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Captain Splendid posted:Hundreds of people Thanks. Apparently I haven't read enough Irvine Welsh.
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May 11, 2018 01:02
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Memento posted:Is there a Scots person in the house who could explain this one? I'm ok with everything up to "fire in". Hes going to ejaculate inside her. During Intercourse. Here is a helpful article about it. You can also ask your Uncle about such things. Uncles are the #1 source for sexual experience for boys in America. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse
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May 11, 2018 01:38
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Sormus posted:Hes going to ejaculate inside her. During Intercourse. Here is a helpful article about it. You can also ask your Uncle about such things. Uncles are the #1 source for sexual experience for boys in America. I read that whole article but it didn't mention anything about bulletproof vests. 
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May 11, 2018 01:52
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Besesoth posted:I read that whole article but it didn't mention anything about bulletproof vests. You're not a very experienced sex-haver, are you?
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May 11, 2018 01:56
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Sormus posted:Hes going to ejaculate inside her. During Intercourse. Here is a helpful article about it. You can also ask your Uncle about such things. Uncles are the #1 source for sexual experience for boys in America. The person speaking was a she. Perhaps she was planning to ejaculate inside the police officer, I don't know either way.
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May 11, 2018 01:56
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May 11, 2018 01:59
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The millennials that prepared this infographic still didn't get paid enough an hour while making this to afford their hovel of an apartment.
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May 11, 2018 02:05
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https://twitter.com/annkatsha/status/994333141203603458
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May 11, 2018 02:08
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Scratch Monkey posted:“Scottish Twitter” is like they heard of Black Twitter and were like “hey we talk funny too let’s get in on this” Some are actually funny. Just none that he posted.
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May 11, 2018 02:10
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We all know if there's one thing millennials have been asking for, it's more money for old people.
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May 11, 2018 02:28
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At least they're admitting Grill'd burgers are a sin against good food.
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May 11, 2018 02:45
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May 11, 2018 02:50
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Not Scottish, but I can take a stab at it: I assumed that "dig money" was cash set aside to pay for one's own funeral & burial. WHich doesn't really make any sense come to think of it.
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May 11, 2018 02:56
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May 11, 2018 03:01
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Iron Crowned posted:I voted for Raph Nader in 2004. I voted for Ralph Nader. In 2000. In Florida. It's all my fault.
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May 11, 2018 03:18
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LifeSunDeath posted:The menu for that place is almost more depressing ...nuggets?
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May 11, 2018 03:23
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:...nuggets? "Gnocchi" is difficult to remember how to spell.
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May 11, 2018 03:31
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The sad face of the tragic loss of Craigslist casual encounters 
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May 11, 2018 03:32
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Garrand posted:"checkout wifey" This is my new favourite phrase 
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May 11, 2018 03:33
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I found the full Pastamania menu. Someone bought it.   He also got the pasta shapes! 
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May 11, 2018 04:07
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"hooch" 1.99 At least they're honest.
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May 11, 2018 04:16
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Why pasta though? Why a pasta restaurant?
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May 11, 2018 04:44
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May 11, 2018 05:22
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Would it be better or worse if it said "skin"?
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May 11, 2018 05:27
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Garrand posted:Would it be better or worse if it said "skin"? 50 years ago Crayolas had a crayon color labeled "flesh." It's now called "peach." It's a reference to that. 
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May 11, 2018 05:29
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Why pasta though? Why a pasta restaurant? Licensing and merchandising is like porn. It doesn't have to make any sense.  Yes, this thing is somehow officially-licensed. Save us, Superman! *tweedleedleedleedleedleedleedlee*
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May 11, 2018 05:37
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From that video, I personally prefer the Disney Frozen Childrens Kids Pretend Play Dustpan And Brush Toy Set. Just what every little girl wants; a dustpan. But not a real dustpan, mind you, only a pretend one.
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May 11, 2018 05:45
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Samuringa posted:I don't know if Scottish Twitter counts as a Meme or as a Funny Pictures Edit: the others were funny.
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May 11, 2018 05:55
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deoju posted:I can't decipher these two. Could somebody translate for me? "My mate was being pulled out of a party by a policewoman. He looked at her and said "I hope you're wearing a vest, 'cause I'm about to fire in (have sex with you)" A more scottish version of "anything you say can and will be held against you" "tits" Second one: "Hundreds of people go missing. However, I didn't go home for 5 days over New Years and all I got was a reminder that i owed rent"
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May 11, 2018 06:04
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deoju posted:I can't decipher these two. Could somebody translate for me? I think the first one is just "A friend once said to a good looking dude who was escorting her from a party "I hope you're wearing a bulletproof vest because I'm about to fire in" (weird pickup line)"? While the second one is "A hundred people have gone missing. I shouldn't laugh, but I didn't go home for 5 days at New Year's and I got a text asking if I had my dig money (money kids pay their parents after 16 if they're not pursuing higher education, like a kind of rent)"
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May 11, 2018 06:06
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hwwnh ***5'71
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May 11, 2018 06:19
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Sestze posted:First one: The woman in this exchange is the person being escorted out of the party. How are people continuing to get this wrong?
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May 11, 2018 06:21
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Memento posted:The woman in this exchange is the person being escorted out of the party. Because it's the only way fire in makes a drip of sense.
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May 11, 2018 07:44
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Memento posted:This is what they look like in the wild when they're all fatted up and ready for a nice months-long nap. Lucky bastards. He looks as if he's thinking, "well, maybe just one more goon." 
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May 11, 2018 08:18
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Rumda posted:Because it's the only way fire in makes a drip of sense. A drunk scottish woman getting thrown out is not going to her lack of a cock get in the way of a 'gently caress the polis' joke.
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May 11, 2018 08:37
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Zipperelli. posted:"hooch" 1.99 Hooch isn't used as a general slang for poo poo liquor the way it is in America. It's a brand name for a really horrible lemonade-flavoured alcopop, although going by the purplish label I'm guessing that one is some equally-vile alternative flavour like grape or blackcurrant. Staying on a Scottish note  and complementary CGI news reconstruction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9VGBBeABqY
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May 11, 2018 09:25
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Didn't happen. The hill residence doesn''t have a fireplace
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May 11, 2018 09:47
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Garrand posted:From that video, I personally prefer the Disney Frozen Childrens Kids Pretend Play Dustpan And Brush Toy Set. I'm pretty sure there's a flash game out there somewhere warranting the existence of this thing.
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Rumda posted:Because it's the only way fire in makes a drip of sense. i feel sorry for you if youve never had a woman come on to you hard by saying poo poo like "im gonna cum inside you"
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