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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Dunno, Merkel seems at least to have her head in the game.

# ? May 5, 2018 16:10

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# ? May 23, 2024 06:46

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who's a good head of state or government?

# ? May 5, 2018 16:35

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who's a good head of state or government?

Carles Puigdemont, lol

# ? May 5, 2018 17:12

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Krankenstyle posted:

Carles Puigdemont, lol

The one who bravely ran away to Belgium? Good stuff.

# ? May 5, 2018 17:18

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who's a good head of state or government?

Any that isn't attached to a neck

# ? May 5, 2018 17:34

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who's a good head of state or government?

Angela Merkel has yet to have a sex scandal.

Hold on to your pants

# ? May 5, 2018 18:04

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

syscall girl posted:

Angela Merkel has yet to have a sex scandal.

Hold on to your pants

Not for lack of trying. :smith:

# ? May 5, 2018 18:07

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

e: guess it was fake news after all

# ? May 5, 2018 18:15

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who's a good head of state or government?

Well I like Varadkar but he's probably too right-wing for Something Awful. :shrug:

# ? May 5, 2018 18:21

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Wheat Loaf posted:

Well I like Varadkar but he's probably too right-wing for Something Awful.

Dude really, really hates poor people.

# ? May 5, 2018 19:47

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

i heard the guy who killed hitler was in charge of a state, whats he up to these days?

# ? May 5, 2018 21:35

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who's a good head of state or government?

Samuringa posted:

Any that isn't attached to a neck

Also works.

# ? May 5, 2018 21:50

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who's a good head of state or government?

# ? May 5, 2018 22:11

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Former DILF posted:

i heard the guy who killed hitler was in charge of a state, whats he up to these days?

I think it was interesting because he was all like "Russians are scary"

please burn my corpse in the street, meister SS

lol if you worry about what the red squad wants to do with your dead body

idiot

# ? May 5, 2018 22:24

Burkion: May 10, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Former DILF posted:

i heard the guy who killed hitler was in charge of a state, whats he up to these days?

What's weird is that his career suddenly drops off after that high point

No one's really sure what's up with it, you'd think that'd give him a lot of room to move forward after

# ? May 5, 2018 22:58

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Absurd Alhazred posted:

For cave and nudist buffs, Howe Caverns has an event for you

'It's low-key, classy event; privacy will be strictly enforced'

I think this sounds neat! Then again I live in a nudist community so any excuse to not have to wear clothes out is a welcome one. 😊

# ? May 5, 2018 23:02

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

theres a lot of lovely boring caves that dont have any stalagtites/mites, no cave paintings, no weird underground streams or piles of bones

which type is howe?

# ? May 5, 2018 23:06

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/992884158539198466

# ? May 5, 2018 23:11

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Gynocentric Regime posted:

I think this sounds neat! Then again I live in a nudist community so any excuse to not have to wear clothes out is a welcome one. 😊

Hey now that is interesting. Are you in the US or somewhere more nude-friendly?

# ? May 5, 2018 23:14

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Samuringa posted:

Any that isn't attached to a neck

# ? May 5, 2018 23:49

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Gynocentric Regime posted:

I think this sounds neat! Then again I live in a nudist community so any excuse to not have to wear clothes out is a welcome one. 😊

SA really has everyone.

# ? May 6, 2018 03:45

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Scathach posted:

Hey now that is interesting. Are you in the US or somewhere more nude-friendly?

The U.S., Florida specifically where we have more permanent nudist communities than anywhere else in the country. 😊

# ? May 6, 2018 03:46

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Gynocentric Regime posted:

The U.S., Florida specifically where we have more permanent nudist communities than anywhere else in the country. 😊

That's cool. Last year I learned that nudity is perfectly legal in WA as long as you aren't doing anything lude.

# ? May 6, 2018 04:08

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/992501679739240448

# ? May 6, 2018 13:49

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

You can�t post The Onion he... wait a minute.

# ? May 6, 2018 15:39

Farmdizzle: May 26, 2009; Hagel satan; Grimey Drawer

Scathach posted:

That's cool. Last year I learned that nudity is perfectly legal in WA as long as you aren't doing anything lude.

For very broad possible definitions of lewd.

Walking down 3rd Ave in Seattle on a Wednesday morning with your junk in the breeze? Probably gonna get a talking-to by the man.

Naked on a bicycle in a parade in Fremont on a Saturday? This is expected and encouraged, just don't get anything caught in the chain!

# ? May 6, 2018 16:59

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Farmdizzle posted:

For very broad possible definitions of lewd.

Walking down 3rd Ave in Seattle on a Wednesday morning with your junk in the breeze? Probably gonna get a talking-to by the man.

Naked on a bicycle in a parade in Fremont on a Saturday? This is expected and encouraged, just don't get anything caught in the chain!

Mods, rename me "junk caught in blockchain"

# ? May 6, 2018 17:07

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Mods, rename me "junk caught in blockchain"

Already happened in the grimmest possible way.

# ? May 6, 2018 17:17

PurdWerfect: Aug 29, 2000

Scathach posted:

That's cool. Last year I learned that nudity is perfectly legal in WA as long as you aren't doing anything lude.

It's been awhile, but from what I remember I never wanted to do anything on ludes.

# ? May 6, 2018 17:20

Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

get that OUT of my face posted:

Jurors sick of hearing about prison guard’s huge, stinky penis

If nobody else is going to...

Masterful username/post combo right here.

# ? May 6, 2018 17:53

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

My god my spelling is poo poo. Also please don't get anything caught in a bike chain, yikes.

# ? May 6, 2018 18:08

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? May 6, 2018 22:42

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Man swinging dead cat over his head at 1am was on his way to see councillor

quote:

A 56-YEAR-OLD man seen swinging a dead cat above his head at 1am in the morning told gardai - when confronted - that he was on his way to see a local councillor about the animal, a court has heard.

Brendan Casey of Caltragh Crescent, Sligo was summoned for being intoxicated, failing to give his name and with urinating in public at Stephen Street Car Park on November 26th 2017. Inspector Donal Sweeney outlined how Garda� received a report of a man swinging a dead cat above his head at 1.15am.

The Garda� couldn�t tell how the cat died, the Inspector told Judge Kevin Kilrane.

Casey told the court he found the cat dead at West Gardens in the town and believed it to be a health and safety issue.

�I was bringing it down to Blind Tiger to a councillor there and to ask him what�s to be done about this,� he said.

He added that he had also come across another dead cat at Mail Coach Road some time previously.

The defendant then asked the court what had happened to the fellow who picked the cat up and �threw it in the river.� He wondered why he wasn�t in court.

Why indeed

# ? May 7, 2018 08:42