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Macnult

can't find them anywhere. have you seen my old pal?

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Macnult

so far i've checked:
-the old hangout
-the old car
-the old pal's house (roommate said they weren't home)



i even checked the new hangout, but no sign of them

Macnult

tried my luck with a craigslist ad "Old Pal, if you're out there i'm looking for ya"

i keep getting replies from people i might become buddies with, but they're not my old pal

Manifisto


have you tried oldpalster.com?

me neither, but I have a good feeling


ty nesamdoom!

Macnult

Manifisto posted:

have you tried oldpalster.com?

me neither, but I have a good feeling

we've got more issues




Not only am i looking for my old pal, but now oldpalster.com needs to be found

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


been looking for your old pal but it's really about the new people you've made along the way


Macnult

hamjobs posted:

been looking for your old pal but it's really about the new people you've made along the way

FutonForensic

i got a long-time chum you can have. he's a little worn down and has some problematic views concerning privatization of basic utilities, but it's a steal of a deal


Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

i got a long-time chum you can have. he's a little worn down and has some problematic views concerning privatization of basic utilities, but it's a steal of a deal

h*ck son, some pals never change

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


if you can't find your old pal maybe try someone else's best friend or a new bruh


Macnult

hamjobs posted:

if you can't find your old pal maybe try someone else's best friend or a new bruh

i like to be pals with everyone :)

at the moment i'm looking for my old pal

Macnult

this isn't a namedrop thread; my old pal would've known that

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Psst. I don't want to alarm you but...

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3855012

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
holy moley what a small world we live in. i was buying a hotdog this weekend and saw an older fellow who gave me this feeling like he would be a good friend to have. i bet it was him.

i'll give you a description in case it helps... he was a decent height, kind of tall but partially short. his hair had a very natural color. it was messy but in a way that looked extremely clean. i could see his smile through the stoic glare he gave me. oh and i almost forgot one distinguishing feature - he had both eyes placed symmetrically on either side of his face. if he was your old pal, i would expect you couldn't forget something like THAT.

was that him? if so, i don't know where he lives so i can't help you, but i did see him.

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Macnult

Meeksha posted:

holy moley what a small world we live in. i was buying a hotdog this weekend and saw an older fellow who gave me this feeling like he would be a good friend to have. i bet it was him.

i'll give you a description in case it helps... he was a decent height, kind of tall but partially short. his hair had a very natural color. it was messy but in a way that looked extremely clean. i could see his smile through the stoic glare he gave me. oh and i almost forgot one distinguishing feature - he had both eyes placed symmetrically on either side of his face. if he was your old pal, i would expect you couldn't forget something like THAT.

was that him? if so, i don't know where he lives so i can't help you, but i did see him.

That does sound a lot like my old pal... i'm still looking :(

Manifisto


Macnult posted:

That does sound a lot like my old pal... i'm still looking :(

turn off your monitor

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


my friend, macnult, have you journeyed out yonder and up the road a fer piece to see if your old pal might be hanging around thataway? i ran into some kindly elder gentlemen this evening who seemed friendly and were looking for a good time, they said--might one of those chaps have been your old pal? if so, you might be missing out on a good time.

me, i'm not looking for a good time, i was just looking for your old pal.


Macnult

hamjobs posted:

my friend, macnult, have you journeyed out yonder and up the road a fer piece to see if your old pal might be hanging around thataway? i ran into some kindly elder gentlemen this evening who seemed friendly and were looking for a good time, they said--might one of those chaps have been your old pal? if so, you might be missing out on a good time.

me, i'm not looking for a good time, i was just looking for your old pal.

my old pal isn’t the type to hang out there, but thanks friend

Twenty Four


I'm happy to be your fill in pal until you find them. Also down with still being pals after you find them.

Farecoal

There he go
are they a gal pal or a pal pal

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
i don't know any old pals but i know an old chum... could it be the same pal/chum?

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

vanisher

I've got this ol' pal

But when I tell people they think I'm talking about a type of stone.

Twenty Four


vanisher posted:

I've got this ol' pal

But when I tell people they think I'm talking about a type of stone.

:downsrim:

lol total dad joke

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

Farecoal posted:

are they a gal pal or a pal pal

whoa thats not cool my dude :(

most of my best pals are gals and them bein gals makes them no less pals

Farecoal

There he go
i didn't intend it that way but you're right, that was bad of me :(

Farecoal

There he go

Farecoal posted:

are they a gal pal or a guy pal

Robot Made of Meat

Is your old pal by any chance Abraham, Martin, or John? I haven't seen them for a while, but they were around here before.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Chasterson

by Nyc_Tattoo
Check the mirror, maybe you are the old pal?

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i've got an old pal who lives in an old sack

WindmillSlayer

hes fuckin dead. everyone you arent friends with on facebook is fuckin dead.


WindmillSlayer

some of them are dead too. thats the way the world works. anyone remember ordrakon? hes fuckin dead. died of weed.


Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
if you moved to a new region your old PAL will be incompatible :ohdear:

joke_explainer


day 57: still looking for my old pal

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
edit: unbyob

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 13:23 on May 10, 2018

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
(after fourteen years) i can't leave without my buddy superfly!!

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

Farecoal posted:

i didn't intend it that way but you're right, that was bad of me :(

hey thats okay, we all make mistakes and we can forgive and be pals , its one of the good things here in BYOB :)

Mummy Napkin
Really starting to worry about old pal.

Manifisto


sometimes old pals need to find a secure private location to shed their exoskeleton, they are quite vulnerable to predators after a molting

chances are your old pal will soon return with a new, larger, shinier carapace

Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich
I talked to the bats in the belfry,
Hey, you seen my old pal? The one with bat wings?
The bats just chortled,
It's not our job to keep track of your things.

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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Kthulhu5000 posted:

I talked to the bats in the belfry,
Hey, you seen my old pal? The one with bat wings?
The bats just chortled,
It's not our job to keep track of your things.


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

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