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Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

its a Gabi fight alright

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Gabi Garcia has more testosterone in her little finger than I've ever had in my entire endocrine system.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

The AMAZING Gabi Garrrrrrcia

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

TWO LEGENDS, FOUR FISTS
ONLY ONE CAN BE THE WINNER

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
lets go mighty mo, knock down the yvel tower

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I just tuned in, very upset I forgot about this.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Gilbert Yvel has been training with fellow calm and reasonable people at Mike's Gym

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
drat you think they could have found a smaller ref?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
What the gently caress

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Gilbert should receive a yellow card for taking Mo down

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
That was the most insane and unexpected thing to ever happen in Gilbert Yvels career, and he knocked out a ref

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
the dancing ramen noodle lunch at the top of the screen is mesmerising

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Mo already turning an alarming shade of purple

edit: what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
ahghaghaghghhg tha loving arm is no good

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I am no expert but does Mo not realise he could get up by giving up his back, safe in the knowledge Yvel wont be able to take his neck too easily

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
owch that arm

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Ewww that snapped silly fast and yet Mo carried on that whole time.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

that arm did not look hot goddamn

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

willie_dee posted:

Ewww that snapped silly fast and yet Mo carried on that whole time.

takes a long time for the signal to reach your brain when you're the size of a stegosaurus

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
nice that you get a butt plug for winning

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
here we go folks, main event time

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

AORIGELE TIME YOU FUCKS

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
this guy who has never won a fight has 12 sponsors. bad rear end.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
actually jesus christ it's just 12 on his gut, there's more on the shorts and shoulders

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
there was really no better platform for this tournament than one where cartoons of food slowly drift across the screen

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I'm loving all the sponsorship banners on the stream, I hope this is a successful business model and the owners are making money, either legit or not, I don't care if there is some harmless crime in mma, it adds flavour.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
This announcer is incredible.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Home Brand Bruce Buffer is seriously getting into it

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
What is 66666 about? I'm trying to learn what ever language this is via immersion.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Did he forget his name?!?!?!?!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

willie_dee posted:

What is 66666 about? I'm trying to learn what ever language this is via immersion.

It's a homonym for the Chinese word for like awesome, cool, great

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

rather than showboating you should call what Aorigele is doing cruiselining

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bushmeister posted:

rather than showboating you should call what Aorigele is doing cruiselining

lol

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
lol! this is brilliant

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I laughed so hard

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
gently caress they're going to go to a second round

what the gently caress

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Can you imagine if Road FC eventually becomes big and we can look back on these titans of MMA

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Memento posted:

gently caress they're going to go to a second round

what the gently caress

That was 5 minutes?! I thought that was a 10 minute first round.

Aahahhahaahaa they put the kneel down, dash forward in the replay as a highlight.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
gently caress how do you judge this

I mean if this actually goes to the scorecards how do you gauge who's winning?

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