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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


TYRMOUP

https://i.imgur.com/yf2ChRq.mp4

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

TheWeepingHorse posted:

Melania Trump is not going to do anything other than talk about cyberbullying and then go on whistle-stop tours making pleasant small talk with people who are not her husband.

and the idea that she hates her life is :hmbol: -worthy

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Aww, I was hoping it would go with Trump's preferred title, No Fire, No Fury.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tlmurp

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
[extremely melania consulting an actuarial table voice]

this is fine

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
During one dinner in the White House in late 2017, Melania told the president that he should be more concerned about the investigation led by special counsel Robert S. Mueller III and that his legal team wasn’t protecting him, according to a person who attended the dinner. Trump disagreed, this person said, insisting that the investigation was going to exonerate him and that he had great lawyers. Grisham disputed this account, saying: “Your anonymous sources are wrong.” Since that dinner, two of three lawyers have left Trump’s Russia team.

lol she knows hes so hosed

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

bet hes pissed about the bike

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


TRUMO

https://i.imgur.com/1LOHvb4.mp4

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Note* Actually Happened but she wasn't killed so still not true.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Joementum posted:

[extremely melania consulting an astrological table voice]

what is she thinking

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
im pretty sure this, like, 12 year old, who was walking by when I was picking up trash in the yard, just offered to hook me up with a stolen tv

after he recommended the nintendo switch tho

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/871331574649901056

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

GobiasIndustries posted:

Am I reading that wrong or is the only thing on his public schedule his "intelligence briefing"?

Tweets aren't listed

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Does this book make lying and leaking look like the same thing like Trump does, instead of mutually exclusive by definition?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

reignofevil posted:

Note* Actually Happened but she wasn't killed so still not true.

it's a bad story because the facts are all mixed up. hillary was driving the monster truck

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

bet hes pissed about the bike

pissed about the bike, pissed on the bike, pissed in the bike, doesn't matter! should have pissed somewhere more productive :sad: i know the best places

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

business in the front

party in the back

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Rah! posted:

pissed about the bike, pissed on the bike, pissed in the bike, doesn't matter! should have pissed somewhere more productive :sad: i know the best places

t. . . the moscow rigz? :thunk:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



scooptity poop

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Bearjew posted:

trumpety dump

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

business in the front

party in the back

the party in the back is a piss party

and the front comes from the back

its piss

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

DryGoods posted:

it's a bad story because the facts are all mixed up. hillary was driving the monster truck

Nobody challenges Truckasaurus Rex to hand to truck combat and walks away unscathed but she said it was her turn.....

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Remember when the obamacare repeal failed, trump told everyone to watch Jeannie pierogi, who proceeded to trash Paul ryan, who continued to carry water for trump like then huge cuck he is

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Rah! posted:

its piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njCps4jGaks

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



not a bad day today, not thinkin about trump much makes it a better day

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



cant get over the prices of revised dual lands

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Rah! posted:

:stare:

enjoy ur parasites lmao TRUNP

that's the $1 raw chorizo that's made out of organ meat (lymph nodes and salivary glands, specifically) scraps scraped up from the slaughterhouse floor

yeah it’s really good

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trump!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

triple sulk posted:

cant get over the prices of revised dual lands

gently caress good news for those of us too lazy to sell our last 10 ten years ago?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
ooh i shd sell a tundra and get a drum machine :thunk:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


jarofpiss posted:

yeah it’s really good

:agreed:

i just prefer to cook it like a lowly foodcuck, cant handle the parasites like a food chad :negative:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

triple sulk posted:

cant get over the prices of revised dual lands

had a full playset of those back in the day. thank god i sold all that crap.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



please don't make me regret selling my dual lands a decade ago

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Wish Schnork posted on the weekends, finally got around to fixing this one up a bit:
https://i.imgur.com/VtTv07O.mp4

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/pdxalerts/status/993244927633977344

just a normal day in portland

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

What did Trump do today?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

gently caress good news for those of us too lazy to sell our last 10 ten years ago?

it's loving insane, everything is minimum $130 for mp/lp ones like savannah that no one uses. underground seas in decent condition are over 400

i'm buying into the "they're using it to shuffle crypto" conspiracy theory

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



GobiasIndustries posted:

Wish Schnork posted on the weekends, finally got around to fixing this one up a bit:
https://i.imgur.com/VtTv07O.mp4

god bless

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


this but with trump stuynting through DC :pray:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ktde9nvp70

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