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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I think the best thing to do is a last minute play about a thief and have one kid wearing a huge papermache head of the thief teacher

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Glenn Quebec posted:

I'm somewhat of an expert in dealing with the Chinese egregiously lying in a professional setting.

How did all that work out?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
In the most mundane boring way possible. No one over there got into any real trouble. Some mid level manager there did a reshuffle of staff, my point of contact left the firm. I got a fat bonus and raise but not the promotion I was gunning for.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Chinese victim complex is quite something. My wife is now mad at me because NATO bombed a Chinese embassy in Yukoslavia back in 19fucking99 and said it was an accident.

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
Like most of the things China is upset about, I doubt the average American even knows this ever happened.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

EasternBronze posted:

Like most of the things China is upset about, I doubt the average American even knows this ever happened.

Most Americans dont know we sent the italian government once because we were so goddamn racist in new orleans.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

EasternBronze posted:

Like most of the things China is upset about, I doubt the average American even knows this ever happened.

It was a big deal in the news at the time.

There's a conspiracy theories that it wasn't an accident but was done on purpose because the Serbs had given the embassy secret stealth fighter parts from the F-117 they shot down.

(It's usually safer to assume incompetence.)

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
What's that website where Chinese people complain about things that frustrate them in China?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Barudak posted:

Most Americans dont know we sent the italian government once because we were so goddamn racist in new orleans.

Sent the Italian government what?

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

We sent them once.

The kicker is, it very well could have been deliberate. It seems the embassy was evacuated but had a few people around rebroadcasting stuff for the yuko forces. It's not a stretch to say that someone "accidently" gave someone the "wrong" coordinates. On the other hand, it's a warzone. poo poo gets sideways. She's mad that the government lied and that we all believe what they say. Mind you, this is immediately after us chatting about the latest Trump news. :v:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Warbird posted:

Chinese victim complex is quite something. My wife is now mad at me because NATO bombed a Chinese embassy in Yukoslavia back in 19fucking99 and said it was an accident.

This was posted on /r/sino yesterday lol. Imagine wearing such a thing.

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/993863579760668672

Escape Addict
Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This was posted on /r/sino yesterday lol. Imagine wearing such a thing.

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/993863579760668672

No wonder the pandas don't feel like having sex. They're still carrying this grudge and are burning with rage. Look at that vein popping out!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

[–]The_Red_Dragon88 [score hidden] 3 hours ago
USA and its western butt buddies have killed more than 100mill+ if you add up all the deaths from the Americas, South Asia, East Asia, Middle east, and Africa due to colonialism and imperialism.

Oh Reddit.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Escape Addict posted:

No wonder the pandas don't feel like having sex. They're still carrying this grudge and are burning with rage. Look at that vein popping out!

Too much Power Khan for that panda.


Is anyone here old enough to remember the incident that made someone butthurt enough to commemorate it with this patch:

https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?sp...566301265082%7D

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pirate Radar posted:

Sent the Italian government what?

Sorry channeling the president.

Reparations basically. It was a couple of million in early early 20th century dollars

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This was posted on /r/sino yesterday lol. Imagine wearing such a thing.

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/993863579760668672

That explains why she brought it up I guess. I didn't realize the anniversary was the other day. I almost thought it was Nanking season or something. It's weird, I don't think most US goons know or care about the whole Benghazi thing outside of Clinton and Vilerat.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This was posted on /r/sino yesterday lol. Imagine wearing such a thing.

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/993863579760668672

Hahahaha man.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


If only China could power their economy on pure butthurt instead of coal.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Warbird posted:

That explains why she brought it up I guess. I didn't realize the anniversary was the other day. I almost thought it was Nanking season or something. It's weird, I don't think most US goons know or care about the whole Benghazi thing outside of Clinton and Vilerat.

What does she do to commemorate June 4th?

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Nothing, because nothing happened. :v:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

r/sino is made up entirely of Pevan Stans and people who somehow manage to be even crazier than Pevan Stan. They formed their own China subreddit because r/china was doing things like looking at China critically

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I also love that the grammar on the patch is incorrect.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“An avenue for race-based depopulation by the military.”

I would quote it but it’s just too gross.

Well that is entirely enough Reddit for today.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Platystemon posted:

“An avenue for race-based depopulation by the military.”

I would quote it but it’s just too gross.

Well that is entirely enough Reddit for today.

Murderbots running on chinese software. Hm.

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 07:27 on May 10, 2018

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Platystemon posted:

“An avenue for race-based depopulation by the military.”

I would quote it but it’s just too gross.

Well that is entirely enough Reddit for today.

What is this subreddit for? Some kind of asian cuckold fetish thing.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Edit; didn't see it was posted already.

fish and chips and dip fucked around with this message at 08:34 on May 10, 2018

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Warbird posted:

We sent them once.

The kicker is, it very well could have been deliberate. It seems the embassy was evacuated but had a few people around rebroadcasting stuff for the yuko forces. It's not a stretch to say that someone "accidently" gave someone the "wrong" coordinates. On the other hand, it's a warzone. poo poo gets sideways. She's mad that the government lied and that we all believe what they say. Mind you, this is immediately after us chatting about the latest Trump news. :v:

How many reasons do you need for :sever:

Platystemon posted:

“An avenue for race-based depopulation by the military.”

I would quote it but it’s just too gross.

Well that is entirely enough Reddit for today.

Blast! My plan has been foiled by black hats and sunglasses! It's so stupid that it has to have been written in earnest.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Warbird posted:

We sent them once.

The kicker is, it very well could have been deliberate. It seems the embassy was evacuated but had a few people around rebroadcasting stuff for the yuko forces. It's not a stretch to say that someone "accidently" gave someone the "wrong" coordinates. On the other hand, it's a warzone. poo poo gets sideways. She's mad that the government lied and that we all believe what they say. Mind you, this is immediately after us chatting about the latest Trump news. :v:

You could "accidentally" bomb her embassy next time it gets romantic.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


oohhboy posted:

How many reasons do you need for :sever:

On an unrelated note, does anyone have the "Sever 2: the Severing" version of that emote at hand?

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
Remember Thomas Bowlby! Never forget!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_William_Bowlby?wprov=sfla1

Wikipedia posted:

Bowlby's reports from China were informative and popular with readers of The Times. After the capture of Tientsin (Tianjin) on 23 August 1860, Bowlby accompanied the British envoys Henry Loch and Harry Smith Parkes and their escorts to Tungchow (present-day Tongzhou District, Beijing) to arrange a peace treaty with the Qing Empire. However, when the negotiations broke down, the Qing general Sengge Rinchen arrested Bowlby and the delegation. Bowlby and the other captives were held at Tungchow and tortured, sometimes to death, over several days. Constricting ligatures were applied to their bodies; as they dried, they tightened. Those who cried out for water had dirt poured into their mouths. Bowlby died on 22 September. In retaliation, the British and French burnt down the Qing Empire's Old Summer Palace (Yuanmingyuan) in Beijing.

Bowlby's mangled body was retrieved later and buried in the Russian cemetery outside the Anding Gate of Beijing on 17 October 1860.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
https://supchina.com/2018/05/09/sexist-troll-on-weibo-says-interracial-marriages-are-a-crime-against-the-chinese-race/

Weibo trolls are upset about interracial marriages, don't you know there's a wife shortage?? It's not fair

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
That first rebuttal comment is brutal

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

je1 healthcare posted:

https://supchina.com/2018/05/09/sexist-troll-on-weibo-says-interracial-marriages-are-a-crime-against-the-chinese-race/

Weibo trolls are upset about interracial marriages, don't you know there's a wife shortage?? It's not fair

Aaaaaaaaaaaand there's the whataboutism I was waiting for.

Dr. Xie 88 posted:

“This post has gone viral and attracted a lot of nasty comments. According to these people, millions of single males don’t deserve wives and they should bear (the results of the one-child policy), which was made before they were born. Also, for those who brought up the issue of gender inequality in China, do they know that in many Western countries, women have to change their last names after marriage?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Those are some amazing hot takes.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Holy poo poo the pro-women responses are amazing.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

je1 healthcare posted:

https://supchina.com/2018/05/09/sexist-troll-on-weibo-says-interracial-marriages-are-a-crime-against-the-chinese-race/

Weibo trolls are upset about interracial marriages, don't you know there's a wife shortage?? It's not fair

Is this website good? It reminds me of China Smack before the Chinese govt shut it down.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This was posted on /r/sino yesterday lol. Imagine wearing such a thing.

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/993863579760668672

China makes sense once you realize it's basically crazy ex behavior.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
The weird (not really :china:) thing about the Belgrade embassy bombing is that the CCP still insists on treating an obvious mistake as though it was a deliberate strike. Like the Americans decided one day that for no reason the Chinese embassy in Belgrade just had to go but did nothing to follow it up.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

je1 healthcare posted:

https://supchina.com/2018/05/09/sexist-troll-on-weibo-says-interracial-marriages-are-a-crime-against-the-chinese-race/

Weibo trolls are upset about interracial marriages, don't you know there's a wife shortage?? It's not fair

I am straight up in love with the girls writing the pro-women comments, absolutely savage

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exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
Chincels

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