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sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Lol that Fedor beating big nog, cro cop, hunt, Randleman, Coleman, Sylvia and Arlovski were apparently bad wins at the time

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Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

sleep with the vicious posted:

Lol that Fedor beating big nog, cro cop, hunt, Randleman, Coleman, Sylvia and Arlovski were apparently bad wins at the time

oh no because of this guy im going to have to change my opinion back to fedor was terrible

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Bundt Cake posted:

oh no because of this guy im going to have to change my opinion back to fedor was terrible

:):hf::)

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Chael shouldn't beat Fedor, but neither should have Hendo.
Sure, Hendo has/had the kill shot Chael doesn't but it's not like Fedor vs smaller dude is an auto win for him.

Especially when it's not even clear that Chael is smaller.

sleep with the vicious posted:

Lol that Fedor beating big nog, cro cop, hunt, Randleman, Coleman, Sylvia and Arlovski were apparently bad wins at the time

Aside from Nog, all those guys were bad. Except for Coleman, who was merely crazy old rather than bad.

Reminder that Arlovski ended up champ through being the only one that hadn't failed a steroid test like Sylvia, crashed his motorcycle, like Mir and who hadn't hosed off to Pride, like Ricco and Rizzo, who both beat him.

Neurosis posted:

Semi Schilt is a good win too. And hell I'd lose to Ricardo Arona too with the new body fluid rule.

Maybe if he'd beaten him in kickboxing.

Snowman_McK fucked around with this message at 08:36 on May 3, 2018

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

sleep with the vicious posted:

Lol that Fedor beating big nog, cro cop, hunt, Randleman, Coleman, Sylvia and Arlovski were apparently bad wins at the time

Semi Schilt is a good win too. And hell I'd lose to Ricardo Arona too with the new body fluid rule.

He did refuse to fight Bob Sapp tho which is hilarious

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bundt Cake posted:

oh no because of this guy im going to have to change my opinion back to fedor was terrible

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

El Roncho posted:

I think another reason Fedor is popular is that people, especially Americans, really like a living stereotype such as a Stoic Russian or a Bus Fighting Irishman.

I remember my British grandmother specifically telling me, "Never fight a bus, bums put their butts in them."

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

sleep with the vicious posted:

Lol that Fedor beating big nog, cro cop, hunt, Randleman, Coleman, Sylvia and Arlovski were apparently bad wins at the time

Tim Sylvia was always a fat piece of poo poo whose best attribute was that he knew how to throw a jab and was taller than everyone else. Tim Sylvia rightfully should be considered always bad and we should take joy in the little things (like the ray mercer ko).

Cro Cop was juiced to the gills and crushed cans for the majority of his career. Once he fought real competition he got exposed for what he was then returned to a career of crushing cans.

Mark Hunt nearly armbarred Fedor.

Randleman was a beast and so was Coleman. They also had both been destroying their bodies in competition and with steroids since the late 80s early 90s.

Arlovski has always had a glass chin and has been knocked silly by anyone with any sort of power.

Big Nog was legit, but also was injured as gently caress when they fought.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

As someone that came into MMA fandom (in a more than extremely casual way) around 2010 with Silva vs Sonnen 1 hype bringing me in I always thought Fedor was this unbeatable monster from overseas because I never bothered to look into the records of his competition or anything like that. I basically just took the hype at surface level and believed it until I saw him actually fight a few times outside of highlight videos. Unless you were a serious fan that watched outside of american promotions it's pretty easy to believe the hype surrounding him I guess. Then he lost a few times in a row in strikeforce and the aura was gone. I just missed peak Fedor hype apparently at the time.

Edit: And I mean lets be serious here - The Last Emperor is a really loving good nickname in the realm of MMA fighter nicknames.

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 14:21 on May 3, 2018

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Mr. Nice! posted:

Big Nog was legit, but also was injured as gently caress when they fought.

they fought three times you know

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Neurosis posted:

they fought three times you know

Big Nog is injured as gently caress every fight. Those coach seats are hell.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


As the :can: I feel the need to restate my very low criteria for evaluating Fedor's opponents.

For each opponent I looked at the two fights before fighting Fedor and asked

1 - Were those fights wins? Fedor was uber champ, so he should be fighting people who win fights. Several of the biggest names - Sylvia, Hunt, and Mir, all fought Fedor coming off of a loss (or five). Hunt specifically looked as if he had been thrown in because he had demonstrated the ability to lose by submission to a smaller fighter.

2 - Were that fight against opponents with wikipedia pages? Those wins aren't worth much if it's just against some schmoes that the Yakuza brought in as part of a debt settlement arrangement. Brett Rogers, who challenged Fedor, had one win over a known opponent and something like 7 wins over nobodies. Cro Cop's wins that took him into his title fight were largely padded by nothings, but admittedly he had some good opponents in there too, but that's why I noted him as one of the more legitimate wins. Even Arlovski's win streak is problematic, because his previous fight was a win over Roy Nelson which relied on some very very dodgy refereing to save him from a fat-on-face decision loss, but I counted him anyway.

Before Arlovski, the most recent opponent who hit this "Two wins against actual fighters" bar was Nogueira, and that was 14 years ago.

Taking a quick glance back, I overlooked that Tsuyoshi Kohsaka (lol) and our very own Matt Lindland manage to sneak through these extremely stringent criteria.

Before his defence against Nogueira, Fedor has a few more proper wins, but even there we see guys like Gary Goodridge fighting the #1 guy in the world, with an extremely sad record.

So you can say that Fedor fought "the best of his era" but seems to suggest that winning fights is an innovation ca. 2007.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i love hunt and the hammer house boys, but randleman wasn't even a particularly good fighter by the standards of the era prior to pride, and coleman was a retired dad in his 40s

the two nog wins are the best parts of his resume, especially because of how well he gameplanned the rematch, crocop, sylvia, and arlovski were very good wins imo. i feel like my personal crusade has poisoned some brains here. i'm sorry

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Hunt was for sure a bad/insignificant win for Fedor at the time the fight took place in MMA

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Yeah I forgot he fought Nog three times, but if a pivotal point to the quality of a fighter is a win over tim sylvia then you've got problems.

I think Randy Couture today would still trounce Fedor and probably would have done the same at any point in his career. Chuck during his heydey beats fedor. I think there are a bevy of MW and LHW fighters from Fedor's own era that would have done fine in the cage with him. I still remember some idiot in a bar in 2009 earnestly trying to tell me that Fedor would school Lesnar.

Fedor was king of trashweights for a period of time but got wrecked once he started facing real competition. Remember when hometown officiating and reffing had to save Fedor from Fabio Maldonado? I do.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Thats a weird post to make. Just my opinion.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Tim Sylvia was fuckin monster back in the day. He never learned how to move his head so that's why changes in MMA striking started to light him up more.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I got to see Fedor get TKO'd by Big Foot Silva in NJ. That was a fun result of a road trip into a hellish state nobody should ever visit.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

coconono posted:

Tim Sylvia was fuckin monster back in the day. He never learned how to move his head so that's why changes in MMA striking started to light him up more.

tim sylvia was only ever a monster if his opponent was the buffet. Once Tim fought someone who could deal with his jab, he got trounced. Handy pushed him into a cage and made him look silly and that had nothing to do with head movement.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
tim was legitimately terrifying before he got off roids, imo

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Bundt Cake posted:

tim was legitimately terrifying before he got off roids, imo

well obviously you would think so, Bundt Cake

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
"And in time, even one such as Tim Sylvia shall be remembered fondly..."

*emotional acoustic song plays*

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Bluedeanie posted:

well obviously you would think so, Bundt Cake

haha

i wasnt trying to say he was good either he was just scary cuz hes a giant dumb gorilla all roided up trying to win approval from jens pulver and matt hughes

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Bluedeanie posted:

well obviously you would think so, Bundt Cake

Lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bundt Cake posted:

haha

i wasnt trying to say he was good either he was just scary cuz hes a giant dumb gorilla all roided up trying to win approval from jens pulver and matt hughes

That sounds like a mike myers origin story

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
He def was terrifying to the woman on his episode of Blind date.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I was somewhat terrified for a few seconds thinking Ray Mercer had killed him.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Wikipedia allowing mma pages was a mistake

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuluzinho

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

vainman posted:

Wikipedia allowing mma pages was a mistake

Remember when one admin had an anti-ufc hardon and would delete event pages for like a year and a half?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Remember when one admin had an anti-ufc hardon and would delete event pages for like a year and a half?

That guy must still exist because there's a bunch of (YEAR) in UFC pages for minor events.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Some say the ghost of Extreme Fighting Championships is being deleted to this very day

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

kimbo305 posted:

He def was terrifying to the woman on his episode of Blind date.

If anyone hasn't seen this, it's like watching the opening ten minutes of amateur porn in an alternate universe where Bangbros is a snuff website.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Snowman_McK posted:

If anyone hasn't seen this, it's like watching the opening ten minutes of amateur porn in an alternate universe where Bangbros is a snuff website.

Ole' Timmy comes off so loving goony it's almost endearing.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
roadfc knows how to do fight promotion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpJT-SGtB3s

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Snowman_McK posted:

If anyone hasn't seen this, it's like watching the opening ten minutes of amateur porn in an alternate universe where Bangbros is a snuff website.

if you've ever wanted to see a very large man be completely awkward and inebriated around a vaguely terrified and somewhat inebriated woman, this is your chance. I thought for the longest time that Tim choked because of the cameras and poo poo. But no, he's like that all the time. I vaguely remember trying to awkward sit out a boner but that may have been me hallucinating.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Snowman_McK posted:

If anyone hasn't seen this, it's like watching the opening ten minutes of amateur porn in an alternate universe where Bangbros is a snuff website.

that is a loving vivid description

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Chael Sonnen posted:

You won’t say anything about me, but I will say something about you — I don’t accept your wins in Japan. The referee was wearing an earpiece, you never had a weigh-in, you never had a commission. Anyone that came over from Japan to America has a losing record. Why? I’ll tell you because the fights over here are real and they are fixed in Japan. You got a whole lot of rub and a whole lot of money out of doing fake fights, that pisses me off as a fan who bought those fights and that later found out I was buying wrasslin'.

Fedor would greatly be offended if I said that he had a fake fight. I have said this to Cro Cop who was offended, he couldn’t believe that I said it, Wanderlei Silva couldn’t believe I said it, that guy is crazy. The guy that is going to go over in professional wrestling will sit down in the same room as the guy that’s going to put him over and then work out the match. What they did in Japan was they only told one guy. So the guys that were going to win, your Cro Cop’s, your Wanderlei’s, your Fedor’s, they were never in the room when the guy that was your promoter, also known as the Yakuza, also known as the Japanese mafia, walks in the room and tells the opponent when to go down.

So when the guy goes down, the winner, Cro Cop, Wanderlei, Fedor, just for example, really thinks they won. So they don’t know that the fix is in. Pretty soon they really think they can go beat 20 something guys in a row.

Chael selling those wolf tickets.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Marching Powder posted:

that is a loving vivid description

Thank you?

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Memento posted:

Chael selling those wolf tickets.

Excluding the bit where he implies all wins in Japan are worthless he's not wrong

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