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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Blast of Confetti posted:

for real tho who are those guys living exactly in the middle of australia thousands of miles away from everyone else

Also, Spooks.

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Fun fact the first (automotive) ambulances were, in fact, hearses. It was a way for funeral homes to make extra money when they were the only car in town designed to carry an adult who was lying down.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

oohhboy posted:

They might as well drive hearses to save time. City Skylines got this right.

Will we have to demolish half the city and replace it with crematoriums 60 years after the city is founded?

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ironically and counter-intuitively adding more crematoriums or emergency services makes the problem worse. Never figured out how to get traffic down to a sane level.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist


Still safer than relying on the jack to hold it in the air.

dexter6
Sep 22, 2003

Piggy Smalls posted:

Thank you!!! I think the “Emergency 51 tones” were badass. Can anyone buy and use a MOTOROLA MINITOR TONE Pager and use it to listen to my city fire department tones?
You (possibly) could, but this is cheaper and easier: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/?rl=rr

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Blast of Confetti posted:

for real tho who are those guys living exactly in the middle of australia thousands of miles away from everyone else

they're screaming GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF MEEEEE

https://i.imgur.com/VfnO1Js.mp4

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 04:00 on May 15, 2018

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

this rules

What is it?

Survey says a silo roof demolition in Aalborg, Denmark, probably ahead of tearing down the walls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlxEOyaGmBg

Apparently they didn't warn the neighbors (apart from the air raid siren).

Pretty cool poo poo, but I do want to know what the deal with the booster is and why it generates such a red light.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Synthbuttrange posted:

they're screaming GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF MEEEEE

https://i.imgur.com/VfnO1Js.mp4

Wait until you hear about the mice plagues we used to have!




Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
mmmmm

hantavirus

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
I'm feeling all itchy suddenly.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Synthbuttrange posted:

they're screaming GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF MEEEEE

https://i.imgur.com/VfnO1Js.mp4

I never understood flies in Australia, it's the middle of the desert, where do they get enough poop/carcasses ro reproduce like that?

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Synthbuttrange posted:

they're screaming GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF MEEEEE
:yikes:

that's loving horrifying. what do you even do? extremely deep woods off?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tafferling posted:

I never understood flies in Australia, it's the middle of the desert, where do they get enough poop/carcasses ro reproduce like that?

They're just fleeing from the spiders

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

So as the recent posts have shown, the wildfires are started on purpose as a battle against nature. Saving these for responding to "nature is beautiful" social posts.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Tafferling posted:

I never understood flies in Australia, it's the middle of the desert, where do they get enough poop/carcasses ro reproduce like that?

Take a look at cattle maps : http://www.agriculture.gov.au/abares/research-topics/surveys/beef

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Phuzun posted:

So as the recent posts have shown, the wildfires are started on purpose as a battle against nature. Saving these for responding to "nature is beautiful" social posts.

Oh they're started on purpose alright:
https://twitter.com/NatGeo/status/956028819961458688

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Synthbuttrange posted:

they're screaming GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF MEEEEE

https://i.imgur.com/VfnO1Js.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

It's the only way to be sure.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

*paul reisers into the movie to be the worst piece of poo poo*

no, we gotta go with the corporation and toe the company line and do the dumbest bougiest sitcom to ever exist okay?

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

Tafferling posted:

I never understood flies in Australia, it's the middle of the desert, where do they get enough poop/carcasses ro reproduce like that?
Australia was slowly disappearing under a pile of cow dung. They ended up importing lots of species of dung beetle to fill the ecological niche created by tje large number of non native mammals (cow excrement being sufficiently different to marsupial excrement)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Dung_Beetle_Project

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Blast of Confetti posted:

for real tho who are those guys living exactly in the middle of australia thousands of miles away from everyone else

I know a few badass helicopter pilots out there.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Blast of Confetti posted:

for real tho who are those guys living exactly in the middle of australia thousands of miles away from everyone else

TBH it sounds pretty awesome to live like that.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


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Azhais posted:

They're just fleeing from the spiders



Took me a minute to realize this isn't snow.


Jebus! It's A crapton of spiderwebs covering a whole field AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Vanagoon fucked around with this message at 10:44 on May 15, 2018

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Pablo Bluth posted:

Australia was slowly disappearing under a pile of cow dung. They ended up importing lots of species of dung beetle to fill the ecological niche created by tje large number of non native mammals (cow excrement being sufficiently different to marsupial excrement)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Dung_Beetle_Project

ive not heard of this before but knowing how well all our other forays with importing foreign species went i assume the answer is tragedy

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Why didn't the poo poo decompose? Isn't it just slightly adultered grass?

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

aphid_licker posted:

Why didn't the poo poo decompose? Isn't it just slightly adultered grass?

Grass takes loving forever to decompose without the right kind of fermentation and the bugs to deal with those fermentation products.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

aphid_licker posted:

Why didn't the poo poo decompose? Isn't it just slightly adultered grass?

Stuff doesn't actually decompose for no reason. (At least, not in the way we're familiar with - it dehydrates and such, but it doesn't rot). It decomposes because it's being eaten by insects and fungi and bacteria and so forth.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
If you want to hear something crazy, read about the Carboniferous.

Three hundred and forty million years ago, plants evolved the ability to make the structural protein lignin.

Fungus that could digest lignin evolved three hundred million years ago.

For forty million years, dead wood piled up and ended either buried, producing the vast coal deposits seen today, or burnt.

Wood burnt really well back then, with atmospheric oxygen at double its present concentration—which is no coincidence. Plants were polluting the atmosphere with oxygen in direct proportion to the wood they produced.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Jabor posted:

Stuff doesn't actually decompose for no reason. (At least, not in the way we're familiar with - it dehydrates and such, but it doesn't rot). It decomposes because it's being eaten by insects and fungi and bacteria and so forth.

Yeah but the grass not eaten by cows obviously decomposed, so I figured that the cow digestive tract must somehow gently caress that process up. The wiki article Pablo linked actually explains it p well so nevermind me.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Make sure your dads are safe.

https://www.fox25boston.com/news/recalls/harbor-freight-tools-recalling-1-million-chainsaws-due-to-injury-hazard/749710851

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

quite stretched out posted:

ive not heard of this before but knowing how well all our other forays with importing foreign species went i assume the answer is tragedy
Actually it all seems to be positive. It seems dung beetles are specialist enough that they stick to eating the target dung and they've actually helped reduce both dung and the fly problem.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

LostCosmonaut posted:

Posted without comment


(I got a perverse amount of glee a few months from telling somebody at work about Yellowstone for the first time.)


On a more realistic timescale, the northeast can get fairly strong earthquakes; http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/04/20/new.england.tremors/index.html

Plus a 7.3-7.9 back in the 17th century; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1663_Charlevoix_earthquake

edit: and another one; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929_Grand_Banks_earthquake

any maps that show how far offshore? How far into canadia?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

SniperWoreConverse posted:

any maps that show how far offshore? How far into canadia?

That eruption would radically change the climate worldwide, ash fall would be the least of Canada's and the oceans' problems.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
How bad would 3-10 Millimeters of volcanic ash gently caress up everything?

I know volcanic ash isn’t like wood or charcoal ash and is way way more destructive , but I need sort of a reference point

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Johnny Aztec posted:

How bad would 3-10 Millimeters of volcanic ash gently caress up everything?

I know volcanic ash isn’t like wood or charcoal ash and is way way more destructive , but I need sort of a reference point

https://www.civildefence.govt.nz/assets/Uploads/publications/volcanic-ash-health.pdf

https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanic_ash/conditions_after_ash.html

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Johnny Aztec posted:

How bad would 3-10 Millimeters of volcanic ash gently caress up everything?

I know volcanic ash isn’t like wood or charcoal ash and is way way more destructive , but I need sort of a reference point

iirc everything that uses circulating air for cooling would get shredded by jagged volcanic ash. so, every HVAC (including all grocery stores) and vehicle in operation, destroyed beyond repair

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_9

also, all your waterways plugged with ash. rivers? ashed. lakes? ashed. drinking water? hope you've got a well, lakes and reservoirs temporarily hosed

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Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!


Johnny Aztec posted:

How bad would 3-10 Millimeters of volcanic ash gently caress up everything?

I know volcanic ash isn’t like wood or charcoal ash and is way way more destructive , but I need sort of a reference point

https://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/msh/impact.html

So, from a natural environmental standpoint, it's mild to moderately bad in the short term, but then has a bunch of long term benefits. Some crops are going to be totally destroyed, others are going to benefit.

For the humans that live on this planet, it jacks up, oh, pretty much everything. Internal combustion engines, turbines, most anything with mechanical movement, water & sewage treatment, lungs, the whole 9 yards.

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