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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I don't know what an Agony Aunt is, but I think I want one. :stwoon:

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Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't know what an Agony Aunt is, but I think I want one. :stwoon:

It's a person who responds, with well meaning advice, to people writing to the paper whinging about stuff. Essentially.

They may or may not be an actual aunt. Or even a woman. Or real person.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Roblo posted:

It's a person who responds, with well meaning advice, to people writing to the paper whinging about stuff. Essentially.

They may or may not be an actual aunt. Or even a woman. Or real person.

sounds like that monkey that landed the plane could do it too.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Krypto: Origins looking good

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Whooping Crabs posted:

This would be a much better tie in for infinity war

I just want you to know that I really appreciate this joke.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't know what an Agony Aunt is, but I think I want one. :stwoon:

It's a Pommy version of Dear Abby.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014





BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Doctor Bishop posted:

Licensing and merchandising is like porn. It doesn't have to make any sense.



Yes, this thing is somehow officially-licensed. Save us, Superman! *tweedleedleedleedleedleedleedlee*

TOOT TOOT BLOW THE BAT FLUTE

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

BOOTY-ADE posted:

TOOT TOOT BLOW THE BAT FLUTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTUi7mYAqTY

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Shnicker posted:

I voted for Ralph Nader.
In 2000.
In Florida.

It's all my fault.

Do you one better I voted Libertarian. It was the first time I was legally allowed to vote.

My only excuses were that I was young, white, male and an English Lit prof told me he carried his own luggage at the airport, which really impressed me for some reason.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Are you suggesting that millennials don't have thumbs?

You know come to think of it I don't really know what millennial means. I just assumed it meant "cripplingly inept at everything". Am I close?

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Karate Bastard posted:

You know come to think of it I don't really know what millennial means. I just assumed it meant "cripplingly inept at everything". Am I close?

wrong

it actually means "anyone at least one microsecond younger than me"

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

just anyone born after 1979

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

mysterious frankie posted:

an English Lit prof told me he carried his own luggage at the airport, which really impressed me for some reason.
...as opposed to doing what exactly?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RFC2324 posted:

just anyone born after 1979

Whew, just dodged that bullet.



Now about these student loans...

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

Karate Bastard posted:

You know come to think of it I don't really know what millennial means. I just assumed it meant "cripplingly inept at everything". Am I close?

Ohhh, so close! It's actually "cripplingly indebt for everything". Thanks college loans.

Boomer: Study hard and go to college or you'll end up flipping burgers!
Millennial: Ok I needed to go into a ton of debt but I graduated, can I have a job with a living wage now?
Boomer: OH! So suddenly you're too good to flip burgers? Stupid entitled kids these days!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

...as opposed to doing what exactly?

Having the help carry their luggage, like some ESTABLISHMENT DICK, basically.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Brewmaster posted:

Ohhh, so close! It's actually "cripplingly indebt for everything". Thanks college loans.

Boomer: Study hard and go to college or you'll end up flipping burgers!
Millennial: Ok I needed to go into a ton of debt but I graduated, can I have a job with a living wage now?
Boomer: OH! So suddenly you're too good to flip burgers? Stupid entitled kids these days!

No for boomers it was get job at at a factory that will pay you out the rear end then retire from there 30 years later with a pension.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Does anyone actually ever use skycap services?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/TrevorLess/status/994646472816766977

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

One day, in the distant future, I surely will stop laughing at this. I don't know why this catches me as so perfectly funny but it's delightful.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Besesoth posted:

One day, in the distant future, I surely will stop laughing at this. I don't know why this catches me as so perfectly funny but it's delightful.

It will have to be quite distant. That song is always a whim away.




A whim away.
A whim away.
A whim away.
A whim away.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This. This right here is the whole reason Twitter was invented.

Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011



That's an Eyeglass World, I believe. There's one here, and ages ago their sign burnt out in exactly the same way.

I have to believe that whatever sign making company had an engineer that wired it that way on purpose.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/terrydjohnson/status/994743442541498368?s=19

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Enos Shenk posted:

I have to believe that whatever sign making company had an engineer that wired it that way on purpose.

Just as I have to believe that multiple people burst in excited, then confused, then finally very very disappointed.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
Wow, they even changed the signage on the door. Pretty good

edit: and the window! now i'm disappointed they didn't change it to "open 3.5 days a week"

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Heh

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

mysterious frankie posted:

Do you one better I voted Libertarian. It was the first time I was legally allowed to vote.

My only excuses were that I was young, white, male and an English Lit prof told me he carried his own luggage at the airport, which really impressed me for some reason.

Criminy, all that means is he didn't want to tip a drat porter. Believe me, because neither do I.

Still, all either of you have is maybe a couple hundred deaths at your door, tops.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/gilsy08/status/994612546115162113

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Too bad you're actually meant to pronounce the t at the end of Moet

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

bike tory posted:

Too bad you're actually meant to pronounce the t at the end of Moet

gently caress off

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Guy Goodbody posted:

gently caress off

Hear, hear!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


bike tory posted:

Too bad you're actually meant to pronounce the t at the end of Moet

Shut up, nerd.

It still works as "Moh-Aye" or whatever.

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



whats a moh eye?

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