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After Bin Laden attacked a couple of embassies, Slick Willie decided to bomb the Al Shifa pharmaceutical factory in Sudan. That factory made 90% of their pharma products, including malaria, tb, and parasite treatments. It was never replaced. https://www.jacobinmag.com/2016/10/bill-clinton-al-shifa-sudan-bombing-khartoum/
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Filthy Hans posted:After Bin Laden attacked a couple of embassies, Slick Willie decided to bomb the Al Shifa pharmaceutical factory in Sudan. That factory made 90% of their pharma products, including malaria, tb, and parasite treatments. It was never replaced. silver lining it brought us this powerful self-own by sam harris https://samharris.org/the-limits-of-discourse/
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at least I don’t plaster the makeup on like a trollop, you oval office
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that time an lf poster asked david horowitz a question and got owned by baby's first rhetorical dodge. he also called her keffiyeh a "terrorist neckerchief"
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I'm sold on purestrain god!
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the democrats lost the second easiest election in the world by running john kerry
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GalacticAcid posted:at least I don’t plaster the makeup on like a trollop, you oval office put it on his headstone
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GalacticAcid posted:at least I don’t plaster the makeup on like a trollop, you oval office I had completely forgotten this and thank you for reminding me in exchange, id like to offer you that time the Something Awful forums posters were - by creating part of the shithouse side of internet culture - indirectly responsible for electing Donald Trump to the white house. it's like we're all little gavrilo princips. five golden manbabies.
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I can finally read this and not get mild anxiety. THank TRUMP
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responding to a post about the poster being scared for his daughter, about twenty minutes after the writing was on the wall quote:About what? I'm excited to tell my 10 month old in the morning that we elected the first woman president. Glad that by the time she's old enough to understand that, it won't seem remarkable at all.
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Lord of Pie posted:Rand Paul getting his ribs kicked in by his neighbor supposedly over a lawn mowing incident i absolutely believe it was over yardwork
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Aliquid posted:i absolutely believe it was over yardwork The thought of Hank Hill kicking his rear end forever is both hilarious and comforting
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Lord of Pie posted:The thought of Hank Hill kicking his rear end forever is both hilarious and comforting this is exactly what happened
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If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough loving ride. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been loving UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so loving AWKWARD and so loving BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to loving find you on campus to do it myself. I do not give a flying gently caress, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying gently caress, about how much you loving love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the loving year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I loving repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not loving possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE loving NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE loving SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE loving SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people loving retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a gently caress if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do loving NOT convince other girls to leave with you. "But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID loving rear end HATS, IT loving DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW loving WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN loving UP AT SOBER loving EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being loving WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not loving funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. loving. Team. ARE YOU loving STUPID?!! I don't give a poo poo about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU loving BLIND? Or are you just so loving dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE loving LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR loving MATCHUP. I will loving oval office punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a gently caress if you SOR me, I WILL loving ASSAULT YOU. "Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird poo poo that does weird poo poo during the day, this following message is for you: DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT. I'm not loving kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not loving awkward than 80 that are loving faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't loving show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to loving God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me. And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a gently caress. Go gently caress yourself.
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remember when the president and a nonzero number of americans supported the pedophile monster Roy Moore, because they needed his vote and "at least he's not a democrat?"
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Roosevelt posted:remember when the president and a nonzero number of americans supported the pedophile monster Roy Moore, because they needed his vote and "at least he's not a democrat?" Also because the president and a nonzero number of Americans are paedophile monsters
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GalacticAcid posted:If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough loving ride. Ma'am, this is a Panera Drive-through
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