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I would have thought law enforcement agencies were competent enough to be able to make a while loop in autohotkey if they are trying to keep hardware unlocked, but maybe I should take comfort in the fact that they apparently are not edit uh oh, can't snipe a page without a pic 1970's chilean socialist computer aesthetique Mr. Lobe fucked around with this message at 11:12 on May 10, 2018 |
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jiggled again
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Mr. Lobe posted:I would have thought law enforcement agencies were competent enough to be able to make a while loop in autohotkey if they are trying to keep hardware unlocked, but maybe I should take comfort in the fact that they apparently are not its the most swingin' star trek set ever
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jiggled again
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https://twitter.com/shi_nora/status/994406272282882048?s=21
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Mr. Lobe posted:I would have thought law enforcement agencies were competent enough to be able to make a while loop in autohotkey if they are trying to keep hardware unlocked, but maybe I should take comfort in the fact that they apparently are not a physical device for keeping it awake keeps them from having to install software or alter the system state more significantly which probably helps avoid evidence tampering claims and works on multiple platforms and if its plug and go or whatever it makes it real easy to just slap on and roll. i might be remembering wrong, but i thought they used something like that for when they busted ross ulbricht of bitcoin silk road fame because he was logged in to his laptop at a public library or something
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Agile Vector posted:and if its plug and go or whatever it makes it real easy to just slap on and roll. i might be remembering wrong, but i thought they used something like that for when they busted ross ulbricht of bitcoin silk road fame because he was logged in to his laptop at a public library or something yeah, they defeated his laptop encryption by staging a scene that let them pull him away while it was unlocked and then attached some sort of device that prevented it from going back to sleep
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Sombrerotron posted:curiosity got the better of me and apparently the purpose of this thing is to fool the pc into thinking you're moving the mouse so that your (corporate) pc won't go to sleep/boss's own echelon program will think you're still at your pc and working when you're actually doing a george costanza
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The Leck posted:or so you can keep earning serious cash from alladvantage ads while you're asleep. it is still 1999, right? last time i checked. i’ve been in a coma for nine years tho
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Salt Fish posted:You must create the world's first web scale mongodb motorcycle and race them. see you on the game grid, program!
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Agile Vector posted:a physical device for keeping it awake keeps them from having to install software or alter the system state more significantly which probably helps avoid evidence tampering claims and works on multiple platforms color me jiggled, a reasonable explanation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZ_MeTq9rI&hd=1 lol, it's so your boss doesn't know that you're inactive when you're "working" from home.
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https://twitter.com/red_mercer/status/994637936401367040
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that mouse tender is florida as gently caress
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https://twitter.com/bcrypt/status/994675473354403840
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lol
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How many aces is that?
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help me lift the top of this coffee table, i wanna randomly throw some trash bags under it
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:
the optimal number, 5
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wow jonny, how come you get five aces?
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:beep beep  tm ‘‘auto-train’’
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when no one was looking jonny produced five aces. he produced five aces. that’s as much as five ones and that’s impossible with a standard deck of cards.
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:
Imagine 4 lightning bolts to the right of a quasar
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infernal machines posted:wow jonny, how come you get five aces?
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Uptime Sinclair posted:one day soon I'll get around to making a more permanent download link to my edition on a throwaway Dropbox three lock dropbox
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:
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pro rear end Amiga 2000 using
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i was once hanging out at a gnu party with a bunch of fsf volunteer stragglers and at some point one of them had to jet because rms had stored cheese in his filing cabinet again. apparently he thinks his filing cabinet is a fridge and this is an ongoing problem. this is my rms story.
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Suspicious Dish posted:a gnu party
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Gnu'd party
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a perfect immortal green
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Mr. Lobe posted:I would have thought law enforcement agencies were competent enough to be able to make a while loop in autohotkey if they are trying to keep hardware unlocked, but maybe I should take comfort in the fact that they apparently are not https://github.com/hephaest0s/usbkill
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President Beep posted:yeah whenever u look down lol
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Suspicious Dish posted:i was once hanging out at a gnu party with a bunch of fsf volunteer stragglers and at some point one of them had to jet because rms had stored cheese in his filing cabinet again. apparently he thinks his filing cabinet is a fridge and this is an ongoing problem. this is my rms story. i found this tangentally to looking for a "don't quote stymie" pic
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