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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
More reportera should just say, "gently caress IT" and start up more beef to get better ratings in this reality show ring

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

If Cohen delivered Trump to Mueller, could Cohen deal mean he does not serve any jail time?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

old beast lunatic posted:

god drat it would be fun to watch conehead nixontat burn.

That would mean there would be one available hot Cuban with huge tits, small waist, shaved pussy with giant clit, and big floppy pussy lips.

Well, I guess she was available anyway.

If you have a huge black cock.

Hygiene and attitude count.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/DeplorableChoir/status/991864801201704963?s=20

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
i realize now that trump doesn't shave because he can't grow a beard

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


Is there a term in the same vein as "Uncle Tom" but for women?

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


Can’t bust the krust

soscannonballs
Dec 6, 2007

Bath Tubs posted:

Is there a term in the same vein as "Uncle Tom" but for women?

Aunt Coulter

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


old beast lunatic posted:

god drat it would be fun to watch conehead nixontat burn.

every time roger stone is mentioned i am constitutionally required to state that not only does he have a nixon tattoo, he owns a loving nixon bong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJqYyAJ_Yc

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/992122442587017216?s=19

Barudak
May 7, 2007


I havent worked in a retail capacity for more than a decade and this woman still triggers a visceral fear response based on her appearance

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

World War Mammories posted:

every time roger stone is mentioned i am constitutionally required to state that not only does he have a nixon tattoo, he owns a loving nixon bong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJqYyAJ_Yc
I'm reminded of Goth Ms Frizzle brilliantly dragging him for 80 tweets over his inauguration outfit: http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/03/roger-stone-inauguration-outfit-twitter-roast-is-hilarious.html

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Nobody can be a scout.


The bigger problem is they should have replaced boy with another word like:

American scouts
Nature scouts.
Might Morphin power scout.
Super scout 64.

Anything would have been funnier.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I really want the phone call that the FBI intercepted between Trump and Cohen to include Trump demanding Cohen throw all his computers in the same acid bath they dispose prostitutes in.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Random Stranger posted:

I really want the phone call that the FBI intercepted between Trump and Cohen to include Trump demanding Cohen throw all his computers in the same acid bath they dispose prostitutes in.
"Destroy all the records, LIKE A DOG!"

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Random Stranger posted:

I really want the phone call that the FBI intercepted between Trump and Cohen to include Trump demanding Cohen throw all his computers in the same acid bath they dispose prostitutes in.

That bleachy stuff that Crooked H used - get summa that, Coco!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Nocheez posted:

"Destroy all the records, LIKE A DOG!"

"Yes sir, do you have the Huckabees' phone number by chance?"

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

:stare:

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

redgubbinz posted:

"Yes sir, do you have the Huckabees' phone number by chance?"

My balls, they are gone forever.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Nocheez posted:

My balls, they are gone forever.

But how will you pee?

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Zil posted:

But how will you pee?

Where we're going, we won't need balls to pee

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Even my very chud Aunt in Canada is totally cool with change because she was a troop leader over there and they have fully integrated scouts

It was the first cordial conversation we had in awhile

This is all so loving stupid

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

redgubbinz posted:

Where we're going, we won't need balls to pee
doc that's heavy. we

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Leon Einstein posted:

My right wing uncle got pissed at me when I suggested that the tea partiers were the more extreme side of the right. Apparently in his mind they were totally middle of the road. I just don't understand these boomers and how they got so broke brained.

Who does he think is more right than tea partiers? I mean you've got literal nazis sure but anybody in between? The left?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


redgubbinz posted:

Where we're going, we won't need balls to pee

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Attacking a fellow appointee to trigger the libs

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Jaysus.
A polonium poisoning here would be a loving facelift for him.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

redgubbinz posted:

Where we're going, we won't need balls to pee

:golfclap:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Bath Tubs posted:

Is there a term in the same vein as "Uncle Tom" but for women?

Aunt Lydia

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RagingGayCons/status/992103136142745606?s=20

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

I can't stop laughing at how stupid Rudy is. It's like he's trying to out smoothbrain our smoothbrained President or die trying

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
If trump is too senile to realize Rudy is accelerating all of this for personal reasons then hmbol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I wonder if melania first learned that don paid the pornstar first last night like the she hulk

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

this is the stuff

https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/992120576876654593?s=20

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
hahahahahaahahahahahahaha









people actually voted for trump.................................... on purpose




lmao

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

i realize now that trump doesn't shave because he can't grow a beard

yeah its a tossup between hormone treatments for his hair and the beard follicles being drowned in spraytan

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

i realize now that trump doesn't shave because he can't grow a beard

Don't be so harsh, it looks like there's a small patch of stubble just under his nose...

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

oh boy

https://twitter.com/TheBeatWithAri/status/992135001247571968?s=20

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