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JERUSALEM—Declaring that it was long past time for his people to live once again on their ancestral soil, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly began calling Thursday for the Israeli return to their ancient homeland of Iran. “The land of Iran has long been part of our heritage, and we implore the international community to work with us to ensure its return to the independent Jewish state,” said Netanyahu, adding that Israel was willing to use military force if necessary to reoccupy all 636,400 square miles of present-day Iran that were historically included in the promised land bestowed upon the Jewish people by biblical mandate. “The so-called Islamic cities of Tehran, Mashhad, Isfahan, and dozens of others were founded on what were once ancient Jewish kingdoms, not to mention how many of our most sacred sites Iran currently occupies, including the Imam Reza Holy Shrine, the Jamkaran Mosque, and the Zoroastrian Fire Temple of Chak-Chak. In fact, Iran is home to the highest concentration of Judaic ancient holy sites anywhere in the world outside of Mecca, Lumbini, and Vatican City. We demand that the Jewish people be permitted to return to ruling our ancestral Persian homelands.” At press time, Netanyahu had approved plans to begin construction on a large Israeli settlement in downtown Tehran.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:JERUSALEM—Declaring that it was long past time for his people to live once again on their ancestral soil, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly began calling Thursday for the Israeli return to their ancient homeland of Iran. “The land of Iran has long been part of our heritage, and we implore the international community to work with us to ensure its return to the independent Jewish state,” said Netanyahu, adding that Israel was willing to use military force if necessary to reoccupy all 636,400 square miles of present-day Iran that were historically included in the promised land bestowed upon the Jewish people by biblical mandate. “The so-called Islamic cities of Tehran, Mashhad, Isfahan, and dozens of others were founded on what were once ancient Jewish kingdoms, not to mention how many of our most sacred sites Iran currently occupies, including the Imam Reza Holy Shrine, the Jamkaran Mosque, and the Zoroastrian Fire Temple of Chak-Chak. In fact, Iran is home to the highest concentration of Judaic ancient holy sites anywhere in the world outside of Mecca, Lumbini, and Vatican City. We demand that the Jewish people be permitted to return to ruling our ancestral Persian homelands.” At press time, Netanyahu had approved plans to begin construction on a large Israeli settlement in downtown Tehran. [extremely Cyrus the Great voice] I've made a huge mistake.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:JERUSALEM—Declaring that it was long past time for his people to live once again on their ancestral soil, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly began calling Thursday for the Israeli return to their ancient homeland of Iran. “The land of Iran has long been part of our heritage, and we implore the international community to work with us to ensure its return to the independent Jewish state,” said Netanyahu, adding that Israel was willing to use military force if necessary to reoccupy all 636,400 square miles of present-day Iran that were historically included in the promised land bestowed upon the Jewish people by biblical mandate. “The so-called Islamic cities of Tehran, Mashhad, Isfahan, and dozens of others were founded on what were once ancient Jewish kingdoms, not to mention how many of our most sacred sites Iran currently occupies, including the Imam Reza Holy Shrine, the Jamkaran Mosque, and the Zoroastrian Fire Temple of Chak-Chak. In fact, Iran is home to the highest concentration of Judaic ancient holy sites anywhere in the world outside of Mecca, Lumbini, and Vatican City. We demand that the Jewish people be permitted to return to ruling our ancestral Persian homelands.” At press time, Netanyahu had approved plans to begin construction on a large Israeli settlement in downtown Tehran. lmao
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May 13, 2018 22:08
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/995750216467910658 lol the city also renamed a nearby public square in Trump's honor
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May 13, 2018 22:51
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Israel proud to announce the Al-Aqsa Mosque to be renamed Trump and Melania's gently caress Dome in honor of our great relationship where they give us lots of weapons and money
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May 13, 2018 22:53
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May 14, 2018 12:10
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its 16 dead and 720 according to the bbc just now
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May 14, 2018 12:14
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Death to Israel
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May 14, 2018 12:21
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lmao israel just rofl
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May 14, 2018 12:22
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May 14, 2018 12:25
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it’s cool how none of those snipers ever stop and ask themselves “are we the baddies?” as they murder another child
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May 14, 2018 13:16
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Taintrunner posted:it’s cool how none of those snipers ever stop and ask themselves “are we the baddies?” as they murder another child https://twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/995994265955250176
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May 14, 2018 13:18
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https://mobile.twitter.com/LovedayM/status/995989085004197888 https://mobile.twitter.com/joedyke/status/995996799218409472 death count is rising rapidly and let's not forget that in addition to the deaths, there are tons of people being "non-lethally" shot in the legs, mostly by high-powered sniper rifles. which means a lot of people are being permanently maimed or crippled, and a lot of legs are being amputated. especially since gaza's health infrastructure is in a pretty bad state thanks to the blockade and bombings, and Israel isn't letting any of their victims out of Gaza to seek treatment elsewhere https://mobile.twitter.com/Mark_Coughlan/status/996002176299225088 https://mobile.twitter.com/JareerKassis/status/992946289062109184
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May 14, 2018 13:32
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the most violent footage they could come up with was some teenagers rustling some barded wire
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May 14, 2018 13:43
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https://twitter.com/CalNBC/status/996033995363233792
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May 14, 2018 15:47
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May 14, 2018 15:49
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Grondoth posted:why hamas training camps is the official excuse
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May 14, 2018 15:50
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https://twitter.com/ZeinakhodrAljaz/status/996031166611361792 https://twitter.com/AlmanarEnglish/status/996035228316692482
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May 14, 2018 15:50
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Grondoth posted:why more dead Muslims mean more dollars for American arms manufacturers and their shareholders
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May 14, 2018 15:51
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israel celebrating the only way it knows how
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May 14, 2018 15:55
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996046634864791557
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May 14, 2018 16:21
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he's a massive retard who surely has no idea that palestinians are being murdered because he only watches fox news
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May 14, 2018 16:24
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Jose posted:he's a massive retard who surely has no idea that palestinians are being murdered because he only watches fox news on Fox News they play the tape backwards so you can see the IDF sucking the death out of the poor Palestinians
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May 14, 2018 16:25
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Darkman Fanpage posted:israel celebrating the only way it knows how https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPxfI5o7ouo
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May 14, 2018 16:26
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though the dead protesters are getting more press time right now, Gaza is also facing another severe humanitarian crisis the main border crossing for cargo transport into Gaza was severely damaged a couple of days ago, allegedly by rioters who somehow managed to enter the crossing without being shot by the IDF, torched vital equipment for fuel and goods transport, and then left without making any attempt to breach the border the crossing has essentially been shut down by Israel, which is saying it could take months to repair the damage. in the meantime, gaza's already severe fuel shortage is escalating further. this is a particular concern for critical infrastructure such as hospitals, which rely heavily on diesel generators to deal with the unreliability of Gaza's power generation.
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May 14, 2018 16:52
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Main Paineframe posted:though the dead protesters are getting more press time right now, Gaza is also facing another severe humanitarian crisis isreal took one look at yemen and said "oh that's how we're going to get away with the final solution"
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May 14, 2018 17:01
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Some white woman on MSNBC just said "we anticipated there'd be some level of protest, but didn't know that violence would break out."
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May 14, 2018 17:14
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sorry sheng i didn't notice this thread before i made my own anyway what was I on about??? oh yeah, death to israel, the literal middle-east nuclear terrorist boogeyman state we poo poo our pants over iran becoming only solution is a one-state solution: palestine
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May 14, 2018 17:54
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long live Palestine
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May 14, 2018 18:09
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huckabee is in Israel on fox news cheering what a historic day today is as the life is leaving his rotting skin, pure evil piece of poo poo
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May 14, 2018 18:13
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Taintrunner posted:huckabee is in Israel on fox news cheering what a historic day today is as the life is leaving his rotting skin, pure evil piece of poo poo
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May 14, 2018 18:14
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Dreddout posted:It always amazes me how long these ghouls are able to cling to life Shitloads of money providing the finest healthcare. And life is much less stressful if you are both rich and devoid of human empathy.
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May 14, 2018 18:25
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Main Paineframe posted:...of Israel’s hard right, including Knesset member Betzalel Smotrich, Guys I found smoothrich
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May 14, 2018 18:35
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NYT tomorrow: Hordes of Savage Gazans, Spurred Onward by Jihad and HAMAS, Defiantly Repulsed in Self Defense, says IDF
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May 14, 2018 18:37
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Feranon posted:sorry sheng i didn't notice this thread before i made my own The fact that they have secret nukes that they have a plan that says "we will nuke the whole world if things don't go our way" is nuts
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Dreddout posted:It always amazes me how long these ghouls are able to cling to life man loving kissinger still being around makes me wonder if he didn't seriously make some kinda philosopher's stone type poo poo from all those dead cambodian souls motherfucker was already an old man in the 70s and he's STILL FUCKIN HERE like, cmon
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Feranon posted:man loving kissinger still being around makes me wonder if he didn't seriously make some kinda philosopher's stone type poo poo from all those dead cambodian souls The phylactery is all that remains of the master of the State Department. Your better judgment dictates that you destroy the phylactery, preventing the lich from ever reforming. Thankfully, you seldom listen to that internal voice of reason. Someone at the White House will pay you hugely for this artifact. Who cares if Kis'Singer regenerates to full power?
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May 14, 2018 18:42
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Feranon posted:man loving kissinger still being around makes me wonder if he didn't seriously make some kinda philosopher's stone type poo poo from all those dead cambodian souls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke-6WW-xGic
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May 14, 2018 18:52
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Grondoth posted:The fact that they have secret nukes that they have a plan that says "we will nuke the whole world if things don't go our way" is nuts in fairness, the so-called "samson option" probably isn't a real thing israel definitely has secret nukes and will definitely use them if it ever faces a serious military threat, though
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