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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mickolution posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5O9M5-bxm4

Cracking og, not sure what the keeper is doing, though.

Ah yes, the Eredivisie

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747


I don't know why UEFA asked Loris Karius to do a self-portrait, but he did one.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/70yardrobbo/status/995325395548475393
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/995324831162871808

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

why are people playing football at this rally

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/995316852111892480?s=21

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Note: It's also a parody on Hamburg's clock that displayed the time the club (the last founding member of the Bundesliga to never have been relegated) had been in the league.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

lol

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://streamja.com/y3jm :prepop:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

frankenfreak posted:

Note: It's also a parody on Hamburg's clock that displayed the time the club (the last founding member of the Bundesliga to never have been relegated) had been in the league.



This owns

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Phwoar just phwoar

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://twitter.com/TheF2/status/995230180405907461?s=19

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

:piss:

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Diabolical, they deserve to be shot IMHO.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:laffo:

Weavered
Jun 23, 2013


frankenfreak posted:

Note: It's also a parody on Hamburg's clock that displayed the time the club (the last founding member of the Bundesliga to never have been relegated) had been in the league.



This is amazing.

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good

frankenfreak posted:

Note: It's also a parody on Hamburg's clock that displayed the time the club (the last founding member of the Bundesliga to never have been relegated) had been in the league.



This is real good.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Some top banter by fans on this page. Maybe football isn’t dead?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/995612114441113600?s=09

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://twitter.com/arlowhite/status/995710221711536129?s=21

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

very cute

Weavered
Jun 23, 2013


Does he just walk off and leave his daughter on the pitch?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Weavered posted:

Does he just walk off and leave his daughter on the pitch?

It’s fine, Harry Kane will claim her.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Weavered posted:

Does he just walk off and leave his daughter on the pitch?

She started walking back in when he did but when she realised the cameras were on her and the crowd was cheering she went back out, it was kinda adorable. I think her mum was standing at the entrance to the tunnel anyway.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


goddamnedtwisto posted:

She started walking back in when he did but when she realised the cameras were on her and the crowd was cheering she went back out, it was kinda adorable. I think her mum was standing at the entrance to the tunnel anyway.

Where she is hidden from Allah's view, inshallah

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

quote:

The Beitar Jerusalem soccer club announced Sunday it intends to change its name to "Beitar Trump Jerusalem" in honor of the U.S. president and his decision to move the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem.

"For 70 years, Jerusalem has waited for international recognition, until President Trump decided to act and recognize it as the eternal capital of the Jewish people," the club said on its Facebook page. "President Trump has demonstrated courage, vision and a true love to the Israeli people and their capital, and these days other countries are following him and putting Jerusalem on the map."
Beitar Trump Jerusalem

Beitar, the capital's largest soccer club, has never hired an Arab player, as its violently racist La Familia fan club has made it clear it will not tolerate such a move. In the 2012-2013 season, after Beitar’s then-owner Arcadi Gaydamak brought two Muslim players of Chechen origin to the team, La Familia members burned down the team’s clubhouse in Jerusalem.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

sticksy posted:

Some top banter by fans on this page. Maybe football isn’t dead?

100% dead and rotting.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I still think Salah is a dickhead. Fight me

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Bobby Digital posted:

It’s fine, Harry Kane will claim her.

Lmao

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Soulex posted:

I still think Salah is a dickhead. Fight me







jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Bobby Digital posted:

It’s fine, Harry Kane will claim her.

5

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W12acl0jVPw

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Isn’t Salah a huge antisemite? Also, he played for Basel which makes him an enormous oval office by default

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Wengy posted:

Isn’t Salah a huge antisemite? Also, he played for Basel which makes him an enormous oval office by default

He got into some trouble in matches against Maccabi Tel Aviv while he was at Basel by avoiding pre-match handshakes.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport...ng-9081607.html

It sounds like he probably tried to appease people in Egypt and not violate UEFA rules at the same time, but it was a compromise that pleased no one.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Yeah, exactly, I’d sort of half-remembered that, thanks for the link.

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




Wengy posted:

Isn’t Salah a huge antisemite? Also, he played for Basel which makes him an enormous oval office by default

He might be, but if its just about the Maccabi thing then an Egyptian having beef with Israel isn't automatically anti-semitism.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/995718773763182592

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Would have been funny if Kane pipped him for the golden boot so all this work went to waste, but I'm still impressed

https://twitter.com/zeusthehustler/status/995712902588981250?s=21

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/_omeara_r/status/996094151723769856

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

This may be the cruelest refereeing I've ever seen.

Ireland's U-17 keeper sent off for a second yellow for stepping off his line early in a shootout during the U-17 Euros.

https://twitter.com/RTEsoccer/status/996118013387522049/video/1

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