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The Big Word posted:Good hunter...... It makes my **** shudder uncontrollably....
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quote:The drugs mailing goon reminded me, I also have a joose confession. I tried to drug someone with joose not to long ago. This is vague as hell and I have no idea what you were trying to make someone do by drugging them but it probably didn't work Right on time, drugmail goon sent a pt2 quote:Hi guys, this is mail-ordering phenazepam goon again, and I have an update. Keep in mind you have poo poo on him too -- even if it's a fake phone number and address, they can be used to track him. And calling up the cops to say "hey, this guy has been doing illegal drug deals with me, plz arrest him but not me tia" doesn't seem like so great a plan. Again, it seems much less likely to me that he's secretly The Police than that he's just trying to rip you off (there's no customs between state lines lol). If I were you I'd just politely decline to pay this one (say something like "I'm sure it'll all work out") and put the whole mess behind you, and if you end up with drugs, hey bonus. and finally because it's short quote:There's a new girl at my work that's totally adorable! I'm already fantasizing about her fursona. Hope she's 18! gently caress yo thread derails! I don't know how furry poo poo works but I'm pretty sure you can't give someone a fursona by having a crush on them while being a furry
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May 7, 2018 19:45
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loquacius posted:I don't know how furry poo poo works but I'm pretty sure you can't give someone a fursona by having a crush on them while being a furry But you apparently can to an Arizona senator https://twitter.com/KellyTownsend11/status/992576176953610241 https://twitter.com/Dinosaucy/status/992630872879775744 
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May 7, 2018 19:54
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Drug goon, there is no package. If you pay this fee, there will be another fee that pops up. And another one. And another one. Stop paying this scammer you moron. Call him a mugu and never respond to his texts/calls again. e: also he won't contact the police, he is some african scammer who has nothing to gain from contacting the police. All he is doing is trying to get as much money out of you as he can, because that is his job. As for the number, have you never heard of things like google voice? It's incredibly easy for scammers to make it look like they are calling/texting from a US number. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 20:08 on May 7, 2018 |
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May 7, 2018 20:05
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dont order drugs on the internet you dork. make friends and buy drugs from them ffs
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May 7, 2018 21:45
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you should keep sending this guy money op. keep us updated with the status of your order
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May 7, 2018 21:46
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Drug goon, there is no package. If you pay this fee, there will be another fee that pops up. And another one. And another one. Stop paying this scammer you moron. Call him a mugu and never respond to his texts/calls again. Don't listen to this person. They don't know what they are talking about. I have experience dealing with this kind of situation, and for $150 via paypal I would gladly sort it out for you.
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May 7, 2018 22:15
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Modus Pwnens posted:Don't listen to this person. They don't know what they are talking about. Dont trust this guy. Hes scamming you. Send me 150 and ill sort him out for you.
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May 7, 2018 22:39
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omnibobb posted:Dont trust this guy. Hes scamming you. Send me 150 and ill sort him out for you. They’re both trying to rip you off. For $150 I’ll send you a kit of how to avoid being taken advantage of scammers like this.
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May 7, 2018 22:41
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therattle posted:They’re both trying to rip you off. For $150 I’ll send you a kit of how to avoid being taken advantage of scammers like this. Seriously, stop it with this crap, people. Anyone who's asking for money up front is trying to scam you. Drug goon, PM me your paypal details and I can get this sorted out pronto.
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May 8, 2018 06:24
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I’ll do it for $140, and it’ll actually work.
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May 8, 2018 06:36
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Actually drug goon, I've been lying. I am with the Drug Enforcement Agency, and an arrest warrant has been filed under your name. Police will be at your location within 45 minutes. You can settle this in the court house of the Washington or you can settle out of court. Please go immediately to the nearest Government Approved Walmart or CVS and purchase 3 500 dollar Official Government Steam or Itunes giftcards and all criminal charges will be dropped. If you try and hang up this post, you will go to prison for up to 20 years.
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May 8, 2018 06:44
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give money
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May 8, 2018 06:51
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You guys laugh, but I bet this is about the level of sophistication it took the confessor’s scammer to part him from his money.
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May 8, 2018 12:16
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HerStuddMuffin posted:You guys laugh, but I bet this is about the level of sophistication it took the confessor’s scammer to part him from his money. Perhaps, but there's not much even a scammer can buy with made up story money. Believe me, I've tried....
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May 8, 2018 13:08
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I mean, you know it's a scam right away because they didn't ask for the payment in Amazon gift cards. Everyone knows you can only pay online drug dealers in Amazon gift cards.
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May 8, 2018 13:09
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Solice Kirsk posted:I mean, you know it's a scam right away because they didn't ask for the payment in Amazon gift cards. Everyone knows you can only pay online drug dealers in Amazon gift cards. Related: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42426787
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May 8, 2018 13:15
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PS drug goon while you're on the phone with cameroon could you hook me up with some puppies? They are pretty big on that scam...errr, deal apparently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgeL4HBPTUw i prefer pomeras or pomsky
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May 8, 2018 13:18
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IIRC a ton of these scammers make bank out of gullible old people with encroaching senility who probably just want someone to talk to.
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May 8, 2018 14:06
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The fake IRS/CRA ones are the worst/most successful and most high-pressure, but I bet the tech support scams get a lot of old people. I could definitely see my grandparents falling for that one. I heard a lot of them are moving on to other countries like Australia recently though because of how much awareness has been spread in the US/Canada. Clearly not enough though considering that confessor. He talks like the stubborn type who will keep digging deeper to prove us naysayers wrong. Just one more demurrage fee and surely they will come through with his drugs.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:You guys laugh, but I bet this is about the level of sophistication it took the confessor’s scammer to part him from his money. You’re right: we do laugh.
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May 8, 2018 16:01
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I got one of those IRS fake calls who told me to buy an itunes card and i told them i did and when they asked me for the number i said "4". They hung up. that's my story thanks EDIT: please nobody buy anything on my iTunes card
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May 9, 2018 00:04
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I bet the tech support scams get a lot of old people. I could definitely see my grandparents falling for that one. i get a ton of olds coming into the shop for laptop repair cause they got a Virus! and a window popped up and told them to call Microsoft! and they called the number and gave the foreign sounding man access to their computer and he said it is going to cost them $500 to unlock it! So i guess the scammers bring in a lot of money to legitimate businesses too which is cool
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May 9, 2018 00:16
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Yeah, they also take time from me because I have to sit there with people who got scammed and close all their accounts, open all new ones, and explain that a bank doesn't just give money back to people if they willingly gave it to someone else.
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May 9, 2018 00:21
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Solice Kirsk posted:I mean, you know it's a scam right away because they didn't ask for the payment in
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May 9, 2018 14:23
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You gotta admit, drug users are pretty much the perfect people to use those internet scam tactics on.
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May 10, 2018 13:57
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quote:When all this news about Dan Schneider being a pervert came out, I decided to look into it a bit. I found it insane that some pervert could “hide messages” for kids in his shows. Like all "ephebophiles" you're looking at this from a really egocentric point of view Like, you're not considering what it would do to a young, impressionable teen to be taken advantage of by someone a lot older who has professional power over them, you're refusing to think of it from any angle other than "is my dick broken if I want to gently caress teenagers" If it really was All About You then laws wouldn't apply to you at all and you could do anything you wanted. But, here's the thing, it's not. quote:My great confession is that for the last ten years almost everything I've done has been so that I can act elitist over people. The main reason I don't use Facebook? So I can mock Facebook users. The reason I don't have a TV? So I can act superior to people who care about stupid TV shows. Movies? Fashion? iPhones? Fine dining experiences? Flying places on vacation? All stuff that I can afford, but simply don't do any more, just because it amuses me to lord it over people who enjoy those trivial things. This is obviously a strawman confession, but, yeah, people do poo poo because it makes them feel good about themselves, you figured it out, congrats, what's your point
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May 10, 2018 15:22
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good job being that guy no one wants to hang out with. I suppose this applies to both.
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May 10, 2018 15:24
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loquacius posted:meditating smugly moms please do the needful.
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May 10, 2018 16:43
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loquacius posted:This is obviously a strawman confession, but, yeah, people do poo poo because it makes them feel good about themselves, you figured it out, congrats, what's your point
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May 10, 2018 19:25
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Ever think that the rest of us are on to something? Or I must be too feeble minded to "get it".
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May 10, 2018 23:22
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You're actually just depressed.
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May 11, 2018 00:10
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quote:Disclaimers: This may end up pretty long. I'm including the backstory for context. I'm not into creative writing or writing in general. I need an editor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbIsxO5ya-Q
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May 11, 2018 15:58
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cousinfucker posted:words
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May 11, 2018 16:05
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Ok now that’s a solid confession.
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May 11, 2018 16:08
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MarcusSA posted:Ok now that’s a solid confession.
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May 11, 2018 16:11
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agreedo, and furthermore, I still halt in my tracks when I think about how "wow" it was. We haven't had a confession like that in a long, long time. I don't really remember when the last time was, but I'll remember this one forever.
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May 11, 2018 16:33
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That might be another man's woman but it's your relative. Have at it, friend, that's more important.
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loquacius posted:another man's woman Also married people shouldn't kiss their married cousins Even if you're married to each other
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