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Tinfoil Papercut posted:"We don't even understand why you're suing us, your case is likely to be tossed, so why should we spend any time doing anything except write these snide responses?" >nobble Nice word, I'll try to find a use for it.
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Beexoffel posted:>nobble Did you know Chris Roberts won the Nobble Piss prize? Twice!
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Daztek posted:p sure I just heard this https://www.twitch.tv/videos/257272343?t=11m10s
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People seem to think that it was a jab against NMS, but I think you're right.
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wtfo trying to fly a nox right now is all you need to know about star citizen https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyMildTildePogChamp TheAgent fucked around with this message at 19:16 on May 3, 2018 |
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TheAgent posted:wtfo trying to fly a nox right now is all you need to know about star citizen I loving hate it every time someone mentions the nox
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Yeah, I also liked the part where someone wanted to play the part of the evil corporation and they basically said: "settle down, you can be a pirate and work for the evil corporation, but that's it". It's funny how these guys are way more honest about their limitations than CIG, even though they have all the reasons in the world to hype their game. What I mean is I don't understand open game development.
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"gently caress it"
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TheAgent posted:wtfo trying to fly a nox right now is all you need to know about star citizen I'm the 18 fps on his brand new sponsored super computer while driving through a barren wilderness.
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Wuxi posted:I'm the 18 fps on his brand new sponsored super computer while driving through a barren wilderness. Even Amazon's cloud is too limiting for Chris' vision.
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G0RF posted:
It's also racist and Derek is already on the case.
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TheAgent posted:wtfo trying to fly a nox right now is all you need to know about star citizen A wild Kinren sighting in his comments. The accidental star of one of the only enjoyable 3.0 viewing experiences on record. Dan Gheesling beckons Kinren on a secret mission... that turns into a roleplay kidnapping (for allegedly disloyalty to the WHP)... that eventually ends mercifully. For Kinren, at least. Gheesling has to keep on playing. trucutru posted:It's also racist and Derek is already on the case. 
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Wuxi posted:I'm the 18 fps on his brand new sponsored super computer while driving through a barren wilderness. "I get 40 FPS on the PU regularly. I don't know how you naysayers always come out of the woodwork to badmouth Star Citizen. Maybe consider upgrading your potato PC before typing? What are your specs anyway  ) ?And furthermore, everyone knows performance is tied to the [waves hands]" ALSO CORRECTION. I'm the highlighted, zoomed in 18 fps on a supercomputer while flying through empty space. He should consider borrowing animoo guy's coolers. Sample_text fucked around with this message at 19:51 on May 3, 2018 |
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trucutru posted:It's also racist and Derek is already on the case. “It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. You do the little job you're trained to do. Pull a lever. Push a button. You don't understand any of it, and then you just die.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
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Blue On Blue posted:Didnt jim sterling say that sc looked like the most boring pos ever and he would never review it until a game was there to play ? We have gone over this already. He just doesn't want to do it (for whatever reason) and "it'll be expensive to research" is his excuse not to. Hav posted:“It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. You do the little job you're trained to do. Pull a lever. Push a button. You don't understand any of it, and then you just die.” Please do not quote racist filth in this thread. Thank you in advance cracker.
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trucutru posted:It's also racist and Derek is already on the case. Won't really matter... Derek was moved to concern.
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trucutru posted:We have gone over this already. He just doesn't want to do it (for whatever reason) and "it'll be expensive to research" is his excuse not to. "I would be touching the poop, and I'd want to know more about the poop before touching it, and I don't do MMOs anyway"
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Quavers posted:B'Tak will set his PvP Slider to "no griefers" and hide from you. Checkmate Can you help me out here, is "no griefers" higher or lower on the slider than the "no goons" setting?
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Love that WTFO's final reaction is : [CLOSES SC IN A FURY] "Ok i'm done with this poo-poo, it's just gonna piss me off! I'm gonna get ready to get my ticket! (A 100$ + VIP premium ticket for a convention for a "game" he just furiously exited out of) My shill senses are going through the roof!.
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Gently caress!
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Sample_text posted:Love that WTFO's final reaction is : They gave him a 5k computer but couldn't be bothered to give him a free ticket to citcon?
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The reality is that the project is running out of steam (as it should, it has been a long-rear end while). I'm pretty sure someone more insightful than me could use a similar image to great effect. You could overlap the most egregious lies or promises on top of that graph (for example, the land claims correspond to the second peak on "E") to see what really drives interest into the project. It's obvious that 2016 (e: gently caress I wanted to say 2017. too late) was the turning point for SC trucutru fucked around with this message at 20:28 on May 3, 2018 |
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A surprise theory crafting contest is underway for members of the CitizenTour $350 dinner & booze get together. The best role play fiction about Crusader will win a ship. Is this real life?   trucutru posted:The reality is that the project is running out of steam (as it should, it has been a long-rear end while). 2016 really was when Chris lost the plot. It took him until late 2017 to figure it out. And he only barely could bring himself to talk about it, and in entirely non-apologetic terms, in 2018. Too bad they don't have any marketing talent there. A marketing professional sitting at the big boy table might've been able to keep him from breaking the brand. Unfortunately, the parody of one they employ helped him speed up the process... G0RF fucked around with this message at 20:23 on May 3, 2018 |
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Some more ARGcast episodes for all of ya, I think Episode 9 is absolutely required listening: [S01E06] Game Movie - 1h6m (Guests: Dapper Don) Youtube || Anchor [S01E07] Bank run - 1h9m (Guests: Dapper Don) Youtube || Anchor [S01E08] Magical hot air - 1h7m (Guests: Bootcha, Dapper Don) Youtube || Anchor [S01E09] High rolling Russian - 1h7m (Guests: Bootcha, Dapper Don) Youtube || Anchor RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/31ef7f0/podcast/rss iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/star-citizen-argcast/id1368037794 Pocket Casts: http://pca.st/bb92
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G0RF posted:A surprise theory crafting contest is underway for members of the CitizenTour $350 dinner & booze get together. The best role play fiction about Crusader will win a ship. ...or just fantasy, Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Edit: Delicious; I was wondering if some of the Russian cash extant wouldn't fall afoul of more of the Russian sanctions, given the weird tapdancing that Daybreak have been doing - tl;dr they've walked back their acquisition by a Russian Oligarch because sanctions would mean no accepting cash. Edit 2: Ordinary shares are worthless except to indicate the number of votes at AGM meetings; they're transferred at the behest of the company secretary. Generally they'll indicate the makeup of the board. I've held hundreds of ordinary shares, and you normally just give them back if you leave, but there's a transfer form that I forget the number of. This is different to _Public offering_, which means anyone can buy and sell, given the normal restrictions on an IPO. You seem to be mixing up the role of public offering and ordinary shares, particularly with regard to private limited liability corporations. Now, a _bond offering_.... Hav fucked around with this message at 20:33 on May 3, 2018 |
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G0RF posted:BG&E2 stream. (which may or may not be worth watching...) It wasn´t.
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YOUTUBE: Around the Verse - The Labours of Hercules Ricky describes what Herculean labors they've been up to recently here and here. Interestingly, this is (I think) the fourth AtV without Chris Roberts as co-host. I can only assume he's been busy creating misery for the UK and Frankfurt teams for a month. Oh well, he'll be back in time for tomorrow night's very special composition competition. You can tell just how important it all was to CIG given that they have to keep it under 250 words. It's like a third grade level challenge. Lando's Ship Shape section begins here. Every time I see Lando talk about the ship pipeline with the stupid charts green screened behind him I can't help but laugh. They still pretend they're a game studio instead of a spaceship pre-seller in full-bore turbo-schlepping mode. Speaking of turbo-schlepping, here's Lando pitching the Hercules Starlifter. Paul Jones speaks of a ship loaded with 200 people unleashing a small army onto the battlefield. Presumably, they'd be encountering at least a similarly sized army when doing so. Otherwise, why fly 200 people to a battlefield? LANDO: "And, as you may have already seen from Sandi's Social Media accounts..."   Matt Sherman theorycrafts the combat adventures the Hercules might afford players in some game that doesn't exist. Get out of the way of the angry, angry nose on this ship. Lando speaks with no embarrassment whatsoever of their 119 ships in the game that has hardly any actual mechanics in it in year 6 of its development. G0RF fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 3, 2018 |
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Yep, called it. Let it be known etc etc. Adding vehicles means vehicle dropships, troop transports, anti-tank gunships, and a whole load of new poo poo to sell.
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gently caress you’re right about Ship Shape man, it’s really something else to have a labyrinth of flowcharts to explain why the hundreds of dollars only gets you a JPEG
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G0RF posted:Speaking of turbo-schlepping, here's Lando pitching the Hercules Starlifter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_C-130_Hercules https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_C-141_Starlifter Its so nice they archered the name twice.
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I'm waiting on piloting on of these: Imagine all the exciting co-op gameplay that would come from me and my buddies. "Ok now move me just a teensy bit to the left. Now to the right Back to the left. PERFECT. Even better if it's one of their subsumption NPC's cargo lifting me from spot to spot. I can't wait to be airdropped 2 centimeters out of the border of B'tak's plot of land
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G0RF posted:
I yearn for the times where they had someone competent make little commercials for their wares. Nowadays we get about a dozen of still images and a bunch of people who should not be in front of a camera in front of a camera half-assedly speaking about how cool a lame cargo transport is. G0RF posted:
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Maybe Crobber is getting ready for the Discovery process by cruching on the shredder with Ortwin.
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trucutru posted:I yearn for the times where they had someone competent make little commercials for their wares. Nowadays we get about a dozen of still images and a bunch of people who should not be in front of a camera in front of a camera half-assedly speaking about how cool a lame cargo transport is. You forgot one thing. RAMPS! Their second greatest enemy.
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trucutru posted:Why would you bring 200 people to a battlefield when a) those 200 people own at least 200 ships and b) 200 ships are more effective than 200 people in pretty much any circumstance. I like the idea of "bringing people to the battlefield" in general. "We can't fight in our space ships in this space game, commando! Never mind that we have complete atmospheric and orbital control, not to mention interstellar supply lanes! The battlefield is down there!" It's almost as if CIG needed money so they decided to tell people there'd also be a ground vehicular combat and territory control game so they could open up entirely new lines of idiot income to steal.
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G0RF posted:A surprise theory crafting contest is underway for members of the CitizenTour $350 dinner & booze get together. The best role play fiction about Crusader will win a ship. 2016 is when it became really noticeable but I think crobbler officially lost the plot during the 6 weeks he went to Imaginerium for 6 months. Before that time frame there seemed to be at least acknowledgement of reality and token steps towards improving quality of life of core mechanics like flight but Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall while crobear was playing bigshot director. Since his return, :cig: has been in in defense mode with increasingly dishonest actions to keep the spice flowing.
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Peter.Quint posted:If you could get Skadden to make one aspect of their discovery public what would it be? Comedy answer: the AMD letter Serious answer: Where all the money has gone
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