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


pray for our president. God Bless.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

lol, so much for having a pet giving you empathy

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
dying in a medieval-style battle would be the best way to go, provided you didnt take more than fifteen minutes to die. like imagine doing a bunch of badass heroic poo poo like hacking ppl to pieces before getting cleaved in twain yourself.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Elephanthead posted:

Can I get a quarter pounder without cheese?

THERE WILL BE A TARRIFF ON ALL AMERICAN CHEESES

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/SarahJindra/status/991989807416037376


someone do a disobeyed the gods edit tia

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

'Essential Consultants, LLC' is a pro tier 'Not a crime front, trust me' name.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/stevenjay/status/992005771759161345

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

cargo cult posted:

dying in a medieval-style battle would be the best way to go, provided you didnt take more than fifteen minutes to die. like imagine doing a bunch of badass heroic poo poo like hacking ppl to pieces before getting cleaved in twain yourself.

i'd feel bad about hurting the other pepple tho

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Who can blame him

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


tenderjerk posted:

just caught up on rudy :stare:

i thought he was hired solely to talk mueller out of the investigation

Monkey paw closes as a wish for a 'swift end to the investigation' is granted.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
feel like "strategy" is the wrong word to use here

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/992030361310949376

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


cargo cult posted:

dying in a medieval-style battle would be the best way to go, provided you didnt take more than fifteen minutes to die. like imagine doing a bunch of badass heroic poo poo like hacking ppl to pieces before getting cleaved in twain yourself.

imagine instead getting stabbed in the guts and slowly and very painfully bleeding out as infection sets in lmao owned

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Thoguh posted:

'Essential Consultants, LLC' is a pro tier 'Not a crime front, trust me' name.

maybe they are selling essential oils to milfs

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



https://twitter.com/jaytay777/status/991885223511056384

:lol::lol::lol::vince:

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

just caught up on rudy :stare:

i thought he was hired solely to talk mueller out of the investigation

Well this is one way to end the investigation early.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

feel like "strategy" is the wrong word to use here

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/992030361310949376

shared grievances lmoa

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Quotey posted:

my friend, this entire stormy daniels situation is made up so trump can do BIG DEALS in private





the fake news media has taken the bait, trump has primed the pump against them.

By Jove stormy Daniels is part of the persistence!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

cargo cult posted:

dying in a medieval-style battle would be the best way to go, provided you didnt take more than fifteen minutes to die. like imagine doing a bunch of badass heroic poo poo like hacking ppl to pieces before getting cleaved in twain yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjtS1FbYeIg

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Joementum posted:

feel like "strategy" is the wrong word to use here

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/992030361310949376

"if you admit all your crimes on TV, they can't convict you of them! it's known as Double Jeopardy!!"

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

baw posted:

i'd feel bad about hurting the other pepple tho
me too but thats just how life (and death) was back then

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


cargo cult posted:

dying in a medieval-style battle would be the best way to go, provided you didnt take more than fifteen minutes to die. like imagine doing a bunch of badass heroic poo poo like hacking ppl to pieces before getting cleaved in twain yourself.

You'd trip in your dumb heavy armor and drown in 2 inches of water before you even saw an enemy to fight

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Joementum posted:

feel like "strategy" is the wrong word to use here

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/992030361310949376

ARe the staff ever in control of the situation?

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
Rudy Reminder:



(38:13 if embed doesnt work on mobile or w/e)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_tifPMzerA&t=2293s

https://www.npr.org/2016/08/16/490200895/rudy-giuliani-claims-no-terror-attacks-in-u-s-pre-obama

quote:

For a man once accused of forming every sentence with a noun, a verb and 9/11, it was a serious omission.

Rudolph Giuliani appeared to forget the terrorist attack on Sept. 11, 2001, while warming up a crowd for Donald Trump's foreign policy speech on Monday.

"By the way," Giuliani said, "under those eight years, before Obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States. They all started when Clinton and Obama got into office."

The oversight was all the more glaring because Giuliani had spoken moments earlier about visiting ground zero with Trump's running mate, Mike Pence, "when we went through the worst foreign attack in our history since the War of 1812."

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Quotey posted:

my friend, this entire stormy daniels situation is made up so trump can do BIG DEALS in private





the fake news media has taken the bait, trump has primed the pump against them.

Cant wait for the piss tape to drop and they start gurgling piss

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Quotey posted:

my friend, this entire stormy daniels situation is made up so trump can do BIG DEALS in private





the fake news media has taken the bait, trump has primed the pump against them.

lmao you can’t file for injunctive relief to get someone to stop talking

lmao wtc

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

You'd trip in your dumb heavy armor and drown in 2 inches of water before you even saw an enemy to fight

but enough about d-day

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

cargo cult posted:

dying in a medieval-style battle would be the best way to go, provided you didnt take more than fifteen minutes to die. like imagine doing a bunch of badass heroic poo poo like hacking ppl to pieces before getting cleaved in twain yourself.

In reality: you either get domed with an arrow or sling bullet or get run down in the rout by Duke arsehole of bumfuckshire

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joementum posted:

feel like "strategy" is the wrong word to use here

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/992030361310949376

:smugdon:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/karapashaboga/status/989596845830803456

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joementum posted:

feel like "strategy" is the wrong word to use here

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/992030361310949376

eyyyyyyyyyy it's a new yok thing whaddaya gonna do

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Shalebridge Cradle posted:

You'd trip in your dumb heavy armor and drown in 2 inches of water before you even saw an enemy to fight

most likely you're going to die of disease after making GBS threads your brains out in camp

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Man, and here I thought that completely forgetting about 9/11 in a speech was going to be the funniest thing Rudy Guiliani would ever do.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

cargo cult posted:

dying in a medieval-style battle would be the best way to go, provided you didnt take more than fifteen minutes to die. like imagine doing a bunch of badass heroic poo poo like hacking ppl to pieces before getting cleaved in twain yourself.

dying for noble profits

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Flavius Belisarius posted:

but enough about d-day

:ocelot:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lol this is great. China just cancelled all incoming American soybean shipments. Clearly this deal making is going great.

America was the soy boy all along

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

brugroffil posted:

most likely you're going to die of disease after making GBS threads your brains out in camp

yeah that’s what I was thinking

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