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Why do so many bad 80s movies look like they're peak 80's?
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Heads up: Enzo G. Castellari directed The Last Shark and Escape From the Bronx (aka Escape 2000). Should be a good time.
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Apr 12, 2018 16:50
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That is 1985 alright. I like how the trailer just keeps going.
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Apr 12, 2018 17:14
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Godmonster of Indian Flats sure is a movie
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Apr 13, 2018 12:11
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This week's release Dark Future looks pretty amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOBj0DOALPo
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Apr 14, 2018 00:20
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Evil Mastermind posted:This week's release Dark Future looks pretty amazing. It's another Greydon Clark movie! It's going to be great.
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Apr 14, 2018 01:30
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Please let us know how it is.
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Apr 14, 2018 08:44
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This may be the least sensical movie I've seen in a while. So it's the future, where something happened and androids took over and have enslaved humans in some sort of theme park where they can gently caress humans. They keep people in historical-themed areas, with such evocative settings as Either Flapper 20's Or Western, India, and the ever-popular Flaming Barrels In Trash-Strewn Alleys. So many flaming barrels... Anyway a baby is born for the first time in a long time apparently even though most of the humans are in their mid-30s to early 40s. Except for all the guys who look like Dads. Also this movie was made in 1994 somehow. e: also there are wizard-looking guys for some reason now? e2: At least 80% of this woman's lines are variations on "Give me back my baby!" Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Apr 14, 2018 |
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Apr 14, 2018 16:59
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I know there have to have been training films made for lawyers, but I'm not sure how to find any. Much less one that they could riff. Does anyone have any ideas? Or does anyone want to see them do shorts for other fields they havent covered yet?
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Apr 14, 2018 22:43
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Double posting, but I was looking thru old shorts and the dad in this short is peak 1950's. From reading to the kids while smoking his pipe to reminiscing about his childhood while smoking his pipe, to praising industrial agriculture while smoking his pipe. If Rifftrax ever needed a model for stereotypical 50's dad he would be it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKGHwRwpxzQ
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Apr 16, 2018 01:16
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Backerkits emails are out so if you pledged to the latest Kickstarter you'll get some of the digital rewards. Like the shorts or any store credit.
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Apr 19, 2018 22:38
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I'm a bit unclear in how to use that site. It says I have the $10 credit for the digital shorts, but there doesn't seem to be a way to claim them on there. Is that coming separately? (If so, then why say I have $10 in credit on this store?)
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Apr 20, 2018 14:31
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IUG posted:I'm a bit unclear in how to use that site. It says I have the $10 credit for the digital shorts, but there doesn't seem to be a way to claim them on there. Is that coming separately? (If so, then why say I have $10 in credit on this store?) Did you do the survey in the email that you received? Once I did that, it redeemed the credit and gave me the downloads.
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Apr 20, 2018 15:08
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 NEW RIFFFairy King of Ar https://www.rifftrax.com/fairy-king-of-ar quote:Fairy King of Ar is a delightful journey into the magical land of fairies. It starts with Grandma dropping dead and dad contracting emphysema. And once you get a look at the fairy “special effects”, we think you’ll agree it gets even more depressing from there.
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Apr 20, 2018 19:41
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Oh God not another Paul Matthews movie.
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Apr 21, 2018 02:54
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Malcom McDowell sure would do your movie for 3 hots and a cot back then wouldn't he?
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Apr 23, 2018 04:05
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Remember when Lowtax said he was going to do another RiffTrax?!?!?
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Apr 23, 2018 17:06
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Billy Gnosis posted:Malcom McDowell sure would do your movie for 3 hots and a cot back then wouldn't he? "Back then?" 
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Apr 23, 2018 17:27
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Did they film trolls 4 just to give Lowtax the work? Spoiler alert, it refers back to trolls 3 thru flashbacks and story development, but there was never a trolls 3.
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Apr 23, 2018 17:30
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Timby posted:"Back then?" I couldn't remember if he was still alive and decided to hedge my bets
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Apr 23, 2018 21:04
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https://twitter.com/somethingawful/status/988557688761192448
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Apr 24, 2018 21:55
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Lowtax gave a clue about the movie in another thread. An Italian movie with a boat. I'm putting my money on it Rifftrax's first animated feature. Titanic: The Legend Goes On. Who couldn't love a cast of characters that includes "a family of Yiddish mice, some geese, a dog named Fritz, a magpie named Hector, and a band of Mexican mice." Edit: The Yiddish family wouldn't include Fievel, he made the trip over in 1885. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Apr 25, 2018 |
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Apr 25, 2018 04:17
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RandomPauI posted:Lowtax gave a clue about the movie in another thread. An Italian movie with a boat. I'm putting my money on it Rifftrax's first animated feature. Titanic: The Legend Goes On. So what you're trying to say is... it's party time?
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Apr 25, 2018 16:01
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RandomPauI posted:Lowtax gave a clue about the movie in another thread. An Italian movie with a boat. I'm putting my money on it Rifftrax's first animated feature. Titanic: The Legend Goes On. He posted a bunch of live-action screenshots from whatever it is on his Twitter.
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Apr 25, 2018 16:06
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He's doing Creatures From the Abyss, also known as Plankton, from 1994.
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Apr 25, 2018 17:17
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Here's the tweet thread https://twitter.com/somethingawful/status/988637594929061888?s=19
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Apr 25, 2018 17:21
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I really want them to riff "The Last Stand". An Italian rip-off of Rambo about a football team traveling to a island/tropical nation to rescue the daughter of a diplomate falsely held on drug charges. Ernest Borgnine rounds out the cast as the coach. A review is here http://monsterhuntermoviereviews.com/2016/02/07/the-last-match-1991/ The movie is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA5gdep1axc
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Apr 25, 2018 18:16
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RandomPauI posted:I really want them to riff "The Last Stand". An Italian rip-off of Rambo about a football team traveling to a island/tropical nation to rescue the daughter of a diplomate falsely held on drug charges. Ernest Borgnine rounds out the cast as the coach. Oh my God, that cast: Ernest Borgnine, Charles Napier, Henry Silva and Martin Balsam.
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Apr 25, 2018 19:05
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Oh my God, that cast: Ernest Borgnine, Charles Napier, Henry Silva and Martin Balsam. Now that is one hell of a loving cast.
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Apr 25, 2018 19:40
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RandomPauI posted:I really want them to riff "The Last Stand". An Italian rip-off of Rambo about a football team traveling to a island/tropical nation to rescue the daughter of a diplomate falsely held on drug charges. Ernest Borgnine rounds out the cast as the coach. It's worth seeing unriffed too.
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Apr 25, 2018 20:26
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quote:No, the moment that no one but Fabrizio De Angelis would have the guts to put in his football-players-invade-foreign-country movie was when the punter opened a duffel bag, took out a football that had been split open, dumped a grenade inside of it and then proceeded to punt the ball into a helicopter causing it to explode! ok holy poo poo this movie sounds amazing
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Apr 25, 2018 20:39
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Canned Panda posted:He's doing Creatures From the Abyss, also known as Plankton, from 1994. I forgot the trailer. https://youtu.be/iTqFWHyZ2mE
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Apr 26, 2018 00:17
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Watching Fun in Balloonland and I think I'm stroking out or something holy poo poo what is this utterly insane "movie"???? E: thank you for recommending this, I'll be billing you for my upcoming therapy E2: I'm loving dying here the loving parade in the middle of the film what the hell Olanphonia fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Apr 28, 2018 |
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Apr 28, 2018 01:13
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I look forward to a trip report on Junior Prom.
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Apr 28, 2018 02:45
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I'm pretty sure I died halfway through Fun in Balloonland and just hallucinated the entire second half of that movie/all reality afterwards, because that's way more believable than it being a real thing that a human person made and distributed on purpose. Sorry about the state of the world, everyone. It's my balloon-addled death brain's fault.
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Apr 28, 2018 04:33
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Olanphonia posted:Watching Fun in Balloonland and I think I'm stroking out or something holy poo poo what is this utterly insane "movie"???? Yay, yay!
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Apr 28, 2018 05:22
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It's a cat!Jet Jaguar posted:I panicked!
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Apr 28, 2018 05:50
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RandomPauI posted:I look forward to a trip report on Junior Prom. I particularly loved Bridget and Mary Jo's growing exasperation to the soda jerk's repeated attempts at verbal schtick. Mary Jo: Ugh, I going to get a Fresca. Bridget: Mary Jo, you can't just get up and leave... Mary Jo: (distant) Watch me!
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Apr 30, 2018 13:31
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A curious tidbit about Attack of the Puppet People: it's a movie that helped to catch the Watergate burglars. https://www.washingtonian.com/2012/06/20/the-bartenders-tale-how-the-watergate-burglars-got-caught/ quote:Across the street in the Howard Johnson’s Motor Lodge, a “spotter” for the burglars, Alfred C. Baldwin III, was glued to the TV watching a horror movie, Attack of the Puppet People, on Channel 20—oblivious to the situation developing across the street. Baldwin was holed up in a disheveled seventh-floor room with a window facing the Watergate.
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It's May the 4th, so you should know exactly what movie RiffTrax just riffed.
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