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protip: buffets of any variety are and always will be the cheapest crap that can be prepared en masse and not spoil for a sufficient amount of time. you do not go to a buffet for good food.
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but the presentation is lacking and this isn't authentic chinese food
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May 11, 2018 16:48
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:American popular culture really does revolve around feverishly using up everything you can before someone else gets a chance to. have a friend who grew up in east germany before the wall fell. her mom told her that if she ever saw a line to stand in it because it might be something useful. this sounds like the capitalist version of this fomo for lyfe
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May 11, 2018 16:50
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~*heaps item after item on plate from a trough of semi-congealed grease*~ ~*adds a sprig of parsley and shredded citrus rind*~
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syntaxrigger posted:have a friend who grew up in east germany before the wall fell. her mom told her that if she ever saw a line to stand in it because it might be something useful. *walks around san francisco, sees a big line to place, stands in it for 3 hours, ends up being afforded the opportunity to buy instagram/pinterest friendly eggs n bacon for $20*
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May 11, 2018 16:56
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i like how SF evolved from -- a fake "ice cream museum" that requests free ice cream from vendors because "its a museum and thats what you do, you give museums things for free" while just being a place to charge people to use instagram backdrops -- to places that just straight up offer instagram backdrops for a fee
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May 11, 2018 17:01
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also zakuski supremacy 4 life
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May 11, 2018 17:04
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i refuse to attend a buffet luncheon if the crystal goblets at the soda fountain are insufficiently polished
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May 11, 2018 17:13
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there'd drat well better be a loving sundae bar is all i'm saying.
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May 11, 2018 17:14
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lancemantis posted:i like how SF evolved from -- a fake "ice cream museum" that requests free ice cream from vendors because "its a museum and thats what you do, you give museums things for free" while just being a place to charge people to use instagram backdrops -- to places that just straight up offer instagram backdrops for a fee words can mean anything, and anything we call a certain name automatically is that thing
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May 11, 2018 17:16
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infernal machines posted:lmao klout. how the gently caress did they survive even this long? only thing I knew about klout was that one loving article some woman wrote about how she would never consider dating you if you score was too low also I just lolled for real because klout autocorrected to kaput
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May 11, 2018 17:16
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never had anything to do with klout. pretty such i do have a lout score tho.
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May 11, 2018 17:19
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President Beep posted:lol. that's an interesting point. would you say it was quite interesting?
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May 11, 2018 17:20
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Chris Knight posted:would you say it was quite interesting? not really. no.
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May 11, 2018 17:22
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Chris Knight posted:only thing I knew about klout was that one loving article some woman wrote about how she would never consider dating you if you score was too low there was a thing ages ago where someone was talking about only accepting candidates with a sufficient klout score for a position at some idiot tech startup
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May 11, 2018 17:23
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Uptime Sinclair posted:reminded me of this
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May 11, 2018 17:31
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Xaris posted:instagram/pinterest friendly eggs n bacon 
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May 11, 2018 17:42
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your bacon n' egg look like a dishrag
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May 11, 2018 17:45
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President Beep posted:your bacon n' egg look like a dishrag
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May 11, 2018 17:46
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President Beep posted:ponderosa I heard that they just back up a tanker truck full of steaks and fluid and pump them into a reservoir like a reverse honey truck. There's no way that can be true, but the mental image is legit.
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May 11, 2018 17:47
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that’s nothing Taco Bell’s meat tube was clogged
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May 11, 2018 17:53
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want a pro grift idea: build a hip cool SF restaurant, hire a professional photographer, bolt loving DSLR's all over the Order Out shelf and offer to take studio quality instasnaps of their lunch as long as they log in over here on this kiosk
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May 11, 2018 17:53
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Elon Musk Pro Grifter 2
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May 11, 2018 17:54
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grift of the ideas guy
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lancemantis posted:i like how SF evolved from -- a fake "ice cream museum" that requests free ice cream from vendors because "its a museum and thats what you do, you give museums things for free" while just being a place to charge people to use instagram backdrops -- to places that just straight up offer instagram backdrops for a fee i dont understand any of this
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https://twitter.com/elizabeth_joh/status/994956053879013381
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May 11, 2018 17:57
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what kind of assholes get haughty about buffets
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muckswirler posted:I heard that they just back up a tanker truck full of steaks and fluid and pump them into a reservoir like a reverse honey truck. There's no way that can be true, but the mental image is legit.
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May 11, 2018 17:59
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May 11, 2018 18:06
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May 11, 2018 18:12
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crowd sourced crime fighting!!! just like the policemans show on prime time ABC, complete with elon musku clone as lead character
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May 11, 2018 18:14
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every call is going to be "i saw a black person"
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May 11, 2018 18:18
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:every call is going to be "i saw a black person" you mean "casing"
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Jonny 290 posted:want a pro grift idea: build a hip cool SF restaurant, hire a professional photographer, bolt loving DSLR's all over the Order Out shelf and offer to take studio quality instasnaps of their lunch as long as they log in over here on this kiosk anything that can separate rich idiots from their money is doing the Lord's work
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May 11, 2018 18:24
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:"i saw a black person" working title for steven seagal: lawman
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May 11, 2018 19:11
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legit impressed that guy managed to marry up
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May 11, 2018 19:15
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
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May 11, 2018 19:21
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Wait, I can’t be yoscool unless I denounce Indian buffets?
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May 11, 2018 19:24
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buffets, warren and jimmy
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carry on then posted:buffets, warren and jimmy Wasted away again in Omaha.
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