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Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

gonadic io posted:

Who does he think is more right than tea partiers? I mean you've got literal nazis sure but anybody in between? The left?
please only refer to them as teabaggers, don't legitimize them

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Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK

OMG OMG OMG OMG :allears:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


I know nothing about how this stuff works, but that seems like quite a lot.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

"You are stupid" is not on the list.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Remember when mueller was just going after manafort and a bunch of other tertiary members of the campaign

and then the fat retard pathological liar of a president just kept braying for years about how innocent he was and bad the fbi was

and now they're laser focused on him for some reason

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

nickhimself posted:

hahahahahaahahahahahahaha









people actually voted for trump.................................... on purpose




lmao

Many such cases!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/michaelavenatti/status/992068739448410114?s=21
https://twitter.com/cnn/status/992059158542372869?s=21
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/992110053376299009?s=21
https://twitter.com/jelvisweinstein/status/992110572853313536?s=21

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

uh oh

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/992089501911564291?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
Donald Trump.

Not just some typical politician that opposing parties will complain about for four years after every election -

But Donald gently caressing Trump.

The guy with a dumb reality tv show, who also had his name brand of steaks sold at a massage chair store.


Is the President of The United States of America.


Lol.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

35 people in the trump circle begin to swear profusely. I like how it’s openly done in court records.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Burt Sexual posted:

35 people in the trump circle begin to swear profusely. I like how it’s openly done in court records.

please failsons please failsons please failsons :pray:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Oh if this is true gently caress yes :getin:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


what does a blank subpoena mean?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I know we are focusing on a lot right now but why would a multi-billionaire need to borrow $135k from his attorney who had to take a loan out on his house to come up with it and then pay him back for the loan over a period of months?

What are the plausible explanations of that besides structuring or Trump was short on cash? Melania balanced the checkbook and he was afraid to worry her with such a large legal bill?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


HenryJLittlefinger posted:

what does a blank subpoena mean?

It means Meuller can write whoever's name on it and they have to show up in court and testify(like a dog)

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

what does a blank subpoena mean?

It's when Trump got a vasectomy.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


lol the loving replies to this tweet...

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Powershift posted:

It means Meuller can write whoever's name on it and they have to show up in court and testify(like a dog)

oh I see, a blank check for righteously loving someone

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

i realize now that trump doesn't shave because he can't grow a beard

He's lucky, he'd probably have to have that thing waxed if it grew hair. Full Brazilian I imagine.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

what does a blank subpoena mean?

Ianal but

*I think they sequentially number these for tracking in court so they have to be court issued
*They probably take a bit to get
*Mueller wants to prefill them for rapid fire submission
*Lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Don Jr and Ivanka apparently did a lot of collaboration with Cohen on Trump development deals. Really hoping they get snagged up in this soon.

Imagine they levels of :chaostrump: if they go after Ivanka

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


Yup. Was talking to my friend earlier & worked through in re: Cohen search warrants.

Kicker is- it is possible Trump ordered Cohen to destroy evidence.

Avenatti sure seems well-informed. Anyone suppose why that is?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Ianal but

*I think they sequentially number these for tracking in court so they have to be court issued
*They probably take a bit to get
*Mueller wants to prefill them for rapid fire submission
*Lol

Also a great scare tactic.

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend

Kumo posted:

Avenatti sure seems well-informed. Anyone suppose why that is?

I don't know that but as a side note it kills me that the porn star (not that there's anything wrong with that) has a proper smart lawyer who has done real big cases (afaik) and the president has a third-grade idiot who needs someone possibly even dumber to represent him because he keeps loving up.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Burt Sexual posted:

Ianal but

*I think they sequentially number these for tracking in court so they have to be court issued
*They probably take a bit to get
*Mueller wants to prefill them for rapid fire submission
*Lol

Mueller only needs 6 of them, but enjoys watching people squirm.

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007


How do I delete this post?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/992040650857119744

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Did they ever find Cohen's disappeared lawyer?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Do you think they will ever find Cohen's corpse after next week?

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

:perfect:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Something stirs...

https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/992093392485007360

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

fishing with the fam posted:

Mueller only needs 6 of them, but enjoys watching people squirm.

Is there any penalty for not using blanks that are issued? Is it just a matter of choosing a number high enough to make anyone who has stank on them poo poo their pants vs. a number too high to make a judge go, "WTF?"

If it's a balance between making anyone who knows something poo poo themselves and not pissing off a judge the 70/35 number seems impressive.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Fabulousity posted:

Is there any penalty for not using blanks that are issued? Is it just a matter of choosing a number high enough to make anyone who has stank on them poo poo their pants vs. a number too high to make a judge go, "WTF?"

If it's a balance between making anyone who knows something poo poo themselves and not pissing off a judge the 70/35 number seems impressive.

Some one check how many employees are in the white house, Trump Inc, Cohen's law firm, Guiliani's law firm, Jared's company, as I bet you all 70 are for some one company.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I have a friend at work who insists that nothing matters and Trump will be president for two full terms. I lol at him frequently these days.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I have a friend at work who insists that nothing matters and Trump will be president for two full terms. I lol at him frequently these days.
He's at least half right.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Lol, I thought you have that already. The more you know.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I have a friend at work who insists that nothing matters and Trump will be president for two full terms. I lol at him frequently these days.

Ask him if a prison term is one of them.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I have a friend at work who insists that nothing matters and Trump will be president for two full terms. I lol at him frequently these days.


If he can be blocked from appointing judges and doing other supid poo poo, and we can help people ride out his presidency, your friend should be more afraid of trump making it to the end of the first because of how much everybody else is being ruined by him.

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Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

I hope someday that things matter again and my balls come back

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