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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? May 14, 2018 19:03

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# ? May 16, 2024 19:21

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

A good dog. Devastating, but good.

# ? May 14, 2018 19:24

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Incorrect Dragon Age

# ? May 14, 2018 19:25

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? May 14, 2018 19:30

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Samuringa posted:

Incorrect Dragon Age

Despite being a follower of that blog it's still so good to see these itt. I am a massive piece of DA trash tho.

# ? May 14, 2018 19:40

Masked Pumpkin: May 10, 2008

SpacePig posted:

Emergency.
Woman, pointing.
Man, explaining.
Baby, lost.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's in every way a Loss. Content, word count, punchline.

And delivery

# ? May 14, 2018 20:15

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? May 14, 2018 20:23

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Knitting Beetles posted:

In the future, memes will be 5-8 word descriptions of images as they�d become stale in the time it takes to make the image.

And yet even that is not a new idea. Ever hear this one?

A man is sent to prison for the first time.

The first night there, after the lights in the cell block are turned off, he immediately sees his cellmate going over to the bars and yelling, "twelve!"

The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "four!" Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.

"Why are you guys just yelling numbers?" He asks his cellmate. "What's so funny about random numbers?"

"Well," says the older prisoner, "They're not random. It's just that we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know all the same jokes. So after a while we just started giving them numbers and yelling those numbers is enough to remind us of the joke instead of telling it."

Wanting to fit in, the new prisoner walks up to the bars and yells, "SIX!" But instead of laughter, a dead silence falls on the cell block. He turns to the older prisoner, "What's wrong? Why didn't I get any laughs?"

"You didn't tell it right."

# ? May 14, 2018 20:26

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? May 14, 2018 20:35

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

# ? May 14, 2018 20:42

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Randaconda posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIQj3SecNCM

# ? May 14, 2018 20:45

ThaGhettoJew: Jul 4, 2003; The world is a ghetto

Randaconda posted:

# ? May 14, 2018 20:51

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ThaGhettoJew posted:

lol

# ? May 14, 2018 20:55

Yestermoment: Jul 27, 2007

ThaGhettoJew posted:

But that's how what I think about IRL when I go down the stairs???

# ? May 14, 2018 21:03

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Ms Adequate posted:

Loss Eye on the Black Guy

# ? May 14, 2018 21:25

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/EMP4TH/status/995462683683147777

# ? May 14, 2018 21:27

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

https://twitter.com/keisertroll/status/887862302090731520?s=19

# ? May 14, 2018 23:02

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Masked Pumpkin posted:

And delivery

One meme, never posted.

# ? May 14, 2018 23:21

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

SpacePig posted:

Emergency.
Woman, pointing.
Man, explaining.
Baby, lost.

Temba, his arms empty.

# ? May 14, 2018 23:24

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Fister Roboto posted:

Temba, his arms empty.

Shaka, when the uterine walls fell

# ? May 14, 2018 23:32

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/connor_arrives/status/995825922904346629

# ? May 15, 2018 00:34

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i love you cool pink blob

# ? May 15, 2018 00:34

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Garrand posted:

https://twitter.com/connor_arrives/status/995825922904346629

incredible

# ? May 15, 2018 00:39

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Where is the cursed images thread i can't find it.

# ? May 15, 2018 00:47

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Where is the cursed images thread i can't find it.

I think it's in GBS not PYF

(edit)

here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3833370

# ? May 15, 2018 00:48

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

13Pandora13 posted:

I think it's in GBS not PYF

(edit)

here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3833370

Hell yeah

# ? May 15, 2018 01:41

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Found on my news feed. They should get a savvy proof reader. Headline stayed up for at least 16 hrs. I stopped checking after that.

GlobglogGroAbgalab has a new favorite as of 04:01 on May 15, 2018

# ? May 15, 2018 02:21

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Sponge Baathist posted:

idgi

# ? May 15, 2018 02:23

cunningham: Jul 28, 2004

MageMage posted:

idgi

Her dad's dead.

# ? May 15, 2018 02:38

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?