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lol i just mach 3 my poo poo every other day
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i installed a clock manager and was able to get it up to mach 3 turbo but the razor only lasts half the shave
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May 13, 2018 01:18
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I've been thinking about getting it cue balled but I fear the day-moon's poisonous rays?
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May 13, 2018 01:21
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Schadenboner posted:I've been thinking about getting it cue balled but I fear the day-moon's poisonous rays? bowler, obv
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May 13, 2018 01:27
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Sapozhnik posted:lol i just mach 3 my poo poo every other day same op thanks dna 
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May 13, 2018 01:31
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Schadenboner posted:I've been thinking about getting it cue balled but I fear the day-moon's poisonous rays? Yeah you gotta wear a cap or a beanie pretty much at all times but if you already got your horseshoe crew membership card then this should be nothing new to you
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May 13, 2018 01:51
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Sapozhnik posted:Yeah you gotta wear a cap or a beanie pretty much at all times but if you already got your horseshoe crew membership card then this should be nothing new to you Nah, it's receding a little bit but I wouldn't call it balding and I already wear a hat pretty much all the time so  ?
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May 13, 2018 01:58
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imo a full cue is cool and a coworker did that and looked tough as heck if he added a beard he looked scary, no beard was friendly. you got options, and either way you look like you're form the future
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May 13, 2018 01:58
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I just feel like I'm going to end up fulfilling the stereotype that black dudes with cueballed heads look badass (I mean, even Gordon from Sesame Street is probably a  -target for uncountable millions) and white dudes with cueballs look like chemo patients?
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May 13, 2018 02:02
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Schadenboner posted:white dudes with cueballs look like chemo patients? lift a weight and be mr clean
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May 13, 2018 02:07
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Bobby Digital posted:lift a weight and be mr clean i worked with another guy that fit that category and he was ambiguously 'older' but still looked like he'd punch through a brick wall. dude was super nice and it was cool 
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May 13, 2018 02:27
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Agile Vector posted:i worked with another guy that fit that category and he was ambiguously 'older' but still looked like he'd punch through a brick wall. dude was super nice and it was cool that’s probably my destiny in a few years. judging from older relatives i’d be surprised to still have most of my hair by 35. hell, i’m lucky to still have it now. both of my younger brothers have already started losing it fast
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May 13, 2018 02:47
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Schadenboner posted:white dudes with cueballs look like chemo patients? i was directed not to get a #1 trim because "you look like fuckin mini me and your beret somehow makes it worse"
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May 14, 2018 15:25
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flakeloaf posted:your beret 
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May 14, 2018 16:04
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he's a soldier in one of those silly countries where people still wear berets with a straight face
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May 14, 2018 17:06
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was, and uh, don't the yanks wear them too and yeah they are a bad hat
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May 14, 2018 17:11
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a small number of specific units (or whatever the term is) wear them, but the vast majority do not
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May 14, 2018 17:28
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Endless Mike posted:a small number of specific units (or whatever the term is) wear them, but the vast majority do not in order to improve morale they made berets the standard uniform for all army members special units just get special colors
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May 14, 2018 17:53
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observing that army rangers and green berets have better morale than the main body of troops, then concluding that it must be caused by the headwear, is the most army thing that ever armied
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May 14, 2018 17:54
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oh ok I was just picturing a big, floppy raspberry beret. the kind that you find in a second-hand store
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May 14, 2018 17:58
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i wonder how long it is before cops start wearing berets for the same reason i'm a high speed low drag operator, baby *can't fit into squad car*
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May 14, 2018 17:58
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nah, this is a high impact tactical use of force crisis emergency, a part of your uniform that comes off is a part of your uniform that becomes a weapon for the wolves to use against the sheepdogs fap splooge gotta have those APCs for when some shutin grandma racks up too many parking tickets though
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May 14, 2018 18:02
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we should make american police wear high viz like the british, that could deflate a some of the "I'm the punisher, the thin blue line that separates order from chaos"
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May 14, 2018 18:07
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oh fun cop story from my canadian hometown btw so on friday there was a little league (~8 year olds) hockey game in the next town over and my town's team lost. all the hockey dads have been drinking the entire game and are drunk on the bus ride home. one of the dads is a local cop and is incredibly hammered and starts yelling at all the kids about how lovely they are while the other dads try to calm him down. they get back into town, get out in the tim hortons parking lot or whatever, and the drunk cop dad grabs his son by the arm and yanks him into his truck. the other dads try to stop him but he drives off. so the other dads call the police on him. because the local cops all know this guy and they don't want there to be a conflict of interest, they in turn call the OPP (provincial police/highway patrol) instead. the OPP quickly nab him, cause they're super psyched to get a cop. impound the truck, charge him with drunk driving and child endangerment, take the kid home. THE NEXT DAY the chief of police finds out and hits the roof. he suspends the two cops who took the original call from the other parents, because they called the bigger cops on one of their own instead of "handling it internally." the suspended cops in turn report this also to the OPP, and now the OPP has started an internal affairs investigation into the chief and the local cop shop as a whole 
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May 14, 2018 18:21
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:in order to improve morale they made berets the standard uniform for all army members Notorious b.s.d. posted:observing that army rangers and green berets have better morale than the main body of troops, then concluding that it must be caused by the headwear, is the most army thing that ever armied
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May 14, 2018 18:25
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Sagebrush posted:the chief of police finds out and hits the roof. he suspends the two cops who took the original call from the other parents, because they called the bigger cops on one of their own instead of "handling it internally." the suspended cops in turn report this also to the OPP, and now the OPP has started an internal affairs investigation into the chief and the local cop shop as a whole someone forgot he was in canada i guess
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May 14, 2018 19:15
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i'm down with opp
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May 14, 2018 19:20
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qirex posted:we should make american police wear high viz like the british, that could deflate a some of the "I'm the punisher, the thin blue line that separates order from chaos" they should have to keep daisies in their shirt pockets, like clowns
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May 14, 2018 19:39
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qirex posted:we should make american police wear high viz like the british, that could deflate a some of the "I'm the punisher, the thin blue line that separates order from chaos" it gives me conniptions to see "thin blue line" stickers on cars parked outside the police station
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May 14, 2018 19:40
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i want police and security who patrol in pairs to hold hands
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May 14, 2018 19:41
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:it gives me conniptions to see "thin blue line" stickers on cars parked outside the police station someone post that tweet with the sheriff's dept that stuck their cars with vinyl decals of the punisher logo and "blue lives matter"
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May 14, 2018 19:42
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ynohtna posted:i want police and security who patrol in pairs to hold hands i want to take away the policemen's cars cops hide in their cars and only talk to people when there's something bad going down. instead make them walk a beat, so they interact with people on a regular basis in a normal context. "hi officer, how are you" "oh pretty good, nice day today innit?" etc. both the policemen and the populace will benefit
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May 14, 2018 19:47
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Sagebrush posted:i want to take away the policemen's cars this requires american cities to be walkable
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May 14, 2018 19:55
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hobbesmaster posted:this requires american cities to be walkable no it doesn't it requires cops to be held to a higher standard of physical fitness than the average person
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May 14, 2018 19:56
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the sfpd has been operating in direct defiance of city statutes passed by both the supervisors and voters over the last 3 decades requiring them to not sit in their cars their entire shift and do community policing like ride muni or walk a small amount but they just don't bother and never will
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May 14, 2018 20:03
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being an sfpd officer always struck me as a very relaxing way to make a living
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May 14, 2018 20:09
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qirex posted:the sfpd has been operating in direct defiance of city statutes passed by both the supervisors and voters over the last 3 decades requiring them to not sit in their cars their entire shift and do community policing like ride muni or walk a small amount but they just don't bother and never will this is the same city whose parks department was found to have hundreds of employees who didn't go to work they got paid, they just never showed up, and nobody ever checked in other words, while lots of police departments are poorly run, given the general pattern of san francisco city government, i expect sfpd is exceptionally wasteful and stupid
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May 14, 2018 20:09
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sfpd has one of the lowest arrest and conviction rates among major city police departments
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May 14, 2018 20:12
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Sagebrush posted:no it doesn't i mean there are literally cities that don't believe in sidewalks in the south
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that's probably good though? arrest rates don't tell you anything about the legitimacy of the arrest overall reported crime rates are probably a better indication of whether the cops are doing their job (deterring crime) hobbesmaster posted:i mean there are literally cities that don't believe in sidewalks in the south give em bicycles huh, just noticed that this is google thread, not sure how it became cop thread
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