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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



El Burbo posted:

That sounds like denial to me

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Paraphrasing: Bears smell better than dogs and humans.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

13Pandora13 posted:

Gonna call bullshit on this at the very suggestion you can get two items at Panera for under $10. Panera is overpriced af.

I feel like it's also one of those places nobody actually likes, but you go there still anyway because you have a dozen $5 gift cards from various holidays for it.

FTFY.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
13 bagels for $6.99 on Tuesdays. That’s the only reason I go in.

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

13 bagels for $6.99 on Tuesdays. That’s the only reason I go in.

I guess they bake them every Wednesday?

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
It’s me. I’m the one who gets excited for stale bagel dealz. Only reason I haven’t killed myself...yet.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

13Pandora13 posted:

Gonna call bullshit on this at the very suggestion you can get two items at Panera for under $10. Panera is overpriced af.

I feel like it's also one of those places nobody actually likes, but you go there still anyway because the reputation is less disgusting than going to McDonalds even though the food is only marginally more healthy for most of the poo poo they serve and costs 10x as much.

I love Panera. :(

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jamesman posted:

I love Panera. :(

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The only thing I like about panera is that youtube video called panera twerk.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013



"Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face."

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/pedraum_quejero/status/994544542618701824




Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

very bad . God give you punoshment

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

EmmyOk posted:

"Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face."



JD-Smith
Apr 30, 2009

YOU WILL OBEY.

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm the doorknob stain

ughhhhhhhh

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Those pillow pet lookin rear end bears gotta be photoshopped right? Or do their bodies seriously start stuffing out like a plush animal when they get fat?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Those pillow pet lookin rear end bears gotta be photoshopped right? Or do their bodies seriously start stuffing out like a plush animal when they get fat?

Now I'm no bearologist, but it doesn't take one to realize that those bears are prepping up for hibernation. The fat stores provide energy for the long sleep and the roundness of the body creates a natural bed. I'd hazard a guess that they also gather large jugs of water to drink if they wake up for a little bit in the winter as well.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Man I know about hibernation. Didn't realize they got THAT round and fat though. It sucks cuz they look even more huggable when they're all roly poly

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Don't end up like the guy who tried to take a selfie with one.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Phlegmish posted:

Don't end up like the guy who tried to take a selfie with one.

Happy and with a lifetime memento?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Happy and with a lifetime memento?

I mean, probably. But lifetime is relative.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

Now I'm no bearologist, but it doesn't take one to realize that those bears are prepping up for hibernation. The fat stores provide energy for the long sleep and the roundness of the body creates a natural bed. I'd hazard a guess that they also gather large jugs of water to drink if they wake up for a little bit in the winter as well.

no you idiot the jugs are empty so they can piss in them

jesus CHRIST do you know nothing about bears

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


"Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. Or should I say, I have."

https://twitter.com/helen/status/994411662911275008

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Murrica!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB



More.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



absolute lad

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


sassassin posted:

Ricky Gervais' anti-religion thing is weird because we're not nearly religious enough over here to foster that kind of resentment. He wasn't raised by nuns in the American south afaik.

It feels like Dawkins maybe started a trend of British popular figures criticizing religion and making it a central part of their acts in a way you don't see in America.

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.
Do I see...

...a goonbear?

Also, now it's finally clear what all that dropbear fuss was about.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Wait a minute, I voted for Jill Stein! You mean there's actually someone out there for me?

I was young :negative:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


It was two years ago!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

chitoryu12 posted:

It was two years ago!

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


chitoryu12 posted:

It was two years ago!

2008, it was my first time voting

e: wait, she ran in 2012, didn't she? who did I vote for in 2008?

e2: some gal called cynthia mckinney, I guess. maybe I never voted for Jill stein after all. my secret shame, lifted

Ziv Zulander has a new favorite as of 17:36 on May 10, 2018

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ziv Zulander posted:

2008, it was my first time voting

e: wait, she ran in 2012, didn't she? who did I vote for in 2008?

I voted for Raph Nader in 2004.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Ziv Zulander posted:

2008, it was my first time voting

e: wait, she ran in 2012, didn't she? who did I vote for in 2008?

If you voted Green in 2008, then you voted for Cynthia McKinney, who's... kinda crazy.

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008


this is still in the top 5 funniest pictures i've ever seen and i will never tire of seeing it

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
wroooong thread

Seaniqua has a new favorite as of 17:39 on May 10, 2018

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Iron Crowned posted:

I voted for Raph Nader in 2004.

I did volunteer campaign work for Michael Dukakis in 1988.

It is one of my secret eternal shames.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


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