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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

StashAugustine posted:

i mean before i remembered what thread this was i thought it was the us

Nah. We're embarrassed of our poor and do passive aggressive poo poo or send in the cops to clear them out. A couple chuds wouldn't push around poor people using beach showers to clean themselves, they'd call the cops.

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

oh okay yeah, americans are cowards

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io1roafJU0M

quote:

After Natalie Portman pulled out of an award ceremony in Israel, right-wing activist Rabbi Shmuley Boteach bought a full-page New York Times ad to attack the actress. Journalist Max Blumenthal details how billionaire Sheldon Adelson bankrolls Shmuley's World Values Network and conservative activism.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
at least china gives lip service to fairness for all citizens

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Rabbi Shmuley Boteach is a /pol troll persona. that's not your name. nobody's named that. dont give me that fakeass name "Shmuley Boteach" whats your real name you antisemetic fucker

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
if Shmuley Boteach--again, not a real name, no way--is upset about that, he's gonna go apeshit when he finds out the chinese market is the only reason the studio model in hollywood is remotely solvent even with hollywood accounting.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Willie Tomg posted:

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach is a /pol troll persona. that's not your name. nobody's named that. dont give me that fakeass name "Shmuley Boteach" whats your real name you antisemetic fucker

not only is he real, he was Michael Jackson's close friend and spiritual advisor

he ran for Congress in 2012, and has written at least four books about kosher sex

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Main Paineframe posted:

not only is he real, he was Michael Jackson's close friend and spiritual advisor

he ran for Congress in 2012, and has written at least four books about kosher sex

im sure there's a legal persona named "Shmuley Boteach" but at the same time Keanu Reeves had to choose between Keanu Reeves and Chuck Spadina, y'know?

nobody literally does business under the name "Shmuley Boteach" unless they're activating a particular set of attitudes, y'know? especially not in hollywood.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Main Paineframe posted:

not only is he real, he was Michael Jackson's close friend and spiritual advisor

he ran for Congress in 2012, and has written at least four books about kosher sex

Rabbi Shmuley was also best friend & spiritual mentor to Cory Booker, and they only had a falling out because Booker backed Obama's Iran deal.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Percelus posted:

goddamn those street interviews finkelstein wasn't kidding when he said israel is mean country

israelis are some of the shittiest people on earth. absolute assholes.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Darkman Fanpage posted:

israelis are some of the shittiest people on earth. absolute assholes.

This but with Israelis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Darkman Fanpage posted:

israelis are some of the shittiest people on earth. absolute assholes.


It was this picture that made me realize just how empty Israel's soul is. It was during OPERATION PROTECTIVE EDGE where they shot so many artillery shells into the Gaza Strip they had to call us to get more.
But like... look at that. It's dug in. It's a mobile, armoured artillery platform that's dug in while shelling a tiny city that no one can leave. They're not just sick, they're deluded; what the gently caress is gonna shoot back? They're in NO danger whatsoever, yet they're pretending they are. Digging in like there's artillery platforms on the other side getting ready to fire back, rather than some kids with piss rockets.

It's a genuinely evil country.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




nother couple dozen people wounded with live fire today, nyt goes with "high winds prevent gazans from attacking israel with kites"

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gaza:

Area
• Total
365 km2 (141 sq mi)[2]

Population
• End 2015 estimate
1.85 million[3]

• Density
5,046/km2 (13,069.1/sq mi)

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The territory is 41 kilometers (25 mi) long, and from 6 to 12 kilometers (3.7 to 7.5 mi) wide, with a total area of 365 square kilometers (141 sq mi).[15]

[16] With around 1.85 million Palestinians[3] on some 362 square kilometers, Gaza ranks as the 3rd most densely populated polity in the world.[17][18]
An extensive Israeli buffer zone within the Strip renders much land off-limits to Gaza's Palestinians.[19] Gaza has an annual population growth rate of 2.91% (2014 est.), the 13th highest in the world, and is often referred to as overcrowded.[16][20] The population is expected to increase to 2.1 million in 2020. By that time, Gaza may be rendered unliveable, if present trends continue.[21] Due to the Israeli and Egyptian border closures and the Israeli sea and air blockade, the population is not free to leave or enter the Gaza Strip, nor allowed to freely import or export goods


third paragraph of the wiki

Reicere
Nov 5, 2009

Not sooo looouuud!!!

paul_soccer10 posted:

The territory is 41 kilometers (25 mi) long, and from 6 to 12 kilometers (3.7 to 7.5 mi) wide, with a total area of 365 square kilometers (141 sq mi).[15]
I wonder if this accounts for the isreali buffer inside gaza... iirc thats like 1/3 of gaza's total area.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLmG9QSlxQQ

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Reicere posted:

I wonder if this accounts for the isreali buffer inside gaza... iirc thats like 1/3 of gaza's total area.

yeah it includes that area
An extensive Israeli buffer zone within the Strip renders much land off-limits to Gaza's Palestinians.[19]

so 2 million people have significantly less land than that to live on

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Willie Tomg posted:

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach is a /pol troll persona. that's not your name. nobody's named that. dont give me that fakeass name "Shmuley Boteach" whats your real name you antisemetic fucker

:chloe:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

it does seem a bit on the nose

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

It's cool that Shmuley is such a hack fraud that you're rabbinically forbidden from taking him seriously.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

paul_soccer10 you are a scholar and a gentleman i'm sorry your gbs thread isn't going so well because of the neoliberals

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
Israel claims that iranian forces in Syria fired missiles at Israeli soil yesterday. Iran denies it, Syria says that Iran had no involvement in the attack, and Russia is noncommittal

idk whether it's true or not. on the one hand, it makes sense for Iran to retaliate since Israel's been bombing them for weeks, and their hopes of friendly relations with the West have mostly been scuttled by Bibi. on the other hand, Israel is claiming the supposed Iranian attack had a 100% failure rate, with 20% of the missiles being shot down by Israel's pissrocket interception system and the other 80% just plain missing and landing on Syrian soil. and I always got the impression the Iranian military was more competent than that. also, the attack exactly matches what the IDF has been publicly predicting and warning about for days

well, regardless of all that, Israel conducted more than 50 airstrikes in retaliation, bombing the hell out of Syria, and is calling together the security agencies to talk about further action. also, on what I'm sure is a completely unrelated note, Likud's popularity has abruptly skyrocketed to its highest point in a decade, and there's already calls for the corruption case against Netanyahu to be suspended so that brave Bibi isn't distracted by spurious allegations in this time of security crisis

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


false flag by crisis actors

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Percelus posted:

paul_soccer10 you are a scholar and a gentleman i'm sorry your gbs thread isn't going so well because of the neoliberals

it got in like 2 hours as many posts as this one got in 4 years

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Main Paineframe posted:

also, on what I'm sure is a completely unrelated note, Likud's popularity has abruptly skyrocketed to its highest point in a decade, and there's already calls for the corruption case against Netanyahu to be suspended so that brave Bibi isn't distracted by spurious allegations in this time of security crisis

oh thats a nice unexpected benefit!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/DudeSlater/status/994310379198189569

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Main Paineframe posted:

Likud's popularity has abruptly skyrocketed to its highest point in a decade, and there's already calls for the corruption case against Netanyahu to be suspended so that brave Bibi isn't distracted by spurious allegations in this time of security crisis

Israelis are a bunch of rubes.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/PhilstarNews/status/994575338804920322?s=19


quote:

Israel has confirmed that the recent capture of a scientist from Hamas is part of a larger trend of the group’s effort to establish its presence in other regions including the Philippines.

According to Ned Bashard, the deputy head of the counterterrorism department of the strategic affairs division of Israel’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Hamas has been trying to get better warheads and improve its weapons development capability to harm Israel even more.

“It’s a trend. We’ve heard from the news that a scientist from Hamas was killed in Malaysia. Hamas has been constantly trying to get better warheads for more distance to harm Israel even more,” Bashard said during an interview with a handful of reporters in Manila.

Philstar.com is still verifying this information with local authorities.

Hamas, which according to Bashard currently has over 10,000 rockets and threatens half of Israel’s population, is designated by the US and the Jewish state as a terrorist organization.


:rolleyes:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

just. like. isis.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

paul_soccer10 posted:

just. like. isis.

Could this be a end run to say hamas is working with jamah islamiyah who worked with al qaeda, making hamas actually al qaeda and therefore a legal target via the AUMF?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
idk

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Byolante posted:

Could this be a end run to say hamas is working with jamah islamiyah who worked with al qaeda, making hamas actually al qaeda and therefore a legal target via the AUMF?

lol

like any actual justification is needed to bomb poo poo in the ME

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

paul_soccer10 posted:

just. like. isis.

If they were just like ISIS they'd be getting help from Israel.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Byolante posted:

Could this be a end run to say hamas is working with jamah islamiyah who worked with al qaeda, making hamas actually al qaeda and therefore a legal target via the AUMF?

probably not. Israel doesn't need US help to bomb Gaza

i'd imagine it involves drawing attention away from the Gaza massacres by pointing at TERROR SCIENTISTS halfway across the globe, reinforcing Israel-Phillippines relations, encouraging the Phillippines to buy more Israeli missiles, and pushing other countries to crack down on their pro-Palestine movements because of HAMAS INFILTRATORS

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Main Paineframe posted:

probably not. Israel doesn't need US help to bomb Gaza

i'd imagine it involves drawing attention away from the Gaza massacres by pointing at TERROR SCIENTISTS halfway across the globe, reinforcing Israel-Phillippines relations, encouraging the Phillippines to buy more Israeli missiles, and pushing other countries to crack down on their pro-Palestine movements because of HAMAS INFILTRATORS

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/987087/navy-missile-system-defense-dnd-launcher-weapon-system-israel



https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-israeli-missiles-philippine-navy-takes-step-toward-modernization/

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
it's been discovered that the current US ambassador to Israel was involved in donating $12k to a terrorist group that is on the official government list of illegal terrorist organizations due to its extreme, violent anti-Arabism

https://www.jta.org/2018/05/11/news-opinion/united-states/charity-headed-david-friedman-us-envoy-israel-gave-money-former-terrorist-group

quote:

David Friedman, the U.S. ambassador to Israel, was president of a non-profit that donated money to a far-right Jewish group designated as a terrorist organization by the U.S. State Department.

American Friends of Bet El Yeshiva Center donated 48,000 shekels — about $12,000 — to Qomemiyut in 2013, when Friedman was president of the non-profit, according to a report by the Democratic Bloc, an Israeli NGO that tracks funding for right-wing groups.

The State Department has since 1997 designated Kach as a terrorist group. The most recent State Department list, for 2016, includes “Qomemiyut Movement”, the group’s current name, as an alias for Kahane Chai, an offshoot of Kach. It was similarly listed in 2013, when Friedman’s group made the donation, and a State Department list as early as 1999 includes Qomemiyut..

Qomemiyut in its current iteration was established in 2006, a year after Israel’s government evacuated settlements from the Gaza Strip, to prevent any further evacuations of settlements. Its current CEO, Mussa Cohen, on Friday told JTA that the group is the same group that in the 1990s was affiliated with the Kach movement, founded by the extremist rabbi, Meir Kahane.

The Canadian government in 2016 listed Qomemiyut Movement as a terrorist entity. Mussa Cohen last year told Arutz Sheva, an Israeli news outlet, that he would seek the movement’s removal from the list.

...

Qomemiyut translates as “sovereignty,” but also shares a root in Hebrew with the word “uprising.” Its officers are a who’s who of Israel’s hard right, including Knesset member Betzalel Smotrich, a member of the extreme faction of the Jewish Home Party, and Dov Lior, the former rabbi of Kiryat Arba who has repeatedly been accused of incitement. In 2014, Lior said Jewish law allows for the destruction of the Gaza Strip.

On its Facebook page, Qomemiyut describes its mission as the “strengthening and instilling of the values of the righteousness of the Jewish renewal and preventing the expulsion of the Jews from Judea, Samaria and the Golan Heights.” It has protested on behalf of Israeli Jews accused of incitement and has called on Jewish landlords not to rent to Arabs.

The Democratic Bloc was established recently as part of a counteroffensive by liberal and left-wing NGOs in Israel. There have long been NGOs in Israel that track and report funding sources for left-wing groups.

In 1994, using regulations that previously had been used only against Palestinians, the Israeli government banned the Kach and Kahane Chai political parties for their fiercely anti-Arab rhetoric. Both owed their ideology to the U.S.-born Kahane, who was assassinated in New York in 1990.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Frances Mangosteen.



i'll see myself out

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Atlantic posted:

TEL AVIV—While predictions of doom in Israeli-Palestinian relations tend to come easy, the worst doesn’t always come to pass. But thanks to a pair of major upcoming anniversaries, the vagaries of the Jewish and Muslim calendars, and the whimsy of President Donald Trump, the coming week could be different. The confluence of numerous events set to take place over a few days in May has felt, as it approaches, like a perfect storm gathering.

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/05/israel-jerusalem-embassy-syria-iran/560093/
poo poo getting real starting tomorrow? :thunk:

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Israelis are a bunch of rubes.

bibi keeps the rockets flying on time

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