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al-azad
May 28, 2009



Looper posted:

If i wished to rule a planet and got turned into a horrific monster I'd be pretty pissed

But it’s poetry. You become what your heart desires.

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Does anyone want to read my Greek fanfiction where Cassandra and Medea are roommates in modern times and they get to live happy peaceful lives and play video games with their neighbor, Joan of Arc?

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Looper posted:

Nova is later revealed to have been built by the same people who built the final boss of Robobot, which is a machine that developed sentience and decided existence needed to be destroyed so Kirb made the right call imo

No evil creation has an anime cat mouth :3

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Snooze Cruise posted:

Does anyone want to read my Greek fanfiction where Cassandra and Medea are roommates in modern times and they get to live happy peaceful lives and play video games with their neighbor, Joan of Arc?

Sign me up, sailor

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Dr Cheeto posted:

Sign me up, sailor

Cassandra always wins 1v1 but can't get her teammates to listen to her in co-op, oh no!
Joan only plays Fire Emblem characters in Smash! But she always loses to Charizard!
Medea makes a recreation of her family in the Sims, but while they are all in the pool removes the ladder!

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

suuma posted:

I never played God of War 3, should I buy the GoW remaster and re-play 1-2 & 3 or just get God of W4r?

Do 1-2 even hold up at this point?

1 is a little clunky because of some the platforming can ouright kill you. Plus the Hellblade tower. gently caress that thing.

2 still holds up more.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Snooze Cruise posted:

Joan only plays Fire Emblem characters in Smash! But she always loses to Charizard!

she only plays fire emblem characters in smash because they're from jrpgs, and she thinks pokemon is too simple to be considered a jrpg

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Joan would be into srpgs considering Level 5 made one about her.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Shindragon posted:

1 is a little clunky because of some the platforming can ouright kill you. Plus the Hellblade tower. gently caress that thing.

2 still holds up more.

I was ready to outright quit 1 just because of those loving towers, holy poo poo.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I bought this at a store in Akihabara yesterday



I'm gonna go back next week. There's so much to see there and I wanna buy more dumb anime merch.

Also, there's like a LOT of hentai.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Goongrats on your hentai collection

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Dr Cheeto posted:

Goongrats on your hentai collection

Haha I realized after I posted that's how it came across. My friend did ask me to buy card Captor sakura porn for his gf tho.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

:stare:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Please stretch out your arms to show us how much a lot of hentai is.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

PantsBandit posted:

Also, there's like a LOT of hentai.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

PantsBandit posted:

My friend did ask me to buy card Captor sakura porn for his gf tho.

there's a lot to unpack in this sentence

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Seriously though post a trip report next time, I'd love to see what kind of goofy anime merch they're hawking.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I'm just going to assume it's of the two older gay dudes and leave it at that.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

al-azad posted:

I feel bad for Galactic Nova. It's like killing Shenron in Dragon Ball, he just grants wishes man.

Nova, and presumably all the other Star Robots, are designed to grant hosed up Monkey's Paw wishes that turn out horribly for everyone involved. Its evil.

PantsBandit posted:

Haha I realized after I posted that's how it came across. My friend did ask me to buy card Captor sakura porn for his gf tho.

Aren't the characters in that show literal children

Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at 23:10 on May 7, 2018

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

cheetah7071 posted:

there's a lot to unpack in this sentence

She's a big fan and has a ton of the official merch. Apparently the weird doujin stuff is harder to get shipped to the states. Kinda weird request but hey everyone has their interests I guess.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Internet Kraken posted:

Nova, and presumably all the other Star Robots, are designed to grant hosed up Monkey's Paw wishes that turn out horribly for everyone involved. Its evil.

Perhaps they exist to teach the lesson that one should not wish, but strive to achieve things by their own means. The libertarian message of Kirby.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Internet Kraken posted:

Aren't the characters in that show literal children

Yes but let me tell you that does NOT stop the japanese people from making porn. I took a picture of a massive wall of hentai in an otherwise innocuous bookstore that's too nsfw to post here even with spoiler tags, and lemme tell you a lot of those girls looked south of proper.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Just remember in Japan actual child pornography was only made illegal relatively recently (like 2014 recently) with a lengthy grace period for people to get rid of what they owned. They are a long way from giving a poo poo about cartoon stuff.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I'm honestly more surprised that a gf of a friend felt comfortable telling you the weird porn she wanted than that she wanted said weird porn

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Lets make a blood pact to all buy porn for each other if any of us makes it to the sacred land

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

cheetah7071 posted:

I'm honestly more surprised that a gf of a friend felt comfortable telling you the weird porn she wanted than that she wanted said weird porn

Oh she didn't, that's why he asked me for her. He knew she'd want it so he figured he'd just ask. I've known them both a long time so I wouldn't have cared either way but she's pretty shy.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

cheetah7071 posted:

I'm honestly more surprised that a gf of a friend felt comfortable telling you the weird porn she wanted than that she wanted said weird porn

brah you don't even know. i was playin in tokyo with this one chick, we were walking to sunshine city but we passed by the mandarake and she was like "oh can we check that out i wanna see if they have <redacted>"

i was like :yeah: but people will readily tell you this poo poo for ???

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Internet Kraken posted:

Nova, and presumably all the other Star Robots, are designed to grant hosed up Monkey's Paw wishes that turn out horribly for everyone involved. Its evil.


Aren't the characters in that show literal children

There's a pair of older like college aged dudes with a lot of gay subtext

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Help Im Alive posted:

Lets make a blood pact to all buy porn for each other if any of us makes it to the sacred land

Finally, I can read about Lancer loving Archer.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



if hentai means one less real human is abused then it’s tolerable.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Snooze Cruise posted:

Finally, I can read about Lancer loving Archer.

have you heard of this thing called the internet

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

cheetah7071 posted:

have you heard of this thing called the internet

Its not the same if I can not feel the pages where Lancer is loving Archer.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Snooze Cruise posted:

Its not the same if I can not feel the pages where Lancer is loving Archer.

I don't know if Enkidu is a lancer, but I'm pretty sure you can buy a copy of the epic of Gilgamesh at your local bookstore.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

chumbler posted:

I don't know if Enkidu is a lancer, but I'm pretty sure you can buy a copy of the epic of Gilgamesh at your local bookstore.

Lmao, he actually is.

Also Epic of Gilgamesh is extremely good. Everyone should actually go read that if they haven't, its fairly short.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
There's some good prose adaptations too which are helpful because translated poetry is super weird because none of the meter is really translatable

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I am bad at technology, how do I get my Xbox One controller to sync up with blue tooth on my PC?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

cortana, bing me a bone 'trollo for me pc

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

I said come in! posted:

I am bad at technology, how do I get my Xbox One controller to sync up with blue tooth on my PC?

https://support.xbox.com/en-US/xbox-on-windows/accessories/connect-xbox-one-controller-to-pc

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

oddium posted:

cortana, bing me a bone 'trollo for me pc

This worked, thank you.

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Situation under bonetrol.

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